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A warm welcome to the all the passengers who are about to board the flight .Ur final destination is LTL world of Bloopers.The time taken in this journey will entirely depend in safe hands of the pilot cum guide.All passengers are requested to fasten their seat belts & other than humour nothing will be served.since this is special flight so ,u all cann't get down at final spot .U all will be provided with magnifing glass to view Blooper world from inside the flight.
so u all must be wondering,what is wrong with me .Well,i thought today's was special episode so mera post bhi kuch alag style me hona chahiye.Afterall, mera aur cv's ka relation bhi to hatke hai.😆
So without further delay **puts on the pillot's cap** **lands the flight safely on Blooper world**
**gets ready with her special pair of magnifing glass**
Since i am playing guide as well ,so u all have to follow the above instructions closely & don't ask any questions inbetween.
What do u all see
1) The 1st place that u all are seeing is - Kala's room
The room is so spac & clean ,when she is talking to suds. & without any mirror.
Next scene,same kala but ye kya**hits herself for misguiding people to see wrong place**
the full scenario of the room is changed ,one full size mirror is available for kala's art😆
total messy with all tod-phod.
Lagta hai chanda ke ghar ki tarah kala ka room bhi magical ho gaya,jaroor kala ki hi kala hogi😆
I mean seariously how it is possible otherwise **hits herself again**
Lagta hai meri galti hai.cv's ne Kala ko rehne keliye ek room aur tod-phod karne ke liye doosra room diya hai.afterall they all love her😉
2)The 2nd u all seeing is actually no place but - Shadow
** sees everyone's surprised face ** **asks everyone to use magnifing glass which r provided**
The shadow which appears in front of kala is wearing pathani & when baaji come out ,he is in jeans😲
Ye kya ,shadow world me bhi fashion show chalta hai,aur mujhe kisine inform nahi kiya.😆
so i told myself this is my hallucination ,jaise kala ko baaji me dutta dhikha waise mujhe bina baat ke bloopers dikhte hai.
But,no ,i was right,u see ,on close watch ,i observed just when kala goes near him,he snatches the knife,but in doing so he shows part of his face which has stuble & next u see baaji.
W*H,😡i totally agree that u used MR as shadow & voice-over,but than u should have been more careful with baaji's clothes or may be ur cameras which clearly showed MR.
For me,this scene turned into hilarious one as soon as i saw clean shave VR.The scaring effect was totally ruined.
3)The 3rd place u all r seeing is - Kala's forehead
Kishore gets to speak his first line after so many epis. so everyone pls pay attention😆
he says -agar munkin hota to main apne haathon se tumhare maathe ka sindoor poch deta
wah wah kishoreji,are yaar taaliyan to bajao👏
But ye kya,😲 camera zooms on kala's forehead ,tada there is no sindoor.
Lo gayi bhais paani me,😭ek line mili thi wo bhi waste ho gayi😆😆😆
But,on a serious note ,first of all very rarely i have seen kala applying sindoor.
secondly,if u people wanted to use this line to kum se kum is line ki izzat ke liye to kala ke forehead pe sindoor hona chahiye na**throws chappals on kishore's behalf**
Oh no,the line itself is blooper ** hits her head **
ab aap sab soch rahe honge,main pagal ho gayi,but wait,
jara line pe dhyan dijiye- the meaning of that line is kishore himself want to die😆😆😆
Amazing people hai ye PN wale.😕
Now,coming to tiny-winy places of this world,there is voice-over of dutta.
I didn't know baaji part-time mimicri artist hai😆Tabhi uska dutta ke dhande pe barabar dhayan nahi hai,lagta hai mujhe gadhe ko batana padega**runs to inform dutta**
& pls. baaji ask raise in ur per day form dutta, driver/punching bag/poet/mimicri artist -itne saare kaam tere job profile me nahi aate.**gets ready to become baaji ki representative**
The other is room confining all PN people
U know they showed bgs locking the room & then stands there guarding & that to 4 bgs. on suds
order.
First of all ,i was like 😲,locked room ko guard karne ki kya jarorat hai.
Then i realised my mistake,they were actually gurding the lock.Afterall wo lock un sub PN people se jyada kaam ka hai.😆😆😆
so in this way our journey has reached towards the end.But,since u all are my favs. so i have one surprise.
I am giving u the exclusive view of the winner of my Blooper Queen Award , & pls. put ur hands together for none other than MADHU
Now,i will give u the reasons for giving her this award -
1)Today she graced us with her presence.
2)She gave different expressions.
3)She was confused about ,who her actual sibling was.u see when,kala says she killed DP,she hardly reacts.But,when AS slaps kala,she gets shocked & the best one which confirmed her worthy for this award was when baaji says kalavati won,t go like this & trys to pull her,madhuji actually wants to stop baaji from doing that.
So,all these combined made her worthy in my eye.excellent madhu😡😡😡
I hope u had a good time during this journey **sees people running without returning glasses**
Hai ram,mere saare spare wale magnifing glass leke chale gay😭
If i have missed something,blame **thinks hard who to blame today** **decides** kalavati.
Seriously i was so busy watching her expessions,that i totally forgot everything else.she was awasome today.she deserves 👏👏👏
As usual,long one so read at ur own risk😆😆😆
Let me know ur experience about ur jouney & also about my flying/guiding skills
Pooja😊
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