IF Ritu meets....ahem ahem....lol

Mujhe toe naam sunte hi...hassi aa rahi hai...abb dekhte hain tum logon ko hassi aati hai ya nahin...

Aaj Dr.Ritu ke sessions mein....Hot seat ko KEWL karna aa rahi hain...EKTA KAPOOR🤢🤢...

Yuckss...I completely dislike her...well...Khyati ne mujhe bahut request kiya that she wanted Ekta with Ritu...so dis is for u😳and Kiran di😳😳😳......otherwise I wud never change my track fromBW...😳

I wont give the normal BHASHAN once again...about MPD...etc etc etc...go to these links...u'll know wat is wat...

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/left-right-left/518657/if-ritu-meets-big-b (Ritu meets Big B)

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/left-right-left/517418/if-ritu-meets-srk (Ritu meets SRK)

https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/left-right-left/547713/dr-ritu-meets-kareena-kapoor (Ritu meets Kareena Kapoor)

SO lets BEGIN...

This is gonna be really fictitious...u'll c the characters designed by Ekts in her...thought she has neva acted...😆😉

Ritu:Hello Miss Ekta...I m Dr.Ritu Mishra...so please..concentrate on wateva I say...jus relax...forget all ur problems...jus relax...relax...relax...relax....ur feeling sleepy..sleep...sleep...😆😉

After a while...

Ritu:So miss Ekta...

EK starts crying....

Ritu:Arrey....Arrey...kya hua...please...aap ro kyun rahi hai...

EK:Mr.Walia....Mr.Walia...(she is crying and telling her dialouges....after all speciality of K soaps...chiiii...koi rote rote bhi baat karsakta hai kya...all the mucus from the NOSE...will go inside da mouth...main toe ye sochke rona hi band kar doongi......chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)

Ritu:(Ritu is like me....so..u no..her feelings r also like mine...😆)

Aap please...rona band karegi....itni badi hokar roti hai aap...how disgusting.....and c ur clothes....they must be so costly...u r spoling it...wat will u teach ur children????...to cry,cry and cry...😆

EK:Mr.Walia....aapne mere saath aisa kyun kiya...Mr.Walia...😆

Ritu:ohooooooo....ye kaunsa alter hai aapke dimag mein...naam toe dekho...."WALIA"...pata nahin kaunse zamane ka hain...😆

EK:Bhoomi please.....tum nahin jaanti ki maine Ansh ko kyun maara.....😉

Ritu:hmmmmmmmmmmm.....Ansh...kewl name huh....vaise Rajveer toe mera raha nahin....ye Ansh se hi kaam chala loongi....😆

EK:apne badon ki izzat karna sikho....agar tum badon ko izzat dogi toe bade tumhe aur pyaar karenge....

Ritu:OOOO...I know I know.....😆😆

(Kitna bore karti hai rey bhagooo...)

EK:Kashish sirf Sujal ki thi....hai aur rahegi...wo sujal par apne aap se bhi zyada vishwaas karti hain...aur aitbaar sabse zyada iss duniya mein wo sirf sujal se karti hain...😆

Ritu:Ayeeeeeeeeeeeee.......shaani kahiin ki....tujhse zyada shaani na....maine kisi ko nahin dkeha.......abhi toe badon ko pyaar karne kehti hai aur abb....kisi Sujal se pyaar karti hai...😆

EK:Abb meri aankhon mein...

Ritu:teri aankhon mein toe aansu hain...aur toe kuch nahin hain shaani....😆

EK:meethe meethe khwaab hain...

Ritu:yellllllleee...itne saare boyfrend's maintain karti hain...aur kya chahiye rey tujhe...😆

EK:Duniya ki bahoon mein khilti hoon har mausam....main Kusum...😆

Ritu:hmmmmmmmmm.....Duniya ke sirf ladkon ki bahoon mein milegi tu toe....aur abb ye Kusum kaun hain...😆

EK:Mr.Bajaj....aap meri baat ko samajne ki koshish kijiye...ye aapko marna chahti thi...please...

Ritu:Oyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........maine kya kiya....tu toe......ye...kya bol rahi hai...😆

EK:dekhiye aap please...meri baat man lijiye...Anurag.....please...kaho na...Mr.Bajaj ko kaho na..😆😆😆

Ritu:ayyeee...please..yaar.......maine kya kiya......Anurag jee...aap jahaan par bhi hain...aap please vohi rahiye..idhar maat aana....

EK:UFhoooooooooooooooooo....main parvati nahin hoon....main nahin hoon parvati...

Ritu:Chill out...chill out...whatcha yelling for...kisne kaham ki tu parvati hai...😆

(Thank god....badal gayi...)

EK:Mrs.Trishna.... humesha mujhe aapke ghar mein beizzati ke liye hi bulate hain kya....ye party hai ki...pata nahin...all rubbish...main jaa rahi hoon yahaan se...

Ritu:(As Ekta gets up and starts walking)....

Hello...hello..hello...kahaan jaa rahi hain aap...please...please...sit down...😆

EK: ok.....(suddenly)...Thoda sa pyaar hua hai....thoda sa pyaar hua hai...Thoda hai baaki...hum toe dil de hi chuke ooooooo...bass teri haan hai baki...😳😳

As she is singing...

Ritu:yuckssssssssssssssss...........is dis a song???...I dun think so....please gaan band karo....STOP...😆

Ritu:baap rey...kitna lamba gaan hain...aur ye awaaz...donkey bhi isse acha gaata hoga...r u listening to me..(EK engrosses in her singing)...😆

Ritu:I cant handle dis anymore.....😆

And she faints....😆

I know...I have written it so bad...I wont even get more than 10 replies...actually...I hav not seen any K soap since ages....but Khyati wanted me to write.....mujhe toe maloom hi nahin..wats happening...It was all a blind guess...from wat i had seen in da promos on Star..for KGGK and all others...please read....and I wont force any1 to reply...its da worst ever written...

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This is amazing, mind-blowing, fantastic, just what I wanted!!!!! Swapna, you are too good!!! Ek aur baa kahein?? The best part was:

EK:Duniya ki bahoon mein khilti hoon har mausam....main Kusum...😆

Ritu:hmmmmmmmmm.....Duniya ke sirf ladkon ki bahoon mein milegi tu toe....aur abb ye Kusum kaun hain...😆

I'm glad that I'm the first one to comment!!!! And listen to this one carefully; agar baat replies ki hai to uski chinta aap mat karo!!! All will go ga ga over this!!!!! EK ki bahut amazing picture present ki hai aapne!!!! Everyone will reply. This is one of the best works that LRL forum has seen till yet!!!!!

Love

Khyati

🤣🤣🤣SWAPPPYYY!!!! haila!!!! 😆 😆 😆 tum mujhe toh maarka hi chodogi 😆 😆 😆 ...OMG!!! i havent laughed like dis since ur one SRK 😆 😆 ...22222 GUD!!!! 👏 😆 😆

n 2 think dat ur not dat into kekta mai soaps!!! 😛
u no..kekta mai will be proud of u 😆 😆 ...ekdum sahi describe kiya hai use..!!!!! 🤣

ur 222 gud!!! 👏 👏 👏 n rahi baat replies ki..as khyatu sed, dis is one of ur best yet!!!!! 😆

222 gud!! 😆
LUV U 4 main me laugh like swappy!!🤗
u ROCK!!!!!!! 👏

Originally posted by: krazy_khyati

This is amazing, mind-blowing, fantastic, just what I wanted!!!!! Swapna, you are too good!!! Ek aur baa kahein?? The best part was:

EK:Duniya ki bahoon mein khilti hoon har mausam....main Kusum...😆

Ritu:hmmmmmmmmm.....Duniya ke sirf ladkon ki bahoon mein milegi tu toe....aur abb ye Kusum kaun hain...😆

I'm glad that I'm the first one to comment!!!! And listen to this one carefully; agar baat replies ki hai to uski chinta aap mat karo!!! All will go ga ga over this!!!!! EK ki bahut amazing picture present ki hai aapne!!!! Everyone will reply. This is one of the best works that LRL forum has seen till yet!!!!!

Love

Khyati

i completely agree with u every one will reply to it.really niceone.👏

I know...I have written it so bad...I wont even get more than 10 replies...actually...I hav not seen any K soap since ages....but Khyati wanted me to write.....mujhe toe maloom hi nahin..wats happening...It was all a blind guess...from wat i had seen in da promos on Star..for KGGK and all others...please read....and I wont force any1 to reply...its da worst ever written...[/QUOTE}

Come on Yaar Swappy u dont hve to watch K shows to get update..its all d same!!!
Bt ne-ways its reallly cooolllll & awesome yaar!! 😆 .Replies or no replues dont worry u hve done an amazing job!! Well done & keep writing...Ritu ko uske sessions mein busy rakh taki woh Raj se thodi door rahe!!! 😉

swappu gr8 goin 👏 next kaun aa raha hai yaar 😉 😆 me waitin here eagerly 😃

hi swappy...........kooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll great yaar. 👏 lagta hai papers ka saar kuch jada hi ho gya hai brain par.. 😆

Originally posted by: krazy_khyati

This is amazing, mind-blowing, fantastic, just what I wanted!!!!! Swapna, you are too good!!! Ek aur baa kahein?? The best part was:

EK:Duniya ki bahoon mein khilti hoon har mausam....main Kusum...😆

Ritu:hmmmmmmmmm.....Duniya ke sirf ladkon ki bahoon mein milegi tu toe....aur abb ye Kusum kaun hain...😆

I'm glad that I'm the first one to comment!!!! And listen to this one carefully; agar baat replies ki hai to uski chinta aap mat karo!!! All will go ga ga over this!!!!! EK ki bahut amazing picture present ki hai aapne!!!! Everyone will reply. This is one of the best works that LRL forum has seen till yet!!!!!

Love

Khyati

Awwwww....luv u jaanu...actually...I had not seen any K soap after KTH...kasam se...lol...sirf promos se hi kaam chala leti hoon....😆😆😆...noing b4 ur works dear...😳😳😳

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Originally posted by: coolgirl_13

🤣🤣🤣SWAPPPYYY!!!! haila!!!! 😆 😆 😆 tum mujhe toh maarka hi chodogi 😆 😆 😆 ...OMG!!! i havent laughed like dis since ur one SRK 😆 😆 ...22222 GUD!!!! 👏 😆 😆

n 2 think dat ur not dat into kekta mai soaps!!! 😛
u no..kekta mai will be proud of u 😆 😆 ...ekdum sahi describe kiya hai use..!!!!! 🤣

ur 222 gud!!! 👏 👏 👏 n rahi baat replies ki..as khyatu sed, dis is one of ur best yet!!!!! 😆

222 gud!! 😆
LUV U 4 main me laugh like swappy!!🤗
u ROCK!!!!!!! 👏

chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....I dun want Kekta to b pround of me...tum lgo proud ho jaoo...yehi bahut badi baat hai😳😳😳...shukriya...meherbaani...karam...lol....😳...u 2 rock gurl.....😳...

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Originally posted by: SAIVARSHA

i completely agree with u every one will reply to it.really niceone.👏

Awwwwwwwwww....thanku so much...saivarsha...and welcum to our network....hope u have loads of fun...😳

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