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Can you cry underwater?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American's throw rice at theirs?

If the plural of tooth is "teeth," why isn't the plural of booth "beeth"?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

What's the speed of dark?

Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

That's all I could think of.😉..can you answer them😳 - Am coming with more😆

Originally posted by: prerna15

Thanx for answering my questions hun. I enjoyed reading the answers. Will b back! 😊

BE BACK 😃

Originally posted by: tvfan1401

No way.....I haven't asked anything yet baby😉.....my first set is here:

1) Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds ? Becuz it's sound like it's spelled 😆

2) Why Is eleven spelt starting with ' E ' ? Cuz the other Albahets went to lunch 😛

3)Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Well Parachutes r Floatation devices 😆

4) Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? NO CUZ OF PEOPLE LIKE U 😉

5) If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? BY Confusing us 😆 and sticking Glue when were not looking 😛 6) If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? BLIND 😆 7) Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?Well Cargo is when it is sent by PLANE 😛 8)You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? Becuz they r sure if it really is 😛

9) Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? I don't 😆

Am coming with more sweety😃 YUPPY😃

Cool BRING IT ON 😛

Originally posted by: tvfan1401

Here are some riddles darling...am coming with more stuff😉

What goes up and down stairs without moving? STEPS Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die. AN hospitalized Patient 😆 What can you catch but not throw? Ritu DI 😛 I run, yet I have no legs. What am I? LET ME GUESS SHABO RANI 😆 Take one out and scratch my head, I am now black but once was red.A lice previously dyed RED 😆 Remove the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, throw away the inside. DEMAG 😆 What goes around the world and stays in a corner? A PLANE 😆 What gets wetter the more it dries? TEARS 😆 The more there is, the less you see. FOOD 😉 They come at night without being called and are lost in the day without being stolen. Stars What kind of room has no windows or doors? JAIL CELL 😃 for mental patients I have holes on the top and bottom. I have holes on my left and on my right. And I have holes in the middle, yet I still hold water. What am I? A POT with PAPER RAPPED AROUND I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object? A MIRROR REFLECTION It has no top or bottom but it can hold flesh, bones, and blood all at the same time. What is this object? A Morge The more you take the more you leave behind. LOVE Light as a feather, there is nothing in it; the strongest man can't hold it for much more than a minute. HEART As I walked along the path I saw something with four fingers and one thumb, but it was not flesh, fish, bone, or fowl. A Ghost with fingers 😆 What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? IS IT U 😉 I went into the woods and got it, I sat down to seek it, I brought it home with me because I couldn't find it. LOCKET 😆 What can fill a room but takes up no space? LOVE It is weightless, you can see it, and if you put it in a barrel it will make the barrel lighter? Feather No sooner spoken than broken. What is it? Heart Only two backbones and thousands of ribs. A DEformed person Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain? THEY STOLE FROM THE BANK NEXT DOOR 😉 Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die? ROBBER Stangled them 😛 Why don't lobsters share? CUZ they have no choice A barrel of water weighs 20 pounds. What must you add to it to make it weigh 12 pounds? NOTHING A CUP TO TAKE OUT the water 😛 Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, Even a river can't fill it up. What is it?an Ocean 😆 Clara Clatter was born on December 27^th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible? She lives in the other end of the world 😛 He has married many women but has never married. Who is he? A Clown 😃 If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch? None cuz someone will eat it If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? A piece of chocolet 😆 You can't keep this until you have given it. LOVE Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A zombie What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from the library. HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS 😆 What can go up and come down without moving? Escalater What do you fill with empty hands? Ur mouth 😉 What do you serve that you can't eat? Plates What do you throw out when you want to use it but take in when you don't want to use it? Friends 😉😆 What goes up and never comes down? Ritu Di caught in a net 😆 What has a foot on each side and one in the middle? A person that has someone standing be behinf them What has to be broken before it can be used? ONE OF THOSE CRACK LIGHT THAT U HAVE TO BEND TO MAKE IT LIGHT UP What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? RAIN COAT What question can you never answer "yes" to? R U GAY ??😆 What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide? NOTHING Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white?" or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
1. You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I? MOTW 😆

All done

Originally posted by: tvfan1401

Can you cry underwater? YES

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? CUZ HE SHAVES USING GRASS 😛

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants? CUZ BULLETS R AMED WHERE U R MOST LIKELY TO DIE

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour? DURING THE DAY 😉 BABY's sllep well

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Cuz there money is free 😉

Why is a boxing ring square? SO THAT NO ONE CAN WEAR It

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? DOESN'T it

What do people in China call their good plates? Cuz there have seen American made products 😆

Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American's throw rice at theirs? No they thown Orgames 😆

If the plural of tooth is "teeth," why isn't the plural of booth "beeth"? Cuz they said so 😛

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? Cuz there were short on names 😛

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new? Cuz they don't find anything new they find thing they missed the first time around 😆

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? NO why would u do that 😛

What's another word for "thesaurus"? Rediculous

What's the speed of dark? Slower then the speed of light 😆

Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL? Cuz they have switched roles 😆

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? Cuz it is

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? u get scared to deatch ones 😆

That's all I could think of.😉..can you answer them😳 - Am coming with more😆

ALL DONE YAAR 😛

Originally posted by: prerna15

Mez elder than u hun. I'm 23. 😛😆

R u MY BAD 😆 HAVE ANY MORE QUESTIONS 😃

Originally posted by: sandali_

^Good answers there Priety, very witty. 😃

Thanks got anymore questions 😛

Originally posted by: sweet_dreams22

congratzz!

Cool yaar got any questions 😃