Dr Ritu meets Kareena Kapoor...

Well....mujhe khabar mili ki mera LRLF par attendance bahut short ho raha hain...and the exams are near approaching...and If I dun get attendance more than 75% then I'll not b supposed to write the exmas....so here I m to compensate my absence....chahe isse bribe hi samajlo....😆

So bak to da topic....jin logo ne mere pehle Dr.Ritu sessions waale topics nahin dekhe...den here they r here...

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And today our gr888888 Dr.Ritu is gonna meet Kareena Kapoor😆...the ravishing KK....bechari KK...she is suffereing from MPD😆(Multiple Personality Disorder)....and Ritu is here to cure her😆.....vaise for ur kind information MPD ka matbal hain...having two or more alters....and the no.of alters can be discovered by hypnotizing only...so here it is...vaise 1 more thing....ritu isn't aware of KK's stardom,movies,roles etc etc...😆😆😆

Ritu:Relax Kareena...jus relax...free ur body...free ur mind...concentrate on my voice...jus concentrate...relax...ur sleepy...sleep...sleep...sleep....

After a while when she is asleep...

Ritu:Hi....Kareena...wassup..

KK:nothing's up everything's down...😆

Ritu:ooo...kewl..😆

KK:Aaj ke ladke I tell u..😆😆

Ritu:Yes..😆

KK:kitne lallo wat to do..😆😆

Ritu:aaaaaaaaaaaaa...mmmm😆

KK:koi mujhe bole hw r u...koi mujhe pooche hw do u do..kabhi koi mujhse naa kahe..oo my darling I luv uu...😆😆😆

Ritu:yeee mere patients ko gaane ka itna hi shauk hai toe singer kyun nahin banjate....please...please..please....stop singing.....😆

KK:Chandu ke chache ne chandu ke chachi ko chandni chawk mein chandni raat mein chandi ke chamach se chatni chatayi......abb ye bol...LADOOO..😆

Ritu:wwwwwwwoooooooowwwwwwwww...that was kool enuf...but do u think I m ladoo...m I fat...I thought I have gr88 body..isn't it..😆😆😆

KK:Kaun main..

Ritu:nahin main yaar...tu toe ekdum jhakaas hain..😆😆😆

KK:haan tum..

Ritu:kya matlab.....m I really fat..😆😆😆

KK:bas tum

Ritu:awwwwww.....main tumhe kabhi theek nahin karoongi...😆😆

KK:ufhoooooo...😆😆😆

Ritu:ufhooooooo toe mujhe kehna chahiye...aaj se I will only solve male patient problems....I hate females...😆

KK:aaj pehli baar mardon ke bhari adalt mein ek aurat doosre aurat ko parda fash karegi....aur usko beizzat karegi...😆

Ritu:hey bhagwan....tum toe serious ho gayi....main to mazak kar rahi thi...hahahaha....aaj se both...male or female...😆

KK:Dekhoongi....Sochoongiii...Kal parson kuch kahooongi...😉

Ritu:Arrey....y do u want to stretch this problem...les finish it her only na...😉

Ritu(THINKS)...ye toe.....bahut aage bad rahi hai...mera bass chale na...iska toe main.......shahhhhh....forget it...😆

KK:Man saat samandar dol gaya jo tu aakhon se bol gaya main teri ho gayi yaar...sajna ve sajnaa...ooo sajna mere yaar sajna ve sajnaa..

Ritu:oooo wow....nice song...😆

Ritu(THINKS):kitna bakwaas gaati hai....ye toe main usse makhan lagane ke liye bol rahi hoon...😆

KK:Aakhon hi aakhon mein baation hi baaton mein tune churaya jiya....😳

Ritu:wow...u r so talented...tum to shayari bhi karti ho..😆

Ritu(THINKS):pehli baar itna bakwaas shayiri kahiin dekha hai...😆

Ritu:hmmm...to tumne mujhe maaf kiya na...😆

KK:Eli rey Eli...kya hai ye paheli(starts dancing)....aisa vaisa kuch kyun hota hai saheliii...😆

Ritu:Kareena...contro...control...please...toe maaf kiya na mujhe...😆

KK:24/7 I think of u...24/7 I think of u...24/7 I think of u...24/7 I think of u...24/7 I think of u......subha suah subah subah...raat raat raat raat...aakhon mein dil mein tuuuu....

comes near Ritu as she sings da song...

Ritu:Arrey......please....control...control...😆

Ritu(THINKS):chiiiiiiiii gandi ladki...😆

KK:Fanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.........aao na aao na aao na...hona hai fanaaaaaa...😉

Ritu:STOP......I said STOP...jus STOP...mujhe blackmail kar sakti ho tum toe main bhi...main bhi...main bhi..tumhara illaj band kardoongi...so PLEASE DUN SING.....DONT SING...w8 here...I'll be bak in a min.....and please...gaana mat gao...😆

She moves towards da door.....

KK:she dances and comes near Ritu....YE mera dil yaar ka dewana...dewana dewana pyaar ka parwana...aata hai mujhko pyaar mein jal jaana...mushkil hain pyaare tera bachke jaana...😆

Ritu:(ekdum tensed)...Mushkil hi nahin...namumkin hain

And darr ke maari she faints......😆

All credit goes to Kiran di for giving me idea abt KK...

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😆 awesum swappy!! 👏 tumne apne talent ko itne din chupa ke rakha tha guruji.. yeh accha nahin kiya aapne.. 😆

🤣 haila swappu ekdum jakkaas 😆 😆 kareena to bimari hai 😆 bichari ritu 😆

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That was really funny Swappy, next time let her INSHALLAH meet Shahrukh Khan 😆


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Rajeev and Aamna jodi's biggest admirer and supporter forever and ever Zee....

awesum swapna 😆 kareena ko cure karna mushkil hi nahin namumkin hain 😆 😆

Originally posted by: angelic eyes

😆 awesum swappy!! 👏 tumne apne talent ko itne din chupa ke rakha tha guruji.. yeh accha nahin kiya aapne.. 😆

Aaj dikha toe rahe hain....apne talent ko....tum shishyon ne toe mera netowrk jam karke rakh diya tha....siliye itne din tak lines busy aur idead nahin aa rahe the...aaj jaan chothi...aur ideas ekdum popkorn ke tarah pop..pop..pop...aane lage...😆

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Originally posted by: sweetncute

Aaj dikha toe rahe hain....apne talent ko....tum shishyon ne toe mera netowrk jam karke rakh diya tha....siliye itne din tak lines busy aur idead nahin aa rahe the...aaj jaan chothi...aur ideas ekdum popkorn ke tarah pop..pop..pop...aane lage...😆

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😆😆😆 tab bhi guruji aapka attendance itna low tha..

Originally posted by: lrllike

🤣 haila swappu ekdum jakkaas 😆 😆 kareena to bimari hai 😆 bichari ritu 😆

abbey swati...kareena bimari nahin...bechari hain...😆vaise ek din pappu ko bhi bulaoongi...leking usse pehle let him be the SHIKAAR of MPD...😆

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Originally posted by: angelic eyes

😆😆😆 tab bhi guruji aapka attendance itna low tha..

wo isliye....kyun ki main tum logon ka attendance le rahi thi...aur apna dalna bhool gayi...😆

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Originally posted by: farislove

😆
That was really funny Swappy, next time let her INSHALLAH meet Shahrukh Khan 😆


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Rajeev and Aamna jodi's biggest admirer and supporter forever and ever Zee....

thanx zee😳😳😳...par iska matbal ki tumne mere pehle topics nahin dekhe...😡😡....dun talk 2 me...😉

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