Dutta and Baji on Comedy Circus..edited

Hi Folks,

okay...this is my imagination...as of now Dutta and bhao are not on comedy circus...but who knows....

So I was just thinking if Dutta and Baji do an act on comedy circus, what would it be like...here is my take on it...please tell me if you like it...your comments are always welcome and feel free to add more!!!

Comedy circus...baji and Dutta

Scene: Naku is not talking to Dutta for some reason and Dutta doesnt know what to do...he has tried every thing and nothing works...so he goes to Baji for some advice!

D: Eh Baji, teri vahini mere se baat nahi kar rahi hai...uska mood off hai...bata kya karoon
B: Bhao, fikar nahin karne ka...baji hai na...abhi main phone lagata hai...
D: Kisko phone lagata hai? Naku ko?
B: Nahin re...main pandit ko phone lagata hai...

he talks on the phone and then disconnects the call.....looks disappointed


D: Kya hua? Tera chehre pe barah kyon baj gaye?
B: ab kya bolega mein bhao...us pandit se jab bhi baat karta hoon to woh saala vidhi ke vidhan ko beech mein liyata hai...
D: Vidhi ka vidhan? Yeh kya locha hai,....
B: Mere ko bhi nahin samajha bhao...pan ek baat hai...jab bhi pandit ko kuch nahin samajh aata to woh vidhi ka vidhan kehta hai....yeh koi danger bimari lagti hai,,,,
d: chal tu pandit ko chod....tu mere ko bata kya karoon?
B: Bhao mere ko yaad aaya...ek diin mein tv per dekh raha tha ki pyar badane ke liye ek gulabi pathar hota hai....bole to rose quartz...
D: Eh baji yeda ho gaya kya? pyar badane ka pathar? Tere sir pe maaroon kya?mein naku ko pathar dega to woh mera sar hi fod degi...
B: arre nahin re bhao...chal tu usko ek teddy bear de de ...kuch ho jayegi..
D: Supriya ke time se hai uske paas.....bas ussi se baat karti hai mujh se nahin!

B: Kya reh Bhao, pehle kyon nahin bola'.to bole to us teddy bear ko apun utha lega'supari de dalega salegi

D: beats his head in frustration'Baji woh Teddy bear hai ..Anna nahin'Usko kuch kiya to Naku mera encounter kar dalegi

B: Haan yeh bhi tension hai'ab mein kya karega'.Ek Idea aaya...chalo Bappa se bolte hain...Naku unki baat bahut manti hai...

D: baaji tere kaan ke neeche doon kya ghoomake...bappa kaise aayega Naku ko samjhane? Woh Bappa hai Salman Khan nahin!

B: Samajh gaya bhao...

D: Kya Samjha re?

B: Ki agar Bappa par aapke jhagde ka problem chod diya to LTL ke agle season tak aapke bacche kya Suhag raat bhi nahin hogi. Vaise bhi Bappa ke paas lambi list hai...Aayi sahab unko bulati rehti hain, fir woh moshi !! aajkal woh itna roti hai ki glycerine khatam ho raha hai...

aur NAkku ka to poocho hi nahin! Har waqt bappa ke samne khadi rehti hai. Woh Bappa ko itna bolti rehti hai ki bappa ko kuch bolne ka mauka hi nahin milta..bappa yeh bappa woh..bichare bappa bhi sochte honge, yeh ladki kab chup hogi!!

D: Haan baat to sahin hai. Mere ko kahan bolne deti hai...

B: Laughing..Bhao...kya re...aapki to khud uske samne bolti band ho jaati hai...tabhi to director aap dono ko tick-tock deta hai...

D: yeh Tick tock kya hai....

B: Tick tock bhao...bole to..aap Naku ko dekhte ho tick...naku aapko dekhti hai...tock...aur tick tock mein pura serial nikal jata hai...phir usko kuch nahin samajh aata to music baja deta hai...😆😆

D: irritated...eh tu bahut bol raha hai...ghuma ke doon kya....

B: Arre nahin bhao..tum thehro..main sochta hai...

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I did not know whether to laugh or clap! MIND BLOWING!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Oh man! This is way too good! Each line is a gem, Chinu.Awesome.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

LMAO! that was awesum Chinu! 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you Girls......!!!! I hope we have something like this someday!!😆😆

u cracked me up dear... too funny! loved it..😆😆😆🤣🤣

OMG....amazing....
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Bappa hai Salman khan nahi....lol

only if nakku would understand that she would not leave everything to god

OMG Chinu its awesome....

u cracked me up completely... 🤣

OMG chinu it is completely awesome I burst out laughing ,you cracked me up .jaldi continue karo want to see more like this