Looonnnggg time ago... Oh its has become too long... it should be like... 22 months ago... a woman was living happily with her family...
Raj: Just a minute Baljit, I think you were to give Vintage written Update for 2-April and 5-April of 2010... not a fairy tale... am I right... so that we could discuss over any further development in Dutta's story and Nakku's feelings...
Baljit: Soulie... you are always concerned about Dutta and Nakku's story and feelings... what about me, my feelings... I know I have to give written update... but till now I am in my dream world after watching the episode of 5Th April...
Raj: Nimmi... why did you give Baljit responsibility to update for these episodes... especially 5th April one... How will she write when she is still in her dreamworld with Mishal after watching that episode...
Nimmi: How could I know that she would not be able to do... when she was bugging me and continuously messaging me for these dates... and I had just opened 'Saathi Haath Badhaana' post... she commented in super fast express speed to reserve for update... Now what to do???
Baljit: You two... would u please calm down... I will write the update... but before that you all will have to listen to my story...
So where were we... Yes... 22 months ago... a woman was spending her life happily with her family... She wasn't a serial watcher... infact seldom watched anything on TV... One day, in afternoon, while switching channels... her eyes caught a glimpse of man, bare chested with red stole and in red dhoti... descending down stairs of temple... His charm, his aura, his charisma... (swoon...faint...dead... ) addicted her so that till date her addiction to the man is only increasing... The man in question is none other than Mishal Raheja... ishhh ... who lived and gave a wonderful character of Dutta...
So that was the day... he entered my virtual life like a storm and swept me with him that I am still after so many months in his dreamland...
So lets come to written update... or else you all will be throwing your chappals at me for wasting your precious time in my story...
Raj: So that was it... we have listened to this story umpteenth time...
Baljit: So what Soulie, if you will listen to it umpteenth + 1 time...
So lets start with Writtten Update... else Raj will kill me with her bare hands...
if it would have been in my hands, I would have updated the 5-April-2010 one first... lols...
Episode starts with our very innocent koel nakku asking her dear tayi Supriya aka Ms Sulky (credit of name goes to Ivy) to join puja as her saab might be waiting for her...

Sups in dilemma what to do and is shown looking here n there...
At some distance, the Badygard is aiming at Nakku... But ta-da-da there enters our favourite vamp, Kala Tayi...



She takes the pistol from Badygard's hand and points at him... at the other side, Nakku is pursuing Sulky to move towards the Mandir...
But her Sulky tayi is busy in looking here n there... and in this act she catches glimpse of her priyatam at gun point... hehehe... and her noorani chehra fades as she has seen ghost... Her priyatam at gun point looks at his priyatma with 'O-darling-save-me-from-Kala-otherwise-I-am-gonna-killed' looks... And Kala looks in same direction only see her dear vahini with Nakku at the staircase of Mandir...

Then Sups is shown thinking why is Kala Tayi here and if she has come to know the so-called-love-birds (pukes) plan of eloping... on the other side, Kala drags Badygard with her, him being still at point blank region... (Women power)...




Kala asks at whose instructions he came here and is doing so. The badygard looks to his left and right (Why was he looking left and right. Was he waiting for Sulky to come, wrestle with Kala and save him??). Kala is threatening him to name the person who sent him.
Scene shifts to Nakku and Sulky... Nakku asking sulky what happened... but here sulky all confused mumbels to Nakku that she forgot dakshina for guruji and is going to bring it... Nakku nods her head and watches Sulky running downstairs and then turns with her puja thali in her hand to move upstairs...

She reaches up at Mandir and sees Dutta doing puja... She looks down... (his bare back being towards her)...**thud**swoon**faint**dead**
Raj: Lo phir se gayi! now who will do rest of update!
Baljit: I am still here... I am doing... will resume my drooling and swooning session after update...
In next scene, Sulky is seen running and soon joins Kala and Badygard...

She calls out for Kala tayi... She requests Kala to forgive him... and Kala looks at her, acting as if surpeised... Kala says what are you talking about... (Aye tu kaye boltis) to forgive him... you know he was gonna kill you... Again, Badygard is looking at Sulky as if she will wrestle with Kala and save him... Here Kala shoots a dialog, Bhala hoga, unn buron pe nazar rakhne walon ka, Nahin toh bin-biyahi chaar kandon pe jaati tum... (Why this dialog had to be as straight as jalebi that I had to listen 2-3 time to get what she wanted to say... Here, for my dumbness, I can blame bare-back of munda-in-red who gave his darshan few minutes ago)
Kala's dialogs continue and she says that she will take him to Dutta and intentionaly puts in sulky's ear that she knows what he does to betrayers... Main toh sirf ek goli maroongi par bhau... nako re baba... bhau ke saath nahin... yeh jo teri chamri hain na... nakhoon se kharoch kharoch ke khoon nikal de ga... isse yahin dafnayega... I will only shoot him one bullet... but bhau will scratch his skin with his nails only...
Meanwhile scene shifts to Dutta doing puja... **thud**swoon**faint**dead** will resume my drooling and swooning session after update
He is offering Bel leaves to Shivlingam... It starts with Shankhnad at background and shifts to Dutta's background music... Camera shifts from Dutta to Nakku and then again from Nakku to Dutta... After offering, he does namaskaram and purohit enchants final mantra... He declares that Maha-puja is done... and asks Dutta to bring his right hand forward...
Dutta puts his hand forward and purohit puts few drops of amrit in his hand... During this, Dutta has flashback of Sulky crying and hugging him... (He seems to be melting down)
Dutta sips it in and then rubs his hand on his head...
Purohit says that with grace of Shankar ji, you and your to-be-wife will not get harmed... At this dialog of purohit, Dutta shifts his head to his right all of sudden... (what struck to Dutta's mind at listening this) and Nakku who was standing few steps away also tilt her head... her expressions clearly showed her pain that came from the word to-be-wife...
Scene shifts to trio, badygard still at gunpoint... after few seconds of background music played nd Kala's close-ups, Sulky finally falls in feet of Kala Tayi...

Asking Kala for mercy, she says that Dutta Ji (now gal why so much respect for our Dutta... when you call him mavali) will kill both of them... At this Kala acts all naive and asks... hum dono... matlab (Both of us... means) and concludes saying that you two are together... Vahini... tum iss admi ke saath mili hui ho... mere bhau ki peeth peechay saazish ki tum dono ne... (You two plotted behind Dutta's back)... Now your dead bodies will go from here... Then Kala pulls Sulky from her hair pushes her towards her BF... (We are enjoying your torture Kala Tayi... way to go gal...)

To this Kala says... if you didn't want to marry... why did you come here???
Pehle tune mere bhau se pyar ka natak kiya... uss ka dil jeeta.. ab jab mere bhau ka dil tujh pe aaya hai... tu kehti hai ki tu shadi nahin karegi... shadi kya tamashe ka tambu hai jo mann aaya toh gad diya... aur mann aya toh ukhad diya... abb bolegi bhi ya nahin... tujhe toh pata hi hai... ki jo aurat mere bhau ko dhoka de... uss ke saath mera bhau kaise paish aayega... zinda rakhta hai... zinda laash banakar... samjhi... (First you acted all in love with Dutta and won his heart... Now when he has started loving you... you are stepping back... she asks her to spurt out... and tells her that you know what Dutta does with the woman who betrays him... he give her life of death...)
At so much threatening... voila... Sulky opens her mouth only to confess that she loves her badygard... and that she will marry him only... Kala acts all shocked at her confession... and asks her who is Ravi?... Before answering this the so-called-love-bird-pukes looking into each other's eyes... hold each other's hands (errr... am I confused here... is this story going on Laagi Sulky ki Badygard se Lagan)
After few minutes of camera panning over and taking various shots of couple's joined hands, Kala speaks... Tu iss se pyaar karti hai? Iss chor se pyaar karti hai? Iss namakharam se pyaar karti hai? She then confronts with Badygard... Kyun re Ravi, mere bhau ne tujhe vahini ka badygard banaya aur tere mann mein vahini ke roop ko dekh kar paap aaya... then addressing Sulky... aur tu... kya kami thi mere bhau mein... jo pyaar ka natak mere bhau ke saath aur ayyashi... ayyashi... iss badygard ke saath... thu hai tujh pe... (Same from me... You love him... this theif... then confronting BG she asks that Dutta made him Badygard to his to-be-wife and you betrayed him... You feigned to be in love with D and were making out with badygard... 🤢)
Sulky is crying folding her hands... and her BF is looking to fro from kala to her... Kala continues... Tujhe toh chaurahe pe lejakar maroongi main... Aayi Saheb ne tujhe pyaar diya... Mahal ki rani banane ka sapna dikhaya... aukat kya hai teri... Bhau toh kya Bajirao ko bhi pata chal jaye na toh teri aisi haalat karega jo teri saath pushton mein aajtak kisi aurat ki na hui ho... (I will kill you at crossroad... AS gave her love to you and made you queen at the palace... what is your status... even if Baji comes to know abt this he will do what your seven generations would not have seen done to any woman...)
Now the Badygard steps in... repeating his GF's words... asking Kala to listen to him once... then they will obey to what Kala will order... He explains her that its not their newfound love... they are in love since childhood... and could have married but before that she got alliance from Dutta... and she got so much scared that could not say anything... Here Kala interupts him... that not to give excuses on love... tumne Bhau ke ghar mein ghus ke... Bhau ki hone wali patni se rishta joda hai... (you infiltrated at Dutta's house and made relationship with his to-be-wife)... waise bhi aurat ke mamle mein bhau zara jazbati hai... Aayi Saheb se rishta aaya... toh aankh band kar ke iss larki pe bharosa kar liya... woh laakh bharosa kare... uss ki behen Kalavati abhi hai... Jab bhau raat ko sota hai... toh usski behen uss ki hifazat ke liye jagti hai... Jab woh bahar jaata hai, toh bhagwan ke saamne haath jod kar uss ke liye puja karti hai... woh bhola shankar ho sakta hai... lekin main nahin... (These dialogs reminded me of certain someone...) sazaa toh tumm logon ko jarur milegi... Aisi sazaa ki bhoole se bhi koyi hamare parivaar ke saath koi dhokha karne ki koshish na kare...
Now the Badygard tries to step in... but could only say Tayi-par-lekin (if you don't have courage to say anything why r u interrupting my dear Kala's dialogs... shush)... So Sulky starts her crying session saying that they have done grave mistake... but standing at Shiv mandir... swearing at Lord Shiva... (Gal atleast spare Him) she says that what she did was for her true love (*pukes* what true love)...
Kala taunts... what you did for true love... won Dutta's heart and then gave such blow at his heart... After winning his heart and further loosening his security, you two thought of absconding... The couple is shocked to hear their own plan from Kala's mouth...
Kala further taunts them... jab bacha bhi chor-police khelta hai toh iss se achhi jagah dhoondta hai chhipne ke liye... What did you people thought... I will tell you who is Dutta Shriram Patil... and pulls Sulky with herelf to show them Dutta's elaborate security in civil clothing as phoolwala, begger etc. etc.









The episode for the day ends upon Kala's dialog asking the couple to have a look around and you will see Dutta's men in every corner... and you people thought of running away...
Precap: The crowd is shown shouting Dutta Bhau Zindabad at footsteps of staircase of mandir... and OhhEmmGee... ma boy in red... Dutta comes forward at top of staircase... close-up of his feet is shown... And then he greets the crowd... doing namaskaar... After that... he is shown descending down the stairs... holding Nakku's wrist with possessiveness...