This is a letter to my dearest Bhoot ji
Dear Mr. Bhoot Singh Ahluwalia,
First of all, I must say I've become an ardent fan of yours just by hearing your so-sexy voice. Mr. Bhoot, this is a request to you from me, your fan, to please reveal the mystery of whats going on in LRL. You, Mr. Bhoot, seem to know everything, yet you do not comment on anything which is not seemingly obvious. Bhoot ji, we all have perfectly clear eyesight to notice if someone is angry or sad, so you don't necessarily have to point it out for us. We would all like it if you could reveal a bit more of your past life on Planet Earth.
And we also have a request, Bhoot Ahluwalia ji, please don't scare your best friend and our sweet Captain Rajveer by appearing in the midst of a punishment room any more. And as 26th January is approaching, I wish you, Bhoot ji, a very Happy Republic Day, and please give your blessings to your still-alive sister and best friend that they get together.
I post this letter to Bhoot ji, in LRL forums, in the hope that he might descend to earth in his invisible form and read it.
We are all, Mr. Bhoot, your fans, and hope to meet you when we die.
Yours,
Shreyasi