Before i begin lemme say a few abbreviations i am using. these r new....
KN: means kunal nimmo when they r together...
BP: Buffalo pam or in hindi bhaisi pam
well a thnx to twinecool for d brief update...here is the link....
The epi was absolutely fab and a must watch…..here we go….
At KB's house:
Kunal is reading the paper when KK comes in with his resume and says lijiye sir ye aapka resume..aur aapke liye yeh bhi and it's a mobile phone..kunal says par yeh to tumhara phone hai main ise kaise rakh sakta hoon…KK says nahi sir iski zaroorat aapki zyada hai…aur vaise bhi aapke siva mujhe is number pe kaun call karta tha aur jabse aapka phone gaya hai mujhe to is par kise nahi call kiya…to rakh lijiye..kuanl is hesistant but after much insistence from KK he keeps it..he says how can I thank you KK..KK says by keeping this phone..Kunnu hugs KK…all r happy n kunal says chalo ab main chalta hoon…and puts on his coat n from inside wola come rupees tht KK had put inside the coat..kunal se yeh paise..KK tumhare to nahi hai na..kk says nahi sir, aapne mujhe jaise yeh coat diya tha maine vaise hi rakha hai aur vaise bhi aapko to paise rakh ke bhulne ki aadat hai na..kunal is haapy n says sahi waqt pea aye hai..he also says ki pehle to main inhe aise hi tip mein de deta tha pr ab inki value samjh mein aayi hai…nimmo says hurry up u gotta reach nariman point…
Nimmo says chalo..kunal say hello tum kaha aa rahi ho..nimmo says ki mujhe bhi us taraf kaam hai chalo saath saath chalte hai….kunal says okn they leave…outside nimmo says ek min. I left my purse n goes to get it..there she thnx KK for the help n says I saw u keeping d money…KK says kunal has done so much 4 me n dis is nothing….😊
As soon as they leave vik comes n asks 4 kunal..KB says he has gone to find a job..Vik is all surprised and says job n kunal..kunal job karega….
Outside on the road:
KN are walkin down d street and kunal says ek min. lemme call nats..he calls her up n nasts is getting ready( and I don't understand by d clothes she was wearin it was lookina s if she has to go toa gym rather than an office)she picks up the phone n kunal says he..she says kunal….kunnu syas aaj ka tumhara kya program hai..nats asks why..
Kunal: aaj agar tum free ho to mere saath chalo na
Nats: par kaha
Kunal nariman point I am going for a job…
Nats gives most disgusted look and says aaj..aaj to nahi possible ho payega as I have a few meetings lined up..its difficult 2day…kunnu is hurt..😕
Nats says if u want I can send u my car..😡
Kunal is more hurt n says I don't need ur car but u…atb for ur meetings and keeps down the phone…
Kunal says nimmo chalo ab tum bhi jao..nimmo says nahi main tumhare saath chalongi…
K: par tumhe to kaam tha na
N: who kaam itna bhi zaroori nahi hai ki aaj hi karma hai ya phir abhi hi…to main tumhare saath aa rahi hoon..
Kunal looks in awe❤️ n I am telling u he is falling in lob……
Nimmo says chalo ab smile varna jo job mil rahi hai who bhi nahi milegi…kunnu smiles n dey leave..
Inside the taxi:
Nimmo says mujhe phisool kharchi bilkul pasand nahi hai…kya zarrorat thi taxi lene ki..kunal says par aaj humare paas hain na paise..nimmos ays aaj hai aur kal..kunalsays kal to mujhe job mil jayegi na..dekhna mera resume dekh kar flast ho jayenge who log….nimmo says ek baad yaad rakhna kunal roz roz tumhari coat me se paise nahi girenge…kunal says pata hai….
Par jab mujhe job mil jayegi tab sari probs. Solve ho jayengi..i will get a car, house d salary the works nimmo the works..nimmo says lets hope 4 d best n they both smile…
At office no.1
He says to kunal tht everything is good but ur 2 overqualified for the highest post even..so I am sorry we cant afford u..
At office no.2
He says tht due to d strained relations between him n his family we cant take u…
At office no.3
Here kunal gets the job, a good pay packet and everything..he is so happy n goes outside and hugs nimmo sayin I got the job(damn cute)….
He then looks 4 his mobile to call nats but he says o I forgot it inside…when he goes there he overhears d employer praisin him on d phone n also sayin as his relations r strained he will tell us sehgals secrets n help us..kunal is shocked n says mujhe appki naukri ahi karni…haalaki mujhe disown kiya gaya hai apr maine unhe apne se alag nahi kiya hai..sehgals r a part of me….
The mangets angry n says think at it as tumhe kahin aur job nahi milegi till u have sehgal in front of ua s in so many yrs. Of business u have made a lot of rivals….
At the bus stop:
Kunal is all angry n tearin a paper ..nimmo tries n consoles him but he is all angry…he says till I have dis surname I will not get a job..nimmo says there is one place more where we can try….
Sehgal house:
BP is getting kunnu's room locked when dadaji comes(well I have now started supporting dadiji) she asks whts happenin 2 which BP replies tht kunal to yahaan hai anhi na who vaapis aayega to maine socha ki…she gets a good one from dadai n she says ki phir apna dimaag chalaya…mujhe agar tumhare dadajis eladna bhi pada na tab bhi amin kunal ko laungi n she gets d room reopened…..
At a small office:
It is a very small office where d coller even doesn't work properly….kunal is surprised…the man sees kunal n nimmo..he says who wants a job..nimmo says kunal…
He says ki pehle kya karte the.
Nimmo: business
The man: usme ghaata ho gaya hoga..kuch pade ho..
Kunal: haan mba kari hai..
Man laughs n says ba mein to admin maine bhi liya tha par chod di….
Kunal is makin faces..
Man says we want a salesman n tht 2 door 2 door…
Kunal says door 2 door salesman..
Man says yes n d salary is 5000 pm and commisiion extra also daily allowance of rs. 25 for buses..
Kunal is all shocked but nimmo is happy…
D amn asks wht do wanna sell..(n listen to his products…u will die out of laughter..)
BOO BOO UNDERWEAR…😆
Kunal is shocked n d amn says a tagline tht I don't remember…n says agar boo boo ke underwear hum pehnge to boo boo kya pehngi..(hilarious)…😆
The man gets angry n says mazaak soojh raha hai…ja nahi deni naukri..
Nimmos ays anhi ab kunal koi mazaak nahi karega..
He say d second product is
BOBBY AGARBAATI ….😆
He asks kunal wht will u sell n he says bobby..
At KB house
Kunal is tryin to seel the gaarbaati to kb n nimmo by reharsin his line but just not succeeding….kb n nimmo says dis wont work..kunal says waise bhi I don't like d idea of a door to door salesman…
Nimmo then comes out with all his coats n says ki ek kaam karo inme apsie dhoondo..kunal says look don't challenge me….i can do dis..lemme try again…kb says yeh nakli miya biwi ka asli jagda chodo aur practice karo..chalo kunal bahar jao aur phir knock karo…
Kunal goes outside and knocks..kb doesn't open first n kunal says kb..she say mera ghar hai jab bhi kholo…..
Then she opens n says what is…
Kunal all surprised wht is…
Kb haan wht is
Kunal oh wht it is.. he starts off with his lines n forgets them again..kb says oh tumse nahi hoga..tum andar jao main dhikati hoon…n kunal n nimmor inside n kb goes outside..
There is knock n someone says open d door kunal..kunal says kb aap mujhse dadi ki awaaz mein kyon baat kar rahi hai…again d voice says open d door dadi hoon n kunal opens d door n finds her there n d epi ends…
Precap: aniket and BP r scheming again n call up dadaji….
Tum Se Tum Tak
