I do not watch awards ..I find them very boring and manipulative and I was right .
So I decided lets have an awards show in our style …
Here what I think , who should get ..We might differ , but we all know they deserve it ..
An applause and standing ovation guys.
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The Pallu award :- She feeds on her pallu ..at a drop a hat , she starts her act .Hai re hai mera pallu . Babi ( This first time , I have ever such a name )
Fainting award :- She loves to faint as much as she loves her Pandit ..u guessed it right …AS
mr India children : The invisible kids of LTL ..where do they disappear .
Chamki dhamki lamki award :- The three sisters …always ready to do ????????? Sorry what do they do ..
Kameena award :- One and only ..U know who ..Suds …
Fav Ghar jamai :- MR Kishore Kalawati Patil ..
KMH :- Black donkeys of LTL …
Now for the four main awards
The loved personality/ character of the year :- We are ever ready to start a war for him , against our fire breathing dragon . We love his jataks and his mataks . For the one that always , I mean always managed to bring a smile to our faces …..Baji
Bala bura Award:- We hate her , like we loved to watch her on the screen . Her make up was no match for a common person ..and her dialogues ka kya khena .. Kala
Fresh face award :- It was not her colour that captivated us , no it was not ..What we loved was her sweet innocent smile , those dancing green eyes and non stop bak bak ..Yes Our very own Koel .
Dasu award :- What a performance . loved the punches . brooding child-like don ya gadha …Dutta .