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Apun munnabhai😎 ,apne circuit🤓 ke saath phir ek baar jungle se aap sab IF ki ladki log ko hello bolta hai😊**Aye circuit sabse pehle tu woh Zuby,Srushti,Ana,Suhana aur Shlipi ko idhar leke aa,apun ko unse jaara private talk karne ka hai kya😡**Don't get shocked or confused😕,aaj munnabhai ka mood thoda kharab hai,woh kya hua kal ke itna strict warning ke baad bhi ye ladki ka chori se jungle me ghus rahi thi ,to abhi munnabhai unko punishment dene wale hai😉.**Aye ladki log ,tumhara punishment ye hai ki tum sabko nakku vahini ke aai bolti wale saare bhashan 20times sunne padenge,kya😉😆****Chal circuit abhi apun kaam pe lagte hai kya,aaj to double duty hai,bole to jungle me bhi aur PN me bhi 😉**Warning : Jungle me aap sab ko NO ENTRY(Jo ye warning nahi manega woh un ladkiyon se bhi badi punishment ke liye ready rehna,kya😳)1)The biggest blooper of the day - Mantra/Shlok recited in backgroundHere,i am not going to deliver any humor,becaz this was a serious blunder on cv's part😡Those who are Hindu they will know what i am talking about,but for everyone else let me clear this out - When baaji was performing Kala's last rites wala pradkhshina ,the shlok recited by Kishore & in background is called - Mrutyunjay MahaMantraNow,this mantra is recited for someone's better health.It is recited when there is no hope of suvival,then to save the life this mantra is used.In short,it is used for the person who is on death bed.It is said that by recital of this,lord shiva is pleased & sometimes actually the person comes back from the his/her own death.
So can these learned cv's explain me why this life saving mantra was used for performing last rites😡😡😡😡😡.
Ok,i get it ,they don't want Kala to die,but then why in first place do the drama of last rites.
If someone has better explaination for this blunder,pls. let me know,becaz i am total clueless.Above all Kishore's pronounciation was also total wrong.😲
2)Nakku's Kajal
Where did nakku get chance to freshen up & apply kajal😲😕,are we seeing the continuation of yesterday's epi.😕
Munnabhai's😎 Logic :Aye circuit,tera screw sach me gir gaya hai kya,bole to ye kya sawal hai,kajal kahan se aaya.
Apun batata hai,aap sab ko kal ka bonfire yaad hai naa,bus woh hi nakku vahini ke kajal ka raaz hai😉
**Munnabhai woh bonfire aur kajal ka kya connection🤔**
Abe dhakkan,jab apni vahini ashwala milkshake pee sakti hai to woh ash ko kajal karke kyun nahi laga sakti😆,ulta woh mere dost dutta ka kitna paisa bacha rahi hai,bole to cost saving.Ab samjha tere ko ki apun ki vahini kitni smart hai.
Woh tum log ka english me bolte hai naa- utilization of available resources😆
**Arre circuit tu behosh kyun ho gaya,achcha apun ko english bolta dekhke shock lag gaya bechare ko😆😆😆**
After recovering ,let's move on to next
3)Kala's Hair
Ye Kala ke hairstyle ka chakkar kya hai,
kapde se jyada to hairstyle change karti hai😆,itna time isko milta kaise hai😕
Munnabhai's😎 Logic:
Kala ko jhatka haiye joro se laga ,haa laga,🤣
Baalo ki rangat phir se ho gayi haawa ,haa haawa🤣
Woh baaji ne kya mast vaat lagayi kala ki,maaza aa gaya
Ab itna bura haal hua bechari ka darke maare ki uske saare sar ke baal dar gaye,aakhir unko bhi to apni jaan pyaari hai naa😆😆😆
Toh ab aap logon ko jo hairstyle lag raha hai,woh actually uske baalo ka protest hai Kala ke against,samjhe tum log😉.
Apun ko to ye bhi secret maloom chala hai ki bahut jald uske saare baal uska saath chod dene wale hai,toh uska naya naam hoga-ganji bai🤣🤣🤣
(Any new name suggestions is welcome😆)
chalo ladki log abhi apun jaata hai,apna dost ko naya ghar me kuch chahiye hoga to madad karna padega naa😊.
Ok,girls main bhi chalti hoon,kya hai mujhe bhi jungle me akele jaane me dar lagta hai,toh main jaldi se ek-do baat batake bhagti hoon.
1)As far as i could see,baaji was holding walkman ,then how come Kishore mentioned taperecorder.Lagta hai bahut dino se kuch khaya nahi isliye glasses hote hue bhi usse barabar dikh nahi raha😆
2)I missed one tiny blooper yesterday which was nakku's nailpolish which magically disappeared in morning.Thanks to Make-believe(sorry don't know name)
who pointed it out.
3)Nakku's sindoor is one constant blooper,so i guess we better ignore.Today it was quite prominent,even her hair were properly tied.
Pls. let me know how are u finding mera aur munnabhai ka jungle adventure.😆
Pooja😊
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Posted: 14 years ago
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my spot

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Oyeee!! Tumne mujhe roka,...mein tujhe apne updates mein open jeep mein ride deti hoon...and you are not letting me in😭...Dost dost na rah😭
agree with the Mrityunjaya mantra...but unlike you Pooji, half the people dont know the reason behind the mantra...and just the word 'mrityu' gives them the desired effect...
Kishore's pronunciation were not proper😲pura din ek hi kaam karta hai woh bhi thik se nahi kar pata😆
Ab kala kare to bhi kkya karegi...insult hi to karegi...i tell yuo she is surrounded by malfunctioning people...😆
Nakku ka kajalll....arre Munna and circuit...tum dono ki yaaddasht kaha hai...this is JMM part 2 na...JMM Part 1 mein agar Nakku poora soot phirse laga sakti hai...to JMM part 2 mein sirf kajal nahi laga sakti ....
kya re,,,,waise ...ash milk shake wala explanation bhi dhansu hai...ash ankhon se nikal ke aa raha hai...achha hua usne haldi wala milk nahi piya us din 🤣🤣🤣
Kala ki hairstyle ka to pucch hi mat

wo shayari hai na....kitne khushnasib hai woh chuhe...jisne katre tumhare baal🤣🤣🤣
wah wah Pooji,...but i dont like youtune hume jungle se bahar nikala😛
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Hey Pooja,
I should call you my saviour after these harrowing days in the office. Munna bhai's and Circuits's brand of humour can only succeed in taking away all my stress in a jiffy....Really, thank you and thoroughly enjoyed it....
Serious blooper from Munna Bhai...how dare he target my friends, Zuby, Shilpi, Shrush & Ana alone....He missed me and the best part is that main uske bagal mein khadi thi.....Get MG....out😆😆😆. Chalo kissi ko to mauka milna chahiye....DSP ko forum ki kissi ladki ki kabhi bhi zaroorat par sakti hain....Aur Hum to Aayi bolti hain ka rath bhi nahin lagate😆😆😆.
Now to serious matters....cardinal sin on the part of the CVs as you rightly pointed out....Maha Mrutunjay ka jaap ka iss kadar se niradar karna shobha nahin deta....unless they decided in their own warped way to show some form of shudhikaran as Kala does wreak of evil. All said, what about their cultural and core audience?
Naku's kaajal is really cost cutting mechanism...Munna Bhai ko shayad pata nahin hoga....Naku Vahini Saaheb ko to pure chehre aur visible body parts ko to bonfire hi official kaajal supplier hain....Aap ko to pata hona chahiye.
Suggestion for Kala's new name.....Crinkle Bai kaisa rahega....Think about it.
Last but not the least, since Munna Bhai is kind of taking care of logistics for Tasha these days, would he churn out a fresh change of clothes for DSP and his Naku...Kal to Maha Shivaratree hain....itna to khayal rakhey ke Naku Ma'am aur unke Saab ko to kuch basic comforts supply karein...Ek mattress (My sweetheart cant sleep on that wooden bed....aur ek razai bhi)
Circuit ke liye to ye bayen haath ka kaam hain.
Chal...Will read you tomorrow.
Luv,
Kavita
( And sorry Munna Bhai....I will still be venturing in the jungle)😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Srushti-

my spot

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Oyeee!! Tumne mujhe roka,...mein tujhe apne updates mein open jeep mein ride deti hoon...and you are not letting me in😭...Dost dost na rah😭
agree with the Mrityunjaya mantra...but unlike you Pooji, half the people dont know the reason behind the mantra...and just the word 'mrityu' gives them the desired effect...
Kishore's pronunciation were not proper😲pura din ek hi kaam karta hai woh bhi thik se nahi kar pata😆
Ab kala kare to bhi kkya karegi...insult hi to karegi...i tell yuo she is surrounded by malfunctioning people...😆
Nakku ka kajalll....arre Munna and circuit...tum dono ki yaaddasht kaha hai...this is JMM part 2 na...JMM Part 1 mein agar Nakku poora soot phirse laga sakti hai...to JMM part 2 mein sirf kajal nahi laga sakti ....
kya re,,,,waise ...ash milk shake wala explanation bhi dhansu hai...ash ankhon se nikal ke aa raha hai...achha hua usne haldi wala milk nahi piya us din 🤣🤣🤣
Kala ki hairstyle ka to pucch hi mat

wo shayari hai na....kitne khushnasib hai woh chuhe...jisne katre tumhare baal🤣🤣🤣
wah wah Pooji,...but i dont like youtune hume jungle se bahar nikala😛

Sirf bahar hi nahi nikala,punishment bhi to mili naa tujhe munnabhai se,nakku ke bhasan wali
**evilish laugh😆😆😆😆😆**
That is why i tried to explain about that mantra in simple language.Becaz i for one cann't accept such blunder that to right before shivratri festival.
hamari yaaddasht barabar hai samjhi😉
Waise tune munnabhai ke sher ki taarif nahi ki,wohi kala ke baal wala**phlao muh**😆
Arre yaar don't like me mat bol,tujhe mere jaisa pyaar se daante wali aur kahan milegi😊
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Hello Preety _ 219

Munna bhai ka observation bahut hi dhansu hai . I am still laughing on kala ke hair style ka raj jankar . it is very hilarious .

Thanks

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LOL .. U said no entry too late... Already under the bed... Dutta pushed the little table ryt into my stomach😆😆😆 Everyone else was there with me😆
Ohhh I noticed Nakku's kajal as well.. she was better off without it.. cause she was kinda crying n messing it 😆...
oh god Kishore read a mantra for better health?😲 FOR KALA?😲 He's digging his own grave🤢😆...
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Hello Preety _ 219

Munna bhai ka observation bahut hi dhansu hai . I am still laughing on kala ke hair style ka raj jankar . it is very hilarious .

Thanks

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Thanks for liking my non-sense post.😆
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Posted: 14 years ago
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Originally posted by: preety_219

Sirf bahar hi nahi nikala,punishment bhi to mili naa tujhe munnabhai se,nakku ke bhasan wali
**evilish laugh😆**
That is why i tried to explain about that mantra in simple language.Becaz i for one cann't accept such blunder that to right before shivratri festival.
hamari yaaddasht barabar hai samjhi😉
Waise tune munnabhai ke sher ki taarif nahi ki,wohi kala ke baal wala**phlao muh**😆
Arre yaar don't like me mat bol,tujhe mere jaisa pyaar se daante wali aur kahan milegi😊


Nakku ka bhashan mein seh sakti hoon...it is right now that I have problem writing Nakku boli...how to do that...😳....
ya....it was your explaining which will make sense ...hope the cvs read it too...btw it is my fav mantra...munna bhai ka sher kaha,,,adapted gana tha..😆hawa hawein😆
pyaar se daantne wali...oye...contradiction in terms😆😆
Oye Pooji, tujhe like nahi karungi to ltl pe kya karungi🤗.. .....I seriously hope jiju is not reading this😳
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Nakku ka bhashan mein seh sakti hoon...it is right now that I have problem writing Nakku boli...how to do that...😳....
ya....it was your explaining which will make sense ...hope the cvs read it too...btw it is my fav mantra...munna bhai ka sher kaha,,,adapted gana tha..😆hawa hawein😆
pyaar se daantne wali...oye...contradiction in terms😆😆
Oye Pooji, tujhe like nahi karungi to ltl pe kya karungi🤗.. .....I seriously hope jiju is not reading this😳

Kyun kya hua,jab Zuby himmat kar sakti hai toh tu bhi koshish kar le😆
Aur ye kya tune Munnabhai ke sher ko adopted kaha,tujhe aur badi punishment chahiye kya😉
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LOL .. U said no entry too late... Already under the bed... Dutta pushed the little table ryt into my stomach😆😆😆 Everyone else was there with me😆
Ohhh I noticed Nakku's kajal as well.. she was better off without it.. cause she was kinda crying n messing it 😆...
oh god Kishore read a mantra for better health?😲 FOR KALA?😲 He's digging his own grave🤢😆...

@Bold : Ab tum log KMH banane ki koshish karoge to dutta pitega hi naa😆😆😆
I hope tujhe jyada chot nahi lagi ho,warna main Baaji ko bolti hoon teri madad karne ke liye😉

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