Just imagine our Ritu mam meets SRK😆.....and she does know who he is....I know thats a lil stupid🤢.....but just imagine....and he is suffering from the MPD(Multiple Personality Disorder)😆.....and she is one who is going to hynotize him and'll talk to all his alters....So it goes on like this....😆
Alrite Mr.Shah Rukh Khan....just feel relaxed.....and try to concentrate on my husky voice....relax...juts relax....relax all ur muscles....and now u r feeling sleepy....very sleepy....very very very sleepy.....and after a while SRK gets hynotized😆
SRK:Mom.....hum pyaar ek baar jeete hain.....ek baar marte hain.... pyaar bhi ek baar karte.....aur...aur shaadi bhi ek baar karte hain....😆
Ritu:what.....?????....I din get it....tumhari biwi toe haina....I guess her name is Gauri Khan....aur main tumhari mom nahin hoon.....😆
SRK:dekhooo.....main sirf K...K....K...K....kiran se pyaar karta hoon.....tum meri ho Kiran....tum sirf mei ho.....(he starts singing)....Tu hai meri Kiran...Tu hai meri Kiran...😆
Ritu:Goddddd.....puhhh...lease....stop singing...u sing very badly...😆
SRK:Aye kya rey....shaani....apun tereko bolana...ki Sailuru Sailarey Kya bola phir bol rey😆
Ritu:Maine bola ki tum bahut hi ganda gaate ho....do u get that....😆
SRK:Apun bola....tu meri laila....wo boli phekta hai saala
Ritu:When did I say so?????...and please dun call me laila...ye hak sirf..mere captain ko jata hai...understood...😆
SRK:Captains....kahiin wo Don ko....ha ha ha ha...
Ritu:Now whose Don????😆
SRK:(He jumps near to her) Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin namumkin hain😆
Ritu:(She uses her litlle finger and pushes him bak) OK OK....cool down....I wont tell him abt Don...but u know..
SRK: (interrupts)Ek ladki thi deewaani si...
Ritu:Who??😆
SRK:EK ladke pe wo marti thi..
RItu:R u talking abt me....😆
SRK:Sharma ke...chupke chupe...galiyon se wo guzarti thi...
Ritu:But my house isn't inside any gali...I actually m not understanding....😆
SRK:Jabh bhi milti thi...wo poocha karti thi...ye pyaar kya hai...ye pyaar kaise hota hai...
Ritu:I do know what is love but I m trying to make my love undertsand this...😆
SRK:aur wo sirf yehi keh pata tha...
Ritu: neva mind..u continue...😆
SRK: Aankhen khuli ho ya o band....
Ritu: Ahhhhhhhh....stop it and please dont do this to me...😆
SRK: Deedar unka hota hai...kaise kahoon main oo yara ye pyaar kaise hota hai....
Ritu:STOP
SRK: Ok....lekin short dresses not allowed...😆
Ritu: But I m wearing a Shiffon Saari????😆
SRK: Sab chandni chawk ke rehne waale mere ghar mein...😆
Ritu: Is that so...thats really sad..
SRK: zara pas aana ek baar
Ritu: aaaaa....OK OK....😆
she brings her ear close to him...
SRK:and he suddenly sings....Suraj hua Madham....chand jalnelaga.......😆
Ritu:ahhhhhhh....not again...I'll betta call my captain😆
SRK:Kabhi Kabhi kuch paane ke liye kuch khone bhi padta hai....😳
Ritu: ayeeeeeeeeeeee.......Copy cat....this was what my captain told na😳...very bad...thank god u stopped singing...but thats so true....
SRK:Ruko...hasso jeeyo muskaraoo....kya pata KAL HO NAA HO😳
Ritu: wow...thats cool...I mean...thats...
SRK:Dono ko chod dete hain....ye sabse acha rahega
Mayaaa....tum jaisa chahogi vaisa karenge....
RITU: Now whose maya.....hw many relationship r u into totally...????😆
SRK: Idhar aao...I want feeling...samaj mein aaya....feeling...lets give it a try once again...lights camera action...
Ritu: There is no shooting going on here....I m getting confused...please help me....😕😆
SRK: Nahin Maya....I mean Pooja....feeling ....feeling se dance kiya karo.....c...relax...but I want feeling....
Ritu:Omg...now who is Pooja...I m leaving....😆
SRK: (as she is walking off)......Simran...Tujhe Dekha toe ye jaana sanam....pyaar hota hai deewana sanam.....😆
Ritu: Now whose Simran.....?????
And she faints....😆
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