Short Update
- Eklavya drags Tulsi to the front of Ansh's picture and says that today Ansh has won and he has completely destroyed Tulsi…. Ganga and Sahil are taking about how Tulsi could never do such a thing…. Tripti comes there, creates a ruckus about being "Lakshya's mother"… Lakshya is standing on the sunsaan terrace/garden…. KT comes to meet him… Both are emotional… Lakshya tells KT that they must forget each other… He shouts at her to go away and breaks down…. Bhoomi congratulates Eklavya on accomplishing what she couldn't…. KT is sitting on the decorated bed, with a picture of Lakshya…. Ekalvya comes in… He gets close to a terrified KT, and removes all her jewellery…. He then tells her that she misunderstands him, that they are only friends and that she is only Lakshya… He leaves to sleep in the guest room….
- KT thinks to herself about how she hates Tulsi the most in the world….
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In the Temple of Doom/Disaster/Crapness…
Ekalvya seems to be dragging a very, very, VERY reluctant Tulsi somewhere….
Uh…. Helllo, brother??? She's almost 70. Fragile bones. Handle with care, please. Don't you know women that age have, like, osteoporosis??
He pulls her in front of the (excuse me for being so flippant here… I do not mean to… Ok, maybe I mean to a little… But no SERIOUS offence meant…) "Dead Wall"…. That one wall where pictures of all the dead people are….
Now I notice a few things here:
1. Ansh's picture seems to be moved every now and then… Quite often actually. The time when Eklavya was good and wanted to know the truth about his father, it was to the right of someone else's picture. A few days back, it was sitting like a painting to be auctioned of, on a stand, down the lil stairs…. Today it's in the centre, occupying quite a prominent place, beating all other beloved dead Viranis to the coveted spot.
2. No other pictures have garlands. The black sheep of the family, a murderer, a rapist and a smuggler, gets the exclusive, premium spot, AND A NICE FAT THICK GARLAND. Not the nice people of the family, like Baa's huband, Savita or her husband. No. It's ANSH who gets the garland.
3. The above-mentioned garland falls down a lot. Always to be pinned back up by doting, surly son Eklavya, or repentant mother Tulsi…
E: See Tulsi... My dad is smiling today…. Today Ansh's son has learnt a lesson… Dad, today you win…. I learnt my biggest lesson today… Love can only be snatched… Not earned/won… Before shooting you, she (pointing to Tulsi) stole all your relations from you… She made everyone against you… Look naa, today I did the same thing to her! Now even if she dies, no one will be near her… The woman who has won EVERY battle has lost all the support she has ever had… Look…. Ok, I should go now… My bride will be waiting for me… You know… What if I raped KT today??? No one would say anything…!!! You know why!?!? Because you were the one who got this marriage done!!!!
Oh yes, Eklavya. The court of law always punishes the mother of the bride for getting her married to the rapist, not the actual rapist, the guy who did the rape.
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Ganga and Sahil in room. Thankfully, Sahil has gotten bored of the ceiling and is actually looking at another human being now.
G: I cant believe all this…
S: I know… Badi Maa would never do this.. What Ekalvya said…
G: I could be wrong! You tell me Sahil… According to Eklavya, Maa emotionally blackmailed him into marrying KT…. And he agreed… Didn't he even think once why Lakshya would do such a thing!?!? Fine, let's agree for a minute that Maa did do all this… We would eventually find out, wouldn't we…? We would she refuse it?!!? I don't know why, even after all that has happened, I don't agree that Maa did this…. In my experience, if Maa did do something like this, then it will be difficult to prove the truth, because it is every easy to accuse an innocent person, because he/she find s a way to ___________ (I didn't catch what she said, coz the cable went wonky)…
S: I see the truth in you….
Tripti: Wow Ganga… I can understand why Sahil is saying all this…. He never sees any faults in his Tulsi Maa… But you… You claim to be Lakshya's mother, don't you??? You are supporting the woman who ruined your son's life!?!?! What kind of mother are you??
G: You will teach me about being a mother, now, will you?!! I can see glee in your eyes, coz you've funally gotten what you've always wanted… You've never wanted Lakshya to marry KT… Of course you will support Eklavya and call him right, today…. He insulted and flung mud on KT…! You may have brought up my children, but you should be ashamed of what a disgusting woman you are…
Tr: If you've finished your lecture now…. Don't try and force yourself as Lakshya's mother… His mother is right here… The motive with which you have come here will never be fulfilled… I will handle Lakshya… I AM HIS MOTHER!
G: You… You'll "handle" him, will you… Do you even know where he is right now!?!?!
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We, the poor, unsuspecting audience are subjected to the answer of "Where Lakshya is RIGHT NOW!" Pity us Lord. Please. We have suffered enough.
Lakshya is in some open place where there's a big howling wind… A STORM. IN MAY. THE HOTTEST MONTH OF THE YEAR, IN INDIA. Yes. Totally believable.
KT comes behind him, silently blubbering. She's about to touch him on the shoulder, but stops.
KT: Lakshya….
Lakshya turns…. Total Slo –Mo "Jeene ke ishaare kho gaye" and all that…. Like whatever. It's not even sad now. You two have gone from being one of the cutest couples ever to franken-couple.
KT starts boogering (Definition: When you're crying and blubbering with a lotta of snot + tears on your face.) KT totally flings herself at Lakshya and hugs him…. Lakshya holds her…. He cries in this totally STUPID way…. Gawd, is this supposed to be making us teary in any way? Coz it's only making my mother and me laugh hard. Very hard. 🤣🤣🤣
Finally Lakshya seems to realise that he's hugging a "parayi aurat" and tries to disattach KT from him. The persistent little she-leech doesn't want to let go. He manages to get a little space between them…. Kt seems to be desperate; she keeps reaching out to him, to get back closer to him…. He holds her at an arms length. Ha hahaha! 🤣 This is getting more and more hilarious by the second…. 🤣🤣🤣
(Mom falls off couch laughing… 🤣)
L: K... KT please… This is not right…. You're someone else's… We have no relationship left…. There is another name in the book of your life.. Eklavya…
At a moment like this he comes up with BULLCRAP metaphors about books and names?!!?!?!? WHAT A BONAFIDE LOSER!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, the crying starts again. Oh gawd. Cut the crying dudes!
L: We should even think about each other now. But… I…. How do I make this heart understand, that doesn't think of anything but you? How do I make it understand, which doesn't love anything but you…?
*Gag, gag…. Puke puke*
KT: You're asking me…? Tell me what to do…. I cant live without you…
And the boogering continues. Someone get the chick a tissue. Yuck.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH ABOBINABLE ACTING FROM THESE TWO. NEVER. Someone please give them a pay raise. I can't take this crap anymore.
KT: I CANT LIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Lakshya holds her face… He begins doing this REALLY, REALLY, REAAAALLLLLLY BAD SRK IMPRESSION. I swear to God, if SRK ever watches this, and for his sake, I hope he doesn't, he's going to have a massive heart attack and never do a movie again.
He puts her hand on his head and glares at her….
L: Promise me that you will live! I cannot see you crying!!! Go from here!!!
"Promise me that you will live!" ????? She never said anything about dying. "I cnat live without you" is a phrase. I doesn't mean she's gonna die. Geeesh. That blow to your head. Tut tut.
KT reaches out at Lakshya again, clawing at him…
L: PLEASE, KT, GO FROM HEREEE!!!!!
He turns and folds his palms in front of her, glaring…
L: PLEASE! GO!
Such bad acting. Such terrible, horrible, atrocious, ghastly acting.
KT starts to leave slowly. Lakshya falls to his knees. KK starts wailing the Balaji tune of misery and lost love "Tadap tadap"…. Geeesh.
Flashes of the wedding come to Lakshya's mind. Wasn't he out cold in some shed during the wedding? Did the blow on his head give him powers to see what was happening across town?? Or powers like Phoebe from Charmed ?!!? How fun!!! I say, give Lakshya his own show, where he uses these supernatural powers to help the innocent, like Angel (Oh… Hot hot David Boreanaz!!!!!)
He begins screaming. Ok, I think I've become one big evil, cold hearted *****, coz I ain't feeling no sympathy towards him, whatsoever. I feel like clocking him over the head with a crowbar again, actually.
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Eklavya is on the phone….
E: You did the job just like I wanted… Now you will get the reward you want….
He's drinking…. He turns around to see Bhoomi….
She comes and sits behind him and puts her hands on his shoulder…. Massage???
B: Bro, today I bow my head before you…. This is what you call a slap…. That if you get on your face, you don't forget all your life… I made a mistake, I gave that Tulsi an open challenge. And the whole house was against me… But never mind… Today you played a game…. Everyone went against Tulsi, and are with you! Tulsi is also out of the way and KT is also yours… Congratulations!
E: This had to happen… Coz I deserve KT… Who was accused of KT's rape??? I was… Who had to bear the pain? I did… I promise, whenever Tulsi will see KT and me together, every day, every minute, she will break with just like this glass…
And predictably, he breaks the glass. Very good.
Bhoomi smirks.
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KT is sitting on the bed with a dorky pic of Lakshya…. Bed is all decorated….. Sad song "jeene ke blah blah" plays…. The woman sings about no rain or some crap like that. I couldn't care less. She goes on to shriek the word "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA" and sing about some "kamal khil-ing" and some such crap. Honestly woman, with your screeching, you aint creating no sympathy for KT.
Eklavya comes in and sees KT with the picture…. He gets in and closes the door and locks it… KT hides the picture behind her. She looks at him, scared…. If you ask me, he should be scared. She's like a big praying mantis. Might just bite your head of when she's done with ya. Just like she did with Tulsi….
E (thinks): I regret that I had to do this to you…. What could I do??? I love you so much… What did I get when I loved you with all honesty??? Nothing… There was no other way…. Anyway…. Now you are mine… Only mine…
E (out loud): Today, I have got you, I have loved you… Lost you…. I may have snatched you…. But what to do? Today, you are only mine….
Eklavya removes his slippers, close ups of his feet. Yea, thanks, we really needed to see his FEET. 🤢
KT looks scared for her life… He walks towards her and we get to see that his sherwani looks like a bloody nightgown on him, it almost comes up to his ankles…. Geeeesh. KT cries as he undoes the buttons on his sherwani….
E: Don't be scared KT..
He climbs on the bed and scoots next to her… He puts his hand on her hands…. KT tries to pulls away….
E: KT, don't be scared….
He lifts her ghungat and touches her face.
Hey Ram, kya yehi din dikhaane ke lkiye tumne muijhe zinda rakha tha???? 🤢
He removes one of her earrings, going close to her…
KT has her eyes closed…. He removes the other earring and she looks at him like "STOPPP IT!!!!" He puts his face near hers and does the weird facial tick. EW EW EW. 🤢🤢🤢
He take off her necklace, as she cringes….
E: KT… You're misunderstanding me…. You havent met my eyes before, I wont let it happen now… You know why? When I came to see you before the wedding, I didn't know that you and Lakshya would never be together again…. I just meant, if Lakshya isn't here today, what is point of all this jewellery…? It's not that I don't love you… I love you with all my heart… There is no difference in my love of yesterday/today…. Even if my love is one sided…. But come on, I know you have a heart… I know that you love Lakshya a lot…. Look into my eyes… See the truth… Lakshya is yours and always will be yours…. I will never come between he two of you…
He give sher the picture of Lakshya…. She, in a very fitting response to the touching gesture, WIPES HER NOSE in this disgusting way. 👏👏
E: No matter how much I love you, the truth is today, we are still friends…. You sleep here, I will sleep in the guest room…. DON'T CRY!!!
(He makes this weird sound that's a mixture of a snort and a sigh. EW)
Eklavya takes a pillow, stares at her weirdly, like he really doesn't want to go to the guest room…. And then leaves….
KT: You have comforted my mind, Eklavya… But what about my smile that has gone with Lakshya??? Baa…. Till today, I respected you the most…. But today, I hate you the most….
That's my girl. There's a special place reserved in hell for you, you know? It's a nice chair with big nails in its seat. I hope you enjoy your stay there. 😳
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Comments: That scene of Lakshya and KT was painful. Such horrible acting. Gawd. His SRK from KHNH impression was downright irritating and got on my nerves.
Gawd. I want revenge to be taken NICELY from this clan. Especially KT and Lakshya. The disgusting little cockroaches.
Overall Rating: 1/10
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Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
