Member Of The Week - Page 3

Originally posted by: ~Wicked~

Ritu,

Congrats dear, dear friend 😳. But, should I congo you or give condolences ( aftere reading ur questions...I really need condolenses more😉),

cause the questions are coming 😈. I ususlly don't ask questions on the MOTW sections, but aap ke liye hum apne fitrat badal denge ☺️. Here goes, enjoy 😆: Why changed ur policy?😡😆

questions:

1. Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? (I know you are not a man, but phir bhi answer please) - Facewash....coz head is extension of their face😉

2. How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? - You will not understand Tabi., coz u r desi😆.....its English language😉

3. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time? - coz our tounge has different tastebuds to feel different tastes😆

4. Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift, why? No idea.....never worked as HR manager in cemetry , but probably there is less work in that shift😉

5. If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain to? I won't complain coz UK system is so slow that by the time I get justice, I'll be dead second time😆

6. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?- Have to go to heaven to ask him and if he is in hell, u can ask urself😉

7. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?- dustbin😆

8. If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?- In politicians pocket😉

9. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit? They are lucky coz they don't become MOTW on IF😆

10. What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? Go to IF and become kyunki moderator🤣 ( sorry swati, nimmi, sweta😳)

11. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? The only signboard that u will see is "signmakers on strike"

12. If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? Yes, its the best plan ever made by human

13. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? C'mon.....who will like to be called as "hole" (very pakao question)😆

14. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - Do pigs also have a voice? I thought they only "oink"😉

15. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Coz love is blind......not love-making😉

16. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in ... what happens to the other penny? u keep it for the next round😆

17. Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'? He leaves you broke 😆

18. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? - Its FDA authorities regulation 😉

19. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? - say human

20. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? - All this angrezi language...full of gol-maal.......😆

21. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? they both are non-existent as far as I know😃

22. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things? - These angrez people are so confused....that's why their language is full of such examples

23. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? - Hey my 4 year old says onety one, onety two😆.....I really wish it was onety one and not eleven

24. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - Yes, the longest sentence and biggest blunder of ur life😆

25. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? - Yaar...when will u stop asking me all these angrezi questions....I dunno

26. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? Its better than ExUP😆

27. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? - Nope, only tea-breaks coz tea is free😆

28. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? Natural colour😆, or shining

29. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? - Its all ways to waste tax-payers money😆

30. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? - To help others to help😆

31. How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning? - Coz its not a game😃

32. How come you never hear about gruntled employees? - coz they all r disgruntled already

33. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead? - When will you quit this post😭

Originally posted by: dishu

Which kyunki forum member comes to your mind when you see the following emotions? answer all of dem😳😆

😊 All my CNS friends

😛 Sujata aka gaurihiten fan😆

😉 wahida

😭 Michians now a days😉

😃 CNS friends
😆 mumpet aka sonia when she claims Chetan😉
🤢 Same as everyone's answer...there is only one😉
😳 me
😕 Mumpet aka sonia😉
👏 Kyunki moderators
😡 same as 🤢
All people who are asking questions to me here😆
⭐️ Bhaskar T
🥱 At this moment, ou, dishu😉
Labib👏
🤡 Wahida, when she raves about Eku😆
😒 Nasir
👍🏼 Development team
🤓 Lata aka muscleprotein
❓All newbies on kyunki forum.....we have to check if they are real of not😉
❤️ all my friends who call me "di"
blind fans😆
🤗 all my friends on IF
🤣 Nasir and his new ids
🤪 You for asking such silly question😆
Amreen
☺️ Jhanvi at mention of Pullu's name
😔 me as MOTW
😎 Sukhi
😈 Lata
😳 Vasu, KGGK moderator, when I bug her with my posts😆
👎🏼 you again for asking this question..
🤔 Me, right now

💔 Nasir on being banned 10000th time
🐷 YOU....for this question😆
🤬 Me always😉
🥺 My kayamath forum friends, all Michians
🥳 Devo now a days at return of smriti
😍 Neha aka Desipride05..always dreaming about Hiten😆
me as MOTW

Originally posted by: cool_time

congratz ritu di on bcuming da MOTW -Trust me, its not funny😆

HERE GOES MY QUES-
are you an adventurous person? Moderately adventerous.....

television or computer? Computer, I watch TV also on laptop

why do you alwayz grow a liking for the negative characters in soaps? 😉 - Coz postive characters are not believable and negative are always better looking than the crying positive ones😆

who is your favourite sportstar? Sachin Tendulkar


finally,how does it feel to be didi & aunty of most of da kyunki forum members? Hey I am not aunty..OK😡😆....being didi and dadi of the forum is fun😆
😉

Originally posted by: tvfan1401

ritu di,why are u fuming at me?u're ok wid being called dadi buh aunty iz a stage b4 dadi.i'm😕😕😕

Originally posted by: cool_time

ritu di,why are u fuming at me?u're ok wid being called dadi buh aunty iz a stage b4 dadi.i'm😕😕😕

😆...Dadi as feminine of "dada"...the goonda , don...not Tulsi dadi types😉...and did u miss my "😆" after the angry face😉

CONGRAZ RITU DI on becoming MOTW 👏

All the question's I wanted to ask have been answered 😆 So I just ask:

1) Before Shasa and Ansh who was ur FAV villian????

2) Kyunki forum or KGGK forum?

3) Aku as Ansh or Ranbir?

4) Chetan as Bheem Dev is Phrithvi raj Chohan or Sasha?? 😆

5) Pick between AKU and CHETAN????

That is all for now sorry if I am asking an already answered question 😳

Originally posted by: Wazupp

CONGRAZ RITU DI on becoming MOTW 👏 Thanks Priety

All the question's I wanted to ask have been answered 😆 So I just ask:

1) Before Shasa and Ansh who was ur FAV villian???? Rishi of KTH😆

2) Kyunki forum or KGGK forum? - For discussions, KGGK, for Chatting with frinds, Kyunki form

3) Aku as Ansh or Ranbir? Ansh ...always👏

4) Chetan as Bheem Dev is Phrithvi raj Chohan or Sasha?? 😆 - Saasha👏

5) Pick between AKU and CHETAN???? - Chetan any day...who is this Eku😉

That is all for now sorry if I am asking an already answered question 😳 - Thanks dear.......no need to say sorry...see you around