Please excuse all typos and grammar mistakes, I'm not feeling too well and have a lot of college work to do, so will not be proof reading this...
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Short Update
- Karan v/s Tanya + Bhoomi = Taaanebaaazi! 😛 Mihir tells Karan that they have to go for B'lore for some work…. Preparations still on for Chirag's return… Lakshya – Manthan – Nakul fight… Tanya slaps Lakshya… Tulsi finds proof of Manthan being the rapist… Damini thinks of what a crime she has committed and how bad she feels doing such a thing… Tanya is on a slapping spree… She slaps Lakshya again and is about to slap Nakul when Tulsi stops her… Manthan is accused… Tanya defends her son… Tulsi tells KT they made a mistake by accusing Eklavya…
- Tanya says she will go against Tulsi to defend Manthan….
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Karan stands in a room… Doing the "smell the fart" acting…
[For those who are "F.R.I.E.N.D.S." fans… You'll understand what I'm talking about… Those who aren't "F.R.I.E.N.D.S." fans… HOW CAN YOU NOT BE A "F.R.I.E.N.D.S." fan?!!?!?! SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!]
The phone is ringing incessantly… But does the man notice? Uh… That would be NO. Tanya comes… She stares at the phone for a while… When she realises that it wont magically answer itself, she picks it up…
T: Hello? Yes? I'm his wife… No, Karan's not at home…
Karan spares a look over his shoulder… Doesn't do any yelling like "HEY I'M RIGHT HEREEE!!!" or anything… Hmm…
T: Important meeting?!!? So what should I do? Arre, Karan is not at home..!!! Call tomorrow!
She hangs up…
K: Who was on the line?
T: It wasn't Nandini anyway… If it was her, I'd surely give you the phone…! I said that you weren't here because you were deep in your thoughts… Thinking about Nandini, aren't you? I didn't want to disturb you… Am I right?
K: I don't wanna talk about this…
T: That's because there is nothing left to say… Maybe you know, that I am finally right… You know, I gave you and your family 20 years…
Oh really? Coz none of us noticed! Specially not the man who was married to you for those 20 years…. Thank you for so kindly informing us…
K: And Nandini gave us our life…
T: I gave you my love…
K: And for your love, she left her life…
T: YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ANSWERS FOR MY QUESTIONS, DO YOU!?!? What happened? No answer?!!?!?
Umm… Uhhh… No… I wont spoil the moment… Why is this woman so dramatic? I swear to God, I think she knows she dying… And she's doing that "Oh I will make everyone hate me so they wont miss me when I die" bullshit…
Smartass beti gets on scene… Oh yay!
Bhoomi: What answer will he give, mom? His own life is a question in front of him… He cant even face his family…
Karan turns and faces them to prove that "I CAN FACE MY FAMILY TOO!!!!"
B: Yes dad…? You always taught me, about how important families and relationships were… And you don't follow your own lessons…? You always get angry when I meet Abhir… Why? I've been married only a few months… You've been married to mom for 20 years… And still you are not fully hers… Saddd!
K: You know Bhoomi… What the sad thing is? My whole life, I have lives respecting circumstances, relations and my family… And being my child, you don't understand all this… The saddest thing is you don't understand what love is… And you never will…
Bhoomi does the "what is that HORRID smell" face…?
Karan leaves and mother-daughter do the neaaaat neck trick… Whee!
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Karan is dawdling outside her room…. Papa ji comes to him…
Mihir: Karan, I was just coming to met you… There is a problem in the B'lore factory…Will you come with me…
K: Yes, I will… Anyway, there is nothing to do here…
Umm… Excuse me… There's NOTHING TO DO HERE?!?!? YOU'RE A FRIGGIN BUSINESSMAN, YOUR DAUGHTER IS OUT COMITTING ADULTRY, YOUR SON IS BEING ARRESTED FOR DRUG ABUSE AS WELL BEING BEATEN UP BY TWO OF HIS COUSINS DOWNSTAIRS, FOR NO FAULT OF HIS… AND THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!?!?!?!? HOW MUCH MORE ACTION DOES HE WANT IN HIS LIFE?!?!?!?!?
Karan leaves, looking bored (probably in search of action/bungee jump/parasail/whatever floats his boat…) Mihir looks as confused as I feel…
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Tanya comes into some room… Daksha is sticking up Shakira's poster…
Tanya: What is all this?
D: This is "Sakiraaaa"…. When she dances, even old people's hearts go like baboom baboom!!! And young people… Don't ask! And this… This is Arnold Swazzawazza…
She says some bullcrap for Arnold Schwarzenegger calling him Dara Singh or something…
Prajakta: Mummmy… What is all this?!!?
D: Arre you forgot… You and Sawri were pregnant at the same time?? Sunny and Hites!!!!
P: Not Hites… HITESH… HITESH BAJIRAO…
T: Hitesh BajiRao?
Prajakta explains that someone wanted the name HITESH, someone wanted the name BAJIRAO… So they decided to keep both names…
D: Hites BajiRao Chirag Virani… Arre they have been bought up in the colour of America.. Let the come here and be impressed by this.. Then we will make them fully in our Indian colour!!!
Daksha goes and takes down the Shakira poster to show a Sant Gyaneshwar poster under it! Arnold is hiding Lord Krishna under him!
D: I still have to put up the poster of Leo Capricorn!!!!
Ok. That was an extremely half baked comedy scene. Torture.
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Ok.. Apparetly. We've gone back in time and seen all the K-T-B and Daksha Chachi scenes. Coz now we're back to Manthan and Lakshya…
M: Last night, your KT was in MY room… What do you think of that!?!?
Masssssst maaara-maari starts… Nakul jumps in…
Meanwhile, Tulsi is finding proof in Manthan's room.. Lalalla… Damini is all tense seeing Tulsi in the room…. She is making her "Oh I'm a ablaaa dukhiyaaari aurattt" face…
Tanya comes running….
Tan: LAKSHYA!!! NAKUL!!! LEAVE HIM!!!!
Bhoomi come running... Followed by JD, Archita, and KT…
Wait.. Wasn't there a restraining order on KT from getting near Lakshya!?!? I AM THE NEW KT, FROM EFFECT TODAY!!!!!!
KT: LAKSHYA!!!!
Lakshya is given one SOLIDDDDDDDDD slap by Tanya…
Ta: STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tulsi finds the bag… She finds the kurtaa… Lalala… Damini seeing.. Tulsi having slight asthmatic attack seeing all the proof together… Flashes of Manthan making this CUTEEEEEEEE face… Hee hee… Damini makes the "Mother India" face… Tulsi makes the "I have some slapping to do" face and bends down… She finds some tattered cloth…
T: This means… Eklavya is not the criminal!!!!
Finally… You get it!!!
T: Manthan did this!!!
*Nimmi deflates* Aaaaaaaaand we're back to square 1….
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Mayank's playing with a Rubik's Cube… Wow.. Two things I hate… TOGETHER. All the easier to hate… Damini comes is with tears in her eyes/zinda laash look… Mayank smiles… "Psycho" music plays…
Damini holds Mayank's face…
D (thinks): Only I know how much I hate myself after what I did… To save youm I could find no other way….
M: Maaa… my friend Johnny… He says that the earth is round… If it's round like a football, how do we live on it…
D (thinks): Mayank, you are so innocent… Just because you committed a mistake unknowingly, it doesn't mean you should get punished… I have to save you… I have to go against truth and justice… Tanya is a friend and a bahu of this house… But beyond all these relationships, I am first and foremost, a mother… Of such a child who is mentally challenged… To save him…. I have to commit this crime…
All I heard is "Blah blah blah… I committed a crime…"
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Tanya: Lakshya! Arent you ashamed?!?! You are raising your hand at your brother??
L: CHACHI, YOU DUNNO….
Lakshya's Slap-o-Meter count: 2!
Tripti: Tanya!!!! If you hit my son ONE MORE TIME, you will have to face my wrath…
Ta: HE HIT MY SON!!!!! WHAT ABOUT THAT!?!? OVER THAT GIRL!?!? WHO IS SHE IN THIS HOUSE??!
Hee hee… Wont it be amazing if the mothers got down to a cat fight, during which Lakshya-Manthan make peace and go off to get a snack…?
Nakul: Chachi!!!!!! You will not hit Lakshya!!!!!
Ta: Your brother was always rude… Looks like I have to teach you manners too!!!!
She raises her hand to slap him… Buttttttttt…. Tulsi maaaaaaaaa to Nakul's rescueeeee!!!!!!!!!
Manthan looks like "Oh drattt!"
Damini is watching from above…
Tul: I didn't want to stop your hand… But if you have to hit someone, hit Manthan…
Ta: I am not like you, I cant hit my child for his tiny mistakes…!
But somehow, you can slap the crap outta other people's children for small mistakes… Hmmm…
Tul: You're not like me, but you're a woman… As a woman, I want you to hit him who tried to molest a girl…
Bhoomi looks like "Lo… Shuru ho gayi nautanki… Not againnnn…."
Ta: What are you trying to say?
Tul: Raise your hand against your son… He tried to take advantage of a girl…
Manthan, Bhoomi, Lakshya are all shocked…
Tul: He tried to vilify KT!!!!
Ta: ARE YOU MAD??? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING… What do you have against the sons of this house??? Ansh then Eklavya and now Manthan…!!?? The ansh incident seems to have blinded you!!!!!
T: I can see clearly now… (the rainnnn is goneeee!!!!! I CAN SEEE ALLL OBSTACLES IN MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!)
Umm… Hee hee…
T: I can see everything clearly now… I have proof…
KT and Lakshya look… TO say the least… FLABBERGASTED.
Tripti: MAA! THIS IS NOT A JOKE! YOU'RE NOT PLAYING KBC!!!! OPTION A BEING EKLAVYA AND OPTION B BEING MANTHAN! I am not advocating Manthan, I don't even like him… But who knows… Tomorrow, you will accuse my sons… YOU'LL ACCUSE POOR INNOCENT MAYANK!
Damini looks like "Uh-Oh!"
Tul: This is not a joke… This is the truth…. The game was played with Eklavya…
Ta: MANTHAN MANTHAN MANTHAN!!!!!!! Why my son's name?!!?
Tul: I HAVE FOUND KT'S TORN CLOTHES, PICS OF HER ON WHICH HE HAS MADE VARIOUS MARKS… Why Manthan, YOU HATE HER THAT MUCH!?!?!
Manthan makes a defiant face…
Tul: AND I FOUND A KURTA. WHICH HE HID IN HIS ROOM FROM THE POLICE!!!!
M: WHAT NONSENSE…?!?!?! OH TULSI VIRANI… I AM MANTHAN KARAN VIRANI… I HAVE SOME CLASS … How can you even think I'd rape KT?!!?? Rape?!!?!? I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH HER!!!!! And this KURTA?!?!? I think you're going senile… I didn't wear a kurta on Holi… I wore a vest…
Tul: YOU CHANGED FROM THE VEST TO THE KURTA!!!! YOU RAPED KT!!!! SO NOONE WOULD RECOGNIZE YOU!!!! Every time KT insulted you… You wanted revenge… When she put you in your place, you wanted to hurt her…
M: Maaa… I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT… This woman has gone MAD!
Tul: Tell me… You mixed drugs in the thandai.. didn't you!?!?!?
Manthan looks guilty. And looks very very very cute during that process.
M: YES, BUT I….
Tul: THEN??? SO KT LOST CONSCIOUSNESS, SO YOU CAN RAPE HER?!?? YOU RUINED A GIRL'S LIFE!!!!!!
M: YEH SABBBBBB JHOOOOOOOOOOOT HAI!!!!!!!!!!
Omg… hahahahaha…. That was hilarious! He sounded like a 70's ka heroine! Hahaha!
Manthan's Slap-O-Meter counts = 1!!!! 2!!!!
Ta: ENOUGH MAA!!!!!!
Tul: TANYA, I HAVE PROOF!!!!!!!
Ta: WHICH OYU ALSO HAD AGAINST EKLAVYA! What about all that proof!?!?!? Do not think I am Damini and will sarifice my son so you can do as you please with him!!!!!! Bring me more proof!!!!!! And until then, if anyone even dares look at Manthan…. Then "mujse bura koi nahi hoga…" !
Oh now we're scared…. Tanya leaves past Lakshya… Manthan follows her, but not before he and Lakshya share a hate ridden glare… Lakshya looks agitated…
KT sobs and hiccups all confused….
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Tulsi and KT sitting in some room….
Tul: We have committed a big mistake, KT.. I have done a mistake by accusing Eklavya… I have to bring him back…
KT: No Baa… I cant agree with you… I don't think Eklavya is innocent… Whenever I see him, I see only hatred… Whenever I think about who put an eye on me, I can think only of him….
T: Circumstances have played a game with the two of you… In which I too got trapped… How could I have thought that Eklavya would do such a thing!?!?! Why didn't I think he could have been framed…?!?! How didn't I believe him?? What he must have gone trhough when I said that I was mourning his death…
Flashback, flashback, Flashback. Thank you very much.
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Eklavya sitting somewhere… Doing his psycho thing… Remembering all the bad times. La la la la.
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Tanya is bandaging Manthan's hand. Why? I do not know.
Bhoomi: I WILL NOT LEAVE THAT TULSI… She is behind both my brothers…! First Eklavya and now Manthan!
Ta: No Bhoomi… You wont do anything… Tulsi maa always says she will choose her bahu over her sons, if need be… Now her bahu will stand against her for my son.
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Comments: Other than the fighting and the slapping, nothing worth watching.
Star of the Day: Amit Tandon. Who else?
Overall Rating: 4/10
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Indian Idol 15
