hello everyone,
since there's is so much demand for LTL3 karroron ko abhi aur dekhni hai basti wali ldki ki kahani humain iska bura nahin manana chahyay. madad karni acchi baat hai. akhir colours ki popularity ka sawal hai.
so here goes first episode sans compliments.
LTL3 Episode 1
cast same as LTL2( nobody else wanted to sign up)
scene opens
Baji comes to the dhaba
"bhau ek cup chai dena kadak."
Dutta"Baji kiya hai jab bhi dhabbay pe aata hai chai pi ker chala jaata hai, kuch aur kha na aaj."
Baji: "nahin bhau bas chai"
Dutta: " dekh tou aaj meri maan, aur Dutta special try kar"
Baji:" nahin bhau woh kiya hai na woh Roops haina woh mereko jaan se maar de gi, agar maine uska bana huwa khana nahin khaya toh".
Dutta "accha kiya kiya bana leti hai ab Roops".
Baji" woh toh mereko naien malum".
Dutta"array phir bhi, mujhay janna hai, meri behan ne shadi kay baad kiya kiya seekha".
Baji"bhau naam toh mujhay bhi nahin malum toh main tereko kiya batayga".
Dutta" kiya matlab?"
Baji "pata nahin bhau jab khana parosti hai, toh bolti hai, baji deko aaj mainey kiya banaya, cute na?."
Dutta" accha, kisi roz mani bhi roops sey woh seekhonga, akhir dhabay par variety hogi toh sahi rahayga, log rozroz Dutta special kha kha kar tang aa gayay hain".
Baji" woh sab chod bhau, tu mere sath dhanday pe chal."
Dutta" dimagh toh sahi haina tera. chup karr. kahin nakku nay sunn liya na toh abhi kay abhi talak de de gi."
Baji" jaati hai toh jaanay de bhau"bas bohat ho gaya tou nakku se darna chodr de."
Dutta" doon kiya ek ghoomake? nakku ko jaanay doon?
Baji " haan bhau".
Dutta shouting "BASSS, AB EK AUR SHABD NAHIN BAJI. mai mata houn kay tu mera jigri dost hai, mujhse bohat pyar karta hai,mujhper jaan deta hai".
Baji "sahi bola tu bhau. toh chal na"
Dutta " nahin baji tu toh jaanta hai kay main aisa nahin kar sakta".
Baji" par akhir kiyon"?.
Dutta" isliay"
Baji " kisliyay?"
Dutta" agar aisa kiya toh mera kiya hoga?".
Baji" kiya hoga kiya matlab?"
Dutta" tu toh jaanta hai, pehlay hi yeh meri 2nd time main third time pe luck se biwi mili hai". agar ab nakkuphir chod gayee toh mera kiya hoga"?.
Baji" 2nd time main 3rd se matlab"?
Dutta"dekh baaji ghor se sunn.1st main seema ayee, chodrh gayee".
Baji"ho bhau".
Dutta "phir supria ayee... bhaag gayee."
Baji " han".
Dutta" nakku se zabardasti shaadi kiya, chodhr diya. gaya na 1st time main 3baar?
Baji " so toh gaya 3 baar main vahini ka chance" thoda zyada ho gaya na bhau"?.
Dutta " phir thoda shadi aagay se honay ka chance kam nazar aayaa sochaa nakku kay peechay hi jaata houn kuch kar loonga". so usko chodnay ka bahana bana kar uskay saath gaya".
Baji" haan bhau mainay socha tha kay usko toh maine chodhna tha"
Dutta " khair jungle main usko manaya. wapas laike aya"
2nd main 1st time huwa"
Baji "haan bhau.aisaich huwa"
Dutta" phir shaadi kiya"
Baji "haan bhau poori rasm rivaaj kay saath se kiya".
Dutta "phir ek baar suhaag raat manay baghair, ussay thukra diya, thukraya kay nahin?"
Baji"han han bhau thukkraya,brobar thukraaya".
Dutta" toh kho gaya na 2nd time pe 1st chance" phir jmm 2 aaya.phir uskay itnay jhajhat kay baad hum ek huway, phir hummaray beech woh diggu bechara aa gaya,"
Baji " han baichara diggu"
Dutta" mainay nukku ko chodrh diya2nd time pe 2 dafa ho gaya. abkay nakku nakhray dikhanay lagi, sharab chodr, dongiri chodro,gussa mat karo, tab mainay chai banani sekhi, khana banaya, nukko ko har roz kuch bana kar khilaya , jab ussay yakeen ho gaya kay ab main khana theek say bana laita hoon tab mere saath ayee hai.
toh ya y 2nd time main ab third time pe jakay mere paas aaye hai main nahin chodhr sakta".
B aji" woh sab toh theek hai bhua lekin ab agar tu chai waala hi bana rahay ga toh LTL 3 ko kaun dekayga."?
Dutta" han baji tu sahi keh raha hai, chal tu kuch soch. phir dekhtay hain. mera toh dhuwain main reh reh kar dimagh hi dhundhla gaya hai".
Baji" bhau aisa kartay hain kay nakku ko batay baghair hi dhanday pe chaltay hain."
Dutta " lekin kaisay? meray dhabbay ka kiya hoga? dhaba band kiya toh nakku ko pata chal jaayga?"
Baji " bhau uski tu tension mat ley! woh hai naa DIggu ka chota bhai jo ussay bachpan main bicadh gaya tha . woh nana sahab nay ussay chotay motay kam par lagata tha. ab nana hai nahin toh hum haina, usko dhaba chalana sikha daingay aur waisay bhi woh bilkul doosra diggu lagta hai, ayee saab bhi kush hojaingi ek naya beta milnay se"
Dutta" theek hai toh phir hum kal se dhanday per chaltay hain, ab LTL3 ko bananay kay liyay don giri toh karni paday gi chaahay chori chuppay hi kiyon na ho."
"DHOKKA!" they turn around to see nakku standing there with an angry red face.
oK every one WHAT DID U EXPECT? this is LTL3 wasn't meant to be a bundle of laughs!.
waisay i'm sorry don't mean to offend anyone but there was a comment this afternoon and i just couldn't resist how LTL3 is going to start . so 1st episode complement of moi.
OH. i'm not as stupid as u think, mujhay malum tha jooti chappal ka stock april fool walay post par khatam ho gaya hai isliay main safe hoon! so there!