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Posted: 14 years ago
#81
rama_2010 ani Marina,

Ho sake toh mujhe maaf kar do.
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Posted: 14 years ago
#82

Originally posted by: Moontide

Dear Bandbajao,


I honestly don't want to sound like those credit card dept ke wasuli wala people.
Pann the truth is you still owe me my medical expenses from episode 397. And now
I (regrettfully) have to add harjana for emotional distraction leading to mental trauma to it as well.

I mean jab hamari imagination Indian Television ke niyamon mein
caged in tha tab toh aisa kabhi nehi dikhaya gaya...SSO True i agree

but now that such restraints have ceased, and our imagination is free to run on its own...
the lappy gives us,

taza taza neend se jaga Dutta all tousled haired and on a rose petal stewn bed with sleep groggy heavily sagging eyes in a BLACK (!!!!!!!!!) vest and lounge pants..moving sluggishly and walking out to get all misty and moist in a drizzle under a romantic sky...Ufff...
TV screen pe toh kabhi Dutta ko Kaale vest mein nehi dikhaya gaya..knowing fully well how kebabiloushously yumm he looks in black? 😍😍😍🤣 kebabiloushously perrrfect word for our Dutta saab OMG taaza taaza OMG Moony ,,
Toh phir yeh mental torture ab kyon?
Uska K strong hone ki chances dikhne lage toh vest bhi Kala kar diya?

I mean kya hai yeh?
Ek toh uska tousled hair aur uska palank se "slide out" karne ka tarika kisi
Khas SNAKE ki saari adayen yaad dila diya..I knw which snake u mean ,,but u said u had never been privy to that look of RT so how u knew 🤣🤣

Upar se these days don't you think Dutta ke lips kuch zyada hi curled aur bunched up aur twisted hone laage hain? peechle char panch epis mein uski hontoh ki yeh sab harkaton ki ginti pura ek darjan hua hai. On top of that baat baat pe angdai bhi le raha hai... 😍

Woh aankhen... aajkal toh baat baat pe narrow, naam aur nakhre baaz hone laga hai.
As if the above wasn't enough...
woh ghadi... mari phir se epi 400 mein wrist se phisli aur apan logon ko apne saath phisalwaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍

Phir bhi...theek hai..
Chalo chodo hamari nehi socha lappy ne,
Pann Chennai ki ek bachchi ke baare mein toh socha hota? 😆😆

Woh bachchi, joh Ummeed wali Orange ko jalake raakh kar dungi pran le baitha hai aur
itni si umar mein Kala libas mein khudko lapet rahi hai?
Tum toh jaante ho, Kala rang Naku ki zindagi mein kitna toofan laya tha. Aur jis episode mein uss kale rang ki kahani hamesha ke liye dafnaya gaya, ussi episode mein TUM,
Bandwali TUM, uss bachchi ko Kale ke upar zari wali embroidery karne ko bola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope Zuby and BB do not miss this 🤣🤣

I still can't believe this!!!!!! Shocked is nothing compared to my feelings!!!!!!!

All I say is,
Bas, Mujhe meri medical expenses de do,
warna... Warna Kya ?? 😉

finally moony itne din baad ,pura badla le rahi ho ,, RT ke becchadne ka , duji hugs ka aur sabse ,,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 14 years ago
#83

Originally posted by: Moontide

Dear Bandwali,


Jis shabd ka istemal kahi aur hone ke wajah se Dinya ka judwa bhai puri IF mein baadnam hai...apna Baji waisa Shabd bolega...woh sahi maine mein apni senses mein hota toh Madhu ko kabhi Item nehi bulata!!! Just goes to show..how deeply affected he is. 🤣

Aur Dutta...he has almost lost it. Har taraf, har kisise, har minute mein maafi maang raha hai...
I mean I can hardly recognise him these days...🤣🤣
usse gussa china gaya..usne seh liya...
Uska gurur chin gaya..ussne seh liya...
usse sharab china gayi..ussne seh liya...
usse RT chin gaye..ussne seh liya...
ussko ABC padhne par majboor ki gayee..ussne seh liya...
pann Baji ko door karne ki koshish????? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

He is now so desperate ki ussne kaha hai lappy hi lappy ko katega.
I hear, Anna track ke baad khali baitha apna yantra mein Dutta ne ek 'Maafi' folder banaya hai.
Bahuton ka naam hai jis list mein...
and it goes...
1. Naku ke puja thali..maine usse ekbar jor se patka tha.
2. Cell phone...main hamesha usse patak deta hoon.
3. Balu dada ke chat ke teen tali...gusse mein andha hoke maine unhe chot pauchayee.
4. Mandir ke pas wala ped...Dinya ko thokte waqt uss nirdosh ko lag gaya tha.
5. Pistols...bina unke ijazat liye maine unka istemal kiya.
6. Bar...maine aapko na jane kitni bar tehes-nahas kiya...
...iske baad pehli shaadi ke raat jo jo item usne toda tha...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 me almost fell of the couch 🤣🤣🤣kya bolon ,, 6 points kahan se dhoondi ,,dutta k e maafi ke liye OMG 🤣🤣🤣

Agar Baji se sachcha pyar karti ho toh Lappy ko samjhao...
Its high time Lappy realised the true depth of the DuJi bond!!!!!



Edited by prncz - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#84

Originally posted by: Moontide

rama_2010 ani Marina,


Ho sake toh mujhe maaf kar do.

hey Moony ... maafi maang rahi ho ya... jaaan lene ke alag alag tareeke ...
ek saath itna 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ok ... RT ko phir se resurect karne ke mudde par hum bhi aapke saaath hain...
webisodes ke TRP's acche hain...kyun na yeh track bhi le aaye... (like the channel guys)
Dutta's agenda on the 6 point maafi... wa an extension to our webisodes...
Well. if you will remember that day, chand episodes pehle jab Naku ne Dutta ke bahon ke ghere mein se annkhen uthake poocha tha..Bhookh lagi hai Saab? And how Dutta went on to rave about Babi.
@ Bold moony... 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hope zuby reads the posts... she must have already bought her black wala dress now...
Thanks Moony... for a wonderful dose of laughter...
Edited by rama_2010 - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#85

Originally posted by: rama_2010

hey Moony ... maafi maang rahi ho ya... jaaan lene ke alag alag tareeke ...
ek saath itna 🤣
ok ... RT ko phir se resurect karne ke mudde par hum bhi aapke saaath hain...
webisodes ke TRP's acche hain...kyun na yeh track bhi le aaye... (like the channel guys)
Dutta's agenda on the 6 point maafi... wa an extension to our webisodes...
Well. if you will remember that day, chand episodes pehle jab Naku ne Dutta ke bahon ke ghere mein se annkhen uthake poocha tha..Bhookh lagi hai Saab? And how Dutta went on to rave about Babi.
@ Bold moony... 🤣 🤣
Hope zuby reads the posts... she must have already bought her black wala dress now...
Thanks Moony... for a wonderful dose of laughter...


RED: Swatantrata divas ke mausam mein aapko yeh joh swatantra khayal aya hai...usske liye main aapki gulam banke rehneko bhi taiyar hoon...
Hope some people are listenning!!!
Pann mera yakeen karo, mujhe jaan lene ke tarike nehi aate...
Rahi 5'9" wali ki baat..toh unko unka chain lautane ki koshish mein main thakungi nehi!!

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Posted: 14 years ago
#86

Originally posted by: Moontide


Uff yeh Balu-balayein!!!!!

Pliss ya toh Vat poornima rakho, ya Nariyel poornima...😕
Sorry...can't have both
main ek akeli jaan..kitna kaam karwaoge?

Aur absconding...??????...main???????😕

Vat poornima Ya nariyal poornima dono poornima hote hain and FULL moon ,,samjhi
aap akeli jaan ? ,, 3 din tak gayab thi toh kya karen ,,, dhoondna to padega na ,,, and specially jab poornima ka chaand zameen per dikhta hai toh Chandni ki yaad toh ayegi na
ab 2 din tak gayab ho toh absconding his bolenge, dekha bechara bajji ka kaya haal bangaya hai
aap ke advocay ke bina Ouch
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Posted: 14 years ago
#87

Originally posted by: Moontide


RED: Swatantrata divas ke mausam mein aapko yeh joh swatantra khayal aya hai...usske liye main aapki gulam banke rehneko bhi taiyar hoon...
Hope some people are listenning!!!
Pann mera yakeen karo, mujhe jaan lene ke tarike nehi aate...
Rahi 5'9" wali ki baat..toh unko unka chain lautane ki koshish mein main thakungi nehi!!

@ Bold Moon... u r the best at it...😆 lappy bhi maan lenge..
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Comic Star ⭐️ hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
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Posted: 14 years ago
#88

Originally posted by: Moontide

Dear Bandbajao,


I honestly don't want to sound like those credit card dept ke wasuli wala people.
Pann the truth is you still owe me my medical expenses from episode 397. And now
I (regrettfully) have to add harjana for emotional distraction leading to mental trauma to it as well.

I mean jab hamari imagination Indian Television ke niyamon mein
caged in tha tab toh aisa kabhi nehi dikhaya gaya...

but now that such restraints have ceased, and our imagination is free to run on its own...
the lappy gives us,

taza taza neend se jaga Dutta all tousled haired and on a rose petal stewn bed with sleep groggy heavily sagging eyes in a BLACK (!!!!!!!!!) vest and lounge pants..moving sluggishly and walking out to get all misty and moist in a drizzle under a romantic sky...Ufff...
TV screen pe toh kabhi Dutta ko Kaale vest mein nehi dikhaya gaya..knowing fully well how kebabiloushously yumm he looks in black?
Toh phir yeh mental torture ab kyon?
Uska K strong hone ki chances dikhne lage toh vest bhi Kala kar diya?

I mean kya hai yeh?
Ek toh uska tousled hair aur uska palank se "slide out" karne ka tarika kisi
Khas SNAKE ki saari adayen yaad dila diya..

Upar se these days don't you think Dutta ke lips kuch zyada hi curled aur bunched up aur twisted hone laage hain? peechle char panch epis mein uski hontoh ki yeh sab harkaton ki ginti pura ek darjan hua hai. On top of that baat baat pe angdai bhi le raha hai...

Woh aankhen... aajkal toh baat baat pe narrow, naam aur nakhre baaz hone laga hai.
As if the above wasn't enough...
woh ghadi... mari phir se epi 400 mein wrist se phisli aur apan logon ko apne saath phisalwaya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phir bhi...theek hai..
Chalo chodo hamari nehi socha lappy ne,
Pann Chennai ki ek bachchi ke baare mein toh socha hota?

Woh bachchi, joh Ummeed wali Orange ko jalake raakh kar dungi pran le baitha hai aur
itni si umar mein Kala libas mein khudko lapet rahi hai?
Tum toh jaante ho, Kala rang Naku ki zindagi mein kitna toofan laya tha. Aur jis episode mein uss kale rang ki kahani hamesha ke liye dafnaya gaya, ussi episode mein TUM,
Bandwali TUM, uss bachchi ko Kale ke upar zari wali embroidery karne ko bola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I still can't believe this!!!!!! Shocked is nothing compared to my feelings!!!!!!!

All I say is,
Bas, Mujhe meri medical expenses de do,
warna...

"Niklete thhe kahaan jaane ke liye, pahunche hai kahaan maalum nahin
Ab apne bhatakte quadmon ko, manzil ka nishaan maalum nahin

Barbaad wafa ka afsaana hum kis se kahen aur kaise kahen
KHaamosh hain lab aur duniya ko, ashkon ki zubaan maalum nahin

Dil shola-e-GHam se KHaak hue ya aag lagi armaanon me
Kya cheez jali, kyun seene se uTHta hai dhuaan maalum nahin

Humne bhi kabhi is gulshan mein ek KHwaab-e-bahaaran dekha thha
Kab phool jhaRe, kab gard uDi, kab aaee quizaan maalum nahin"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Dekha Chanda kya kya kiya gaya mere saath? Aapke Lappy & pyare Bandwaale Didi ne?
Tousled hair, black vest, ghadi & to rub in a bori full of salt joining the Zebra woman on the hanging balcony in "Titanic' act.😭😭😭😭
Phir kehti hain Nakku jaise embroidery waali kapde pehno!Haye!Haye!

But ab promise kiya hain ki Nakku's Day Out khatam Usko ghuma phirake, khila pilaike ghar bhej denge Patil Saab & Monday onwards "Zuby Ko Khush Karo" Abhiyaan chaaloo



Edited by ZubyDutta - 14 years ago
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Posted: 14 years ago
#89

Originally posted by: Moontide

Dear Bandwali,


Sabse pehle yeh bataiye ki, kya aapke jaisa Good girl ko yun raat ke char char baje tak bindaas Antakshari khelna chahiye? 😉
Aankhon ke neeche gadhdhe pad gaye toh?

Yeh toh apan ke jaisa tapori night guards ka kaam hai...😳

Waise aap Antakshari ka itna maaza leti hain...
Toh aapko yeh kaise nehi malum ki koi hai jiska aajkal... sur ke bina jeevan sunha???

Uske liye apne pyar ka danka toh khub bajate rehti ho!! Baat baat pe usspe ❤️ lutati ho!!!
Pann ussike dilka koi khabar nehi rakhti???
Yeh kaisa pyaar hai tumhara?

I mean kya tumhe uss din wali baat yaad hai?
Jab Roops se baat karne ke baad Baji kamre se nikla tha aur Madhu aa gayi thi?
Madhu jab Baji se keh rahi thi ki woh sabka kitna khayal rakhta hai sabse kitna Pyar...toh Pyar shabd sunte hi Baji ke aankhon mein woh jo far away look aur udasi agayee thi, tumhe yaad hai?

Uss din se apne jasbaaton ko sametke ghum raha hai.
Beech mein bas ek hi din usse aur uska Bhau ko mila tha akele mein baat karne ke liye.

Baki Lappy unhe pas aane ka mauka hi kahan de raha hai?
Upar se trigonometry ki jo atyachar...so alag!!!

Dekho thik, thik batana, ...yeh Lappy kya sach mein Yeda type?
Warne woh kyon nehi maanta dil pe kissi ka jor nehi chalta.
Agar chalta, toh kam se kam Dutta ka dil uske control mein hota na. Pann nehi hai. Socho kyon?

Pune wali Bungalow ke raaste mein aur wahan pohach ne ke baad bhi Dutta ki dil per kaun chaya tha? Kyon woh Naku ko hug karte huye bhi Baji ka naam le raha tha?

Dutta ka Pune se Mumbai jaane ka plan...
Dutta ne Naku ko nehi bataya pann Baji ko bataya, barobar na? bolo kyon?

Aab aapne sasural pohachte hi Naku ko Babi ke pass bhejne ke liye Dutta kyon utna zor dala?
.."Naku..jaa Maushi ke paas jaa...Jaa Naku" aur Naku kamre se bahar bhi nehi gayi thi ke Dutta apne cellphone mein magan ho gaya? Kiska message ya call ke liye, bolo?

Udhar Baji ko dekho!!!
Naku tak ko jo yaad nehi, wahi pehle wala anniversary usse yaad rakhne ki kya zarurat thi...
pann ussne yaad rakhkha, kyon ke har woh baat jo uske Dutta se juda hai...
Baji apne dil mein sanjoke rakhta hai.
Aur salgirah super hit ho, usske liye na jaane kya kya kar raha hai...

Now Lappy ke dictat pe Madhu ne kaha... "Pura time toh Bhaiya tumhare saath rehte hain"
Kaise? yeh toh mujhe samjhao? Ravindra ji le gayab hone ke din se le ke aaj tak DuJi bas ek hi date pe gaya tha...woh bhi meeting ke liye...baki time toh TaSha hardly came out of their rooms!!!
Baji eyes rightfully widened into that very eloquent "Abey".

But the truth is, this forced dooriyan is taking their toll on both of them.

Look at Baji...ek toh Ravindra ji ke bone-ash wala fitur uske dimag mein baith gaya hai.
Upar se Madhu ko 'item' bol dala!!!!!!
I mean we know our Baji right?
Mana, ke bolne ke maamle mein woh tez hai...pann aisi shabd?

Jis shabd ka istemal kahi aur hone ke wajah se Dinya ka judwa bhai puri IF mein baadnam hai...apna Baji waisa Shabd bolega...woh sahi maine mein apni senses mein hota toh Madhu ko kabhi Item nehi bulata!!! Just goes to show..how deeply affected he is.

Aur Dutta...he has almost lost it. Har taraf, har kisise, har minute mein maafi maang raha hai...
I mean I can hardly recognise him these days...
usse gussa china gaya..usne seh liya...
Uska gurur chin gaya..ussne seh liya...
usse sharab china gayi..ussne seh liya...
usse RT chin gaye..ussne seh liya...
ussko ABC padhne par majboor ki gayee..ussne seh liya...
pann Baji ko door karne ki koshish?????

He is now so desperate ki ussne kaha hai lappy hi lappy ko katega.
I hear, Anna track ke baad khali baitha apna yantra mein Dutta ne ek 'Maafi' folder banaya hai.
Bahuton ka naam hai jis list mein...
and it goes...
1. Naku ke puja thali..maine usse ekbar jor se patka tha.
2. Cell phone...main hamesha usse patak deta hoon.
3. Balu dada ke chat ke teen tali...gusse mein andha hoke maine unhe chot pauchayee.
4. Mandir ke pas wala ped...Dinya ko thokte waqt uss nirdosh ko lag gaya tha.
5. Pistols...bina unke ijazat liye maine unka istemal kiya.
6. Bar...maine aapko na jane kitni bar tehes-nahas kiya...
...iske baad pehli shaadi ke raat jo jo item usne toda tha...


Agar Baji se sachcha pyar karti ho toh Lappy ko samjhao...
Its high time Lappy realised the true depth of the DuJi bond!!!!!



🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too good,Moony👍🏼
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Posted: 14 years ago
#90
Zuby dear...mut ro..BB has promised the return of the Don soon. Now we need to see the razor sharp, deadly, invincible side of DSP...full of attitude with bad boy looks..driving his Land Rover classic...all out to wipe out his ememies😍

I hope you don't mind a Duji milan?😆 Its long overdue😉

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