Missing Brains and a Deadly Secret
Hello all u lovely lrl-ians! This your analytical reporter..Prerna..reporting live from withing the walls of KMA. As we all know,an eventful week ended just yesterday,and cadets are still in celebration mode as their favourite,"huda the gunda" emerged victorious from what was obviousely a love-lorn battle.The boxing match which took place between the suave and dashing Captain Rajveer Singh Shekhawat (who seems to have lost d very ability to charm his cadets due to certain..*ahem* *ahem* avtaars of the late-and-not-so-gr8 Adolph Hitler) and the newly titled Gunda-plus-Devdas of KMA Cadet Amardeep Huda turned into a bloody struggle where the Cptn lost for the sake of protesting the dignity of the girl he so loves,but someone needs to sit and explain that to empty-headed goonda frnds of Huda as they still have the nerve to think their wonderful leader won because he was better then our Cptn.
Meanwhile,while battles were being waged at one end of the academy..where, may you ask,was our wonderful Brigadier Taklu Chandhok,whose disciplaine was being ripped apart within the walls of his temple of good-behavior?? Well,that itself was a clever plan on the part of the previousely-mentioned avataar of Adolph Hitler,who suffers from technically the same problem as our Taklu,and that is..being Taklu. Baldness,my friends,is a terrible thing to live with. And thus,knowing the weakness of our BC...Avtaar-of-Adolph-Hitler fixed a convinient appointment with Dr. Battu Ram..the world-reknowned hair-loss specialist,who is also said to be treatin the said Adolph Hitler.This appointment,your feisty reporter found out,was fixed at the very time of the match...which explains the no-show of Brigadier Taklu...
When contacted however,Dr Battu Ram sadly apologised saying that Taklus baldness was one-of-its-kind and unfortunately,could not be treated.When questioned about the said Adolph Hitlers condition however,the Doctor fainted and when finally regained consiousness mumbled something about dark dungeons filled with human brains and squeeled in fear that he wasn't allowed to divulge any information in the "Hitler Dept". Suspicious as this reporter is of the movements of Adolph, she decided to investigat.
Upon secret investigations within the deep red walls of KMA, the said reporter came across a secret cabinet where our Adolph holds his hostages...yes..HOSTAGES WITHIN THE WALLS OF KMA...and no,these are hostages of the grotesque variety...human brains..yes...my dear readers..sadly,with a heavy heart, I must inform you,that the brains of our wonderful,much-loved cadets are being held hostage within the dark and sinister room of Major Adolph Hitler..a la..Major Bhargav...
The brains were locke in deadly cases,but on urther probe,it was discovered that the first to go was the brain of Cadet Ali Baig....brains of Cadet Pooja Ghai and Cadet Amardeep Huda followed.....
Alongwith the deadly horrors of holding these brains hostage,Major Hitler has also managed to hold the Peace Of Mind of every cadet and staffin KMA.....A few cadets were spared of their brains though..as they refused to drink milk..a point which was also pointed out by a very wonderful member at this forum,Zee (farislove)...yes my dear friends..MILK is the secret ingredient which weakens the minds and souls of these cadets...and thus,detaches their brains from them...
The said reporter would have gone for a further probe if the said Adolph Hitler hadn't entered the room at that very time....the reporter just about managed to sneak away...
The mystery behind this Hitler remains to be seen..but right now,another story follows,as we see Cptn Rajveer in the Infirmary and his Lady Love,Cadet Naina Singh waiting to be allowed in....
And so...we move further to probe this love story...
To know more...stay tuned to...CHANNEL KMA SPICE!!
