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This is just a farce, with some elements of honesty, I have to admit. Hope you enjoy this latest from TeleBirdie, who in her own way, takes Mishal to task about his "I believe in one-night stands" comment..😆😉 No damage intended to Mishal...but Birdie says what she wants to say! Hope you guys enjoy it.
TB: KYA bola???
LB: That he believes in one-night stands....NOW.
TB: Pagal hain or kya?
LB: He's saying the truth...
TB: No, not that....I mean one BELIEVES in God, in saving the environment, that Amitabh will be in yet another movie, BUT THIS believe in ONE-NIGHT STANDS? Who actually says that?
LB: Well, men....
TB: Of course, men! But you don't say it! These idiot reporters: when was your first kiss, what was your most embarrassing moment, your first date....are they interviewing a TWENTY-SOMETHING ADULT OR A high-school boy? Get him on the phone!
LB <dials>: "No answer, ma'am."
TB: Dial again...
LB <dials>: No answer again...
TB: Send him a text....<clears throat> Dear Mishal, Tu pagal hain aur kya? You've made a big boo-boo, Mishy. Not yours now, TB.
LB: What kind of message is that?
TB: It's MY message...just send it...he will respond.
LB <moments late>: He says "what did I do now?"
TB: Tell him to call me....
LB types away on phone.
Moments later.....phone rings...
MR: What happened?
TB: What do YOU mean, what happened?
MR: Seriously...I don't know...
TB: You gave an interview to those idiot reporters again?
MR: I have to...it's a normal interview...
TB: They are utterly and totally over-the-top stupid. You being an "intelligent" guy by your own admission should know that!
MR: But...
TB: But nothing...it is one thing to say you were standing outside in your chaddi, underwear, naked when you were 15! Although even that is a bit tacky, Mishal....truth has its limits, you should know that from your show....
MR: You're making a big deal about nothing.
TB: Nothing? You sounded like an idiot, Mishal...one second, you are talking about yourself as some hormonally charged teen in chaddis who kissed a girl at 15, THEN you say you believe in one-night stands??? HELLO? Earth-to-Mishal, who says that? Since when did ONE-NIGHT STANDS become a CAUSE de celebre, a cause to support?
MR: I was being honest...I wasn't talking about myself per se...
TB: Save the bird sh*t, when someone asks YOU, "do YOU believe in something", it tends to mean you are okay with it too.
MR: I was saying that as I get older, I'm not closed-minded when it comes to things...
TB: Who do you think you are talking to? Another of those idiot reporters? Cut the crap. You were saying you are "OPEN FOR BUSINESS", my friend...You might as well have hung a sign on your kurta saying, "Come on in! I'm open....minded". <laughs>
MR: That is vulgar, Birdie...
TB: Those were your words. Arre, do you need someone to tell you what you should and shouldn't say? You are beginning to sound like Mahi "I'm going to kick these people off" in these interviews...
MR: I'm being honest....
TB: Good. I'm glad. But there is such a thing as "too much information"...your mommy is going to read this interview. Your uncles, maybe even Ridhi....Jeez Mishal....I respect you as an actor, you are excellent, and you are not as "questionable" a man as some other Telly main men, and I do use "men" loosely...choose your words carefully....and let me introduce you to an INDISPENSABLE statement that will come in handy: "NO COMMENT" or "I DON'T ANSWER THOSE TYPES OF QUESTIONS"...or "I DON'T ANSWER SUCH PERSONAL QUESTIONS". Just looking out for you.
MR: You're being too hard about such a small thing.
TB: Perhaps, but sounds BAD, and it makes you look BAD. No one is expecting you to be some sadhu, but keep it to yourself. And for God's sake, make sure in another few months, there isn't some article about you being LITERALLY, " the man around town." Yuck...
MR: I'm not like that....
TB: Sure you are....😉
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