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Posted: 14 years ago
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Hi everyone, just some good cheer on as Sunday afternoon . Guess who I was musing about? yeah right Dutta of course what does one do any time,for that matter.
Here some thoughts regardingDutt'a specialities ,one too many, I add ,still. The first one has to be looking for trouble and a good punch. Sumugling gold/diamonds. Knife throwing,would'ent want to be in his path! Drink driving and heaven alone knows how he get's away with it. Sword fighting wow, what a knight. Boozing like a fish, adores his bar, but also performs great free for all show downs , including self harm!
Horse riding wow again dashing! Surviving bullet wounds,gunshots,car carshes, bomb blasts, I mean what is he made of eternity! Playing doctor on himself, I mean proper, none of his wounds turn septic or show signs of further treatment, wow what a surgeon ,and withot qualifications too. Oh he's assumed illiterate but the sweetie certainly knows how to use his lappie, I do wonder what for though?, is he checking out?... neever. Setting people alight. Attempting karete style kicks on foes. Attempting high jump and perching himself on a ceiling fan woow,is it a blind man or a bird?
Chin wagging with LIKES, Baji,Nakku,Aye. Party pooper at PN get togethers! Singing songs! Goes back and forth in time. Preens himself. Cocks guns, cleans and admires pistols ! Punches bag. Has strange breaks in the jungle and survives!
Eats tiny meals,watches his figure!
Raids kitchen in an inebriated state sometimes, when all else asleep! Acts as if he can't feed himself,what a cutie! certainly puts up a swell act,usually tries it on with females......
Being mama's boy, likes sleeping on mummy's lap aawwwh!
Play's blind and says he can reaally, reaally SEE! needs to see an eye surgeon along with a shrink...... The guy needs help but none dare'nt tell him dont want to be shot!
Finally, keeps a long range distance from all pretty women!
BUT DUTTA IS A LOSER AT KEEPING WOMEN AT BAY! HE'S FLOCKED BY THOUSANDS AND THE FOOL DOES'NT KNOW OR DOES HE?
Mishal is our only DUTTA!!!!

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