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muscleprotein thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
so am i
some jokes??
santa banta
too cumberosme for pics
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Posted: 17 years ago
come on we are almost there

Santa Singh's new Ferarri
Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri.
Banta: Wow Banta, ke gaddi hai (What a car)Kithon laiye (where did you get it from)
Santa:Main highway te lift mung reha se ... Gori Mem aaee te meine kende "want a ride Mr. Singh" I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me "Mr Singh. take anything"
Banta is quite excited and asks "tu ke keeta Santa "
Santa: Mian gaddi lai layee. (I took the car)
Banta: Changa keeta kapde tenu fit bhi nahi aane se (good showyou wouldn't have fit into her clothes)

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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: muscleprotein

so am i

some jokes??
santa banta
too cumberosme for pics

I don't know....I wish someone else was here too😆
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Posted: 17 years ago
There were three wannabe astronauts, a Russian, an American and an Irishman, sitting in a bar.

The Russian says "Us Russians are the best because we were the first in orbit."

The American says "Us Americans are the best because we were the first on the moon."

Then the Irishman says, "Well us Irish are going to be the first on the sun."

With that the American and the Russian look at the Irishman and say "You'll get burnt you idiot."

The Irishman replies, "We're going at night ya morons!"

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Posted: 17 years ago

Hey...India got NSG waver........great news !!

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Posted: 17 years ago
hey ritu you giving finshing touches to 34 or what??
and here is anotehr irishman joke
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course", comes the reply.

The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Ireland," replies the second man.

The first man responds: "That's amazing! I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round for Ireland." And they have another drink.

Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?"

"Dublin" replies the second man.

"I can't believe it" says the first man, "I'm from Dublin also! Let's have another drink for Dublin."

So they have yet another drink.

The first man then asks: "What school did you go to?"

"Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "Class of '71."

"That's amazing!" the first man says, "I went to Saint Mary's and graduated in '71 too!"

About that time, one of the regulars comes in and asks the Bartender "What's been going on?"

"Nothing much" replies the bartender... "Except the O'Reilly twins are drunk again".

muscleprotein thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago

Originally posted by: tvfan1401

Hey...India got NSG waver........great news !!

pls post the article
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Posted: 17 years ago
Am searching...its a great day for india !!
muscleprotein thumbnail
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Posted: 17 years ago
NSG waiver, mus be a relief for Congress after all teh hulla bullooo in Parlament on th nuclear deal
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Posted: 17 years ago
My net has become too slow.......

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