Epi 396: D-N The Real Eternal Story

awww leela guiding naku thru doing the vat poornima rituals...tht was sweet...bt hw cum naku doesnt knw hw 2 do it...? hasnt she eva seen babi do it or is it becos Patil family hav the puja dne in a dif way????

Originally posted by: Moontide

Dear Bandbajao,

I am shocked!!!!!!!! 😲

What are these rumours I hear????

"Gaddi aur Haddi ke raakh...bole toh powder"???????

Aur Powder ki Publicity ke liye Police!!!!

Purely Propaganda I say 👎🏼

Per kuch aur bhi hai, jo mujhe pareshan kar raha hai.

Kuch paanch dino ke baad main Patil Niwas aayi thi.

Shakuntala ji ne bulaya tha... Poornima ka details discuss karne.

Chand kitne baje se chahiye, kitna Watt ka Poornima, e.t.c. Purely business meeting you know...

Pann Gate mein hi mujhe jo sunayee diya, had me all disturbed and needed to share it...

At first I had assumed it was the usual BG banter going on, but closer eavesdropping revealed something else...I give you the transcript:

BG 1: Toh Kiss ki sajish yeh???

BG 2: Jis Kiss-i ki bhi hai Tagda hai!!!! Bhau ka image ka toh waat lagake rakh diya!!!

Kale: Waat nehi re Mathre..Vat..Vat Poo...

BG 2: What? What?

Kaale: Bhau ABC Kya padhna shuru kiya tu toh angreji hi jharne laga!!!!!!

Bhau ko kitna bhi maska mar le, woh K se Kaale hi bolega...

BG 2: Pann aajkal Bhau ka nehi...sirf Vahini ka chalta...Vahini kiss matwali, warna...

BG 1: Ab woh Kiss-a mat yaad dila...sehen nehi hota...yeh Bhau kiss se maat kha gaya!!!

BG 2: Ek Hafte se apan log bi khali baitha hai...

BG 3: Bhailogon mein D-B ke BGs ka ijjat ki waat lag raheli hai!!!!

Kale: Waat nehi re Vat...Vat..

Rest: WHAT?

Kaale: abbe what nehi Vat. Vaheni ka...

BG 1: Vrat?

Kaale: Haan Vrat.

BG 1: Toh Vrat bolne ka na, Vat kyun bola?

Kaale: Kyun ki Baji Bhau ne apan logon ka duty Vat pe lagaya hai?

Bg 2: Yani phir se Waat lagne wali hai!!!!

BG 3: Kaale Kuch karr.

Kaale: Arre Baji Bhau tak kuch nehi kar pa rahe hain toh apan ki kya aukaad!!!

Baji Bhau ki dukh ab apan se dekhne ko nehi hota. Bhau pahdai pe mann lagaya hai toh Baji Bhau ko bhi majbooran padhneko hoga na!! Pann hamesha ki tarah teda kaam unko hi mila na!! Bhau Khud ABC padh raha hai aur Baji Bhau ko Trigonometry thama diya!!!

Ab Roops tai aur Madhu tai ne unke saamne sawal rakhkha hai ke Baji Bhau ko unmein se kaun zyada tan C/ sin C lagti hain!!!

Sorry Bandwali, but I could take no more.

Ek toh BGs ko bhi ab DuJi ka dukh dikhai dene laga hai.

Upar se Baji ke saath Trigonometry wali anyay!!!! That too with a trick Q?

Woh Dev Manus ko sirf Dutta ki pehli anniversary ki padhi hai,

aur lappy uske saath yeh?

I turned left and entered the Hall. That was the moment when Naku started having that Asthma attack. Biting her lower lip, eyes lowered, face flushed and struggling with deep breathing!!!

I think Shakuntala ji should have done a inside the elbow allergy test before getting caught up in the Mehandi theme.

Here too Baji tried to be Dutta's inspiration as best as he could, but Dutta...well for a man who had only about an hour ago so confidently claimed ki Ravindra ji's pala Dutta Shriram Patil se pada tha...became strangely confused. I couldn't help but remember the olden times..that day when he had made his blooper with the jewellery bit and Baji told him.."Bhau tere ko toh bas Shot gun, machine gun aur pistol mein phark malum hain." Dutta ko yaad rakhna chahiye tha. Aur kehna chaiye tha..."thik hai Vahini ko tumlog rakhkho, main aur Baji wapas date pe nikal jaate hain." But the man has lost his steel

See, like the movie Rangbirangi...Whatever Dutta loves doing with Baji..he goes and does with Naku...Today having enjoyed his meeting cum date with Baji, tomorrow he wants to go for the orphanage date with Naku...

The problem is there is an inescapable connection in his mind between the word orphan and Baji.

So when Naku realised it was Baji that was on Dutta's mind she refused to indulge his whim. (warna Dutta ka naam usne bahut liya hai)

Resulting in a very welcome return of the Gappu Dutta.

For which I thank Naku with all my heart.

But that

tan C/sin C

was a real sick-si trick!!!!!

Very nice episode, thanks for describing Vat-Savitri puja in so much detail, what a way to do the rasam & Datta's name taken by Naku, was awesome. Let them enjoy their trip to Pune & the temple without any problem. Kala & Nave are a team now, what is their new plan? Waiting for tomorrow's episode, thanks BB & the writers👏👏👏