Emotional blackmail
> >
> > Mamta ya Suhaag? Wah Ektaji, wah. Emotions ko nichorna koi aap se
> seekhe. Saas Bhi… main case shuru hone ja hi raha tha ki comedy
king
> Inspector Man Singh Chauhan apni bak-bak karne aa gaya. What kind
of
> a pandu is he — sindoor-aur-saree wali aunties ko apna case solve
> karne ke liye kehta hai, aur phir aa kar main-macho-hoon ki acting
> karta hai? Aak thoo!
> >
> > Lagta hai Nandini has forgotten and forgiven Karan and Tanya's
> bewafai. She looked fit and fine today — no rona dhona. Kaise log
> hain yeh saare Aggarwals?
> >
> > The Virani zoo
> >
> > Suniye talented Neetu Kishanchandani ki zubai:
> > "Shanti-Niketan Zoo ke janwaron se miliye:
> > Mihir — owl: Half the time he is in darkness as to what's going on
> > Tulsi — hippopotamus: With her size she cannot be anything else
> > Baa — tortoise: They live for 350 years
> > Savita — chameleon: Bahut jaldi-jaldi colour change karti hai
> > Tanya — elephant: They take longest to deliver (18-23 months)
> > Mohini & Sejal — foxes: Manipulators
> > Gayatri chachi —dog: She is faithful to Savita
> > Harsh — rat: Chuha, murder kar ke bil mein ghus gaya
> > Gautam — monkey: Sirf idhar-udhar kud-ta rahta hai; and
> > Karan-Nandini — love birds and simple cows: Kisi ki bhi baaton
par
> vishvas kar lete hai."
DATED 16TH DEC .MID-DAY NEWSPAPER