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Posted: 19 years ago
First Bomb....infact Dynamitee.....Lest Rack... 😉 😳 👏

-Can you slam a revolving door?

-How young can you be, but still die of old age?
-What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

-Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

-If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

-Can you read a picture book?

-Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

-Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

-Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

-If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

-If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

-What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

-What shape is the sky?

-If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

--DON--*Bas abhi ke liye itna kaafi haiiii 😆 .....agla dynamite subah.....n ya it will not be easy like dis....coz.....tht will cum 4rm my brain.. 😆 *

Edited by saara 1 - 19 years ago
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Posted: 19 years ago
DON ji aap apna emoticons thora kam karenge. Aap to Dina ke line par chalne lagae. 😆 😆 Kuch samajh nahi aa raha kya likha hai aapne.

Now throw the bombs. Rest all have left and now me too leaving. Apna kaam jiske liye tankha milti hai usay kar lu abhi. 😆 😆 😆 Subah 5 baje milte hai yaha par. Till then bye.




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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: saara 1

First Bomb....infact Dynamitee.....Lest Rack... 😉 😳 👏


Lest Rack!!!!!!!!!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Dil khush kar ditta Donji tusi to.... Bas tusi apne bombs nu chalu rakho asi aande si huni...

Edited by Bhaskar.T - 19 years ago
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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

DON ji aap apna emoticons thora kam karenge. Aap to Dina ke line par chalne lagae. 😆 😆 Kuch samajh nahi aa raha kya likha hai aapne.

Now throw the bombs. Rest all have left and now me too leaving. Apna kaam jiske liye tankha milti hai usay kar lu abhi. 😆 😆 😆 Subah 5 baje milte hai yaha par. Till then bye.

Ok...emotion kaam.....i try to control lekin hota nahiii😆

Bomb....laga diya haii...wen minnie di sees it...it will blast😆😆😆

Ok me to going.....milte hain subah.....5 bajee....means only 4 hr sleep😭 no prob.....😉.....jo sooya woh khooyaaa😆

--DON--*Tata....Bubyee.....Shabba kheer.....shubrattriii.....Amiyaashchiii....chao chaoooo....😆*

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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Lest Rack!!!!!!!!!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Dil khush kar ditta Donji tusi to.... Bas tusi apne bombs nu chalu rakho asi aande si huni...

Lest Rack!!!!!!!!!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Arre jee....assii...iss kaam vaaste hi toe hainnn.....😳

Bhaii khush...behen khush......aap bhi soo jaakee.....subah miltee hainnnn😆

--DON--*GOODNITEE🤗

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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: saara 1

Arre jee....assii...iss kaam vaaste hi toe hainnn.....😳

Bhaii khush...behen khush......aap bhi soo jaakee.....subah miltee hainnnn

Arae subah ho gayi aap kaha ho DON ji. Ab soona to naseeb mein nahi thha kal raat ko. Lekin ha subah 5 baje yaha IF par zaroor aa gaya hu as promised.😆

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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: Minnie

1. God helps them who help themselves. Now if everyone helps themselves, wouldn't God be jobless?

No, he would become more busy !!! remember, he helps only those who help themselves...so now he gets breaks, lots of it...because on a few actually help themselves....but if everyone helped themselves....God would have to help everyone.....😆

2. Is it better to be an optimist or pessimist since the former sees only the roses and is likely to get hurt by the thorns while the latter who sees only the thorns may miss the roses?

Need to consult a horticulturist.....know nothing about the damn roses !!!

3. Why do most of our Global Moderators in IF have pics of dolls in their AV's ?

Why, because we look like one !! 😳

4. The early bird catches the worm. What does the late bird catch (and if nothing, how does it survive)?

They survive by the birdfeeders 😆

5. Two heads are better than one. How many heads are the best?

Ahhh......must call my associates to decide.....need teamwork !!!

6. Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm not. What am I?

ton !!!!!

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Good ones... But will send you a PM soon regrading some of the replies 😆 Yaha nahi bolunga main...........

Edited by Bhaskar.T - 19 years ago
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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: adi_0112

You wake up at 5 in the morning and I go to bed at 5 in the morning !!!

And me.... started working and when finished and decided to go to the hostel to sleep found it was already past 5am. 😆

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Posted: 19 years ago
Hellllllllllllllllo Minnie Diiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kya haal chaal hai??? Get well sooooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🤗


read all 31 pages!!! phew!!!!!!!!!!!! and they were simply great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏 👏 👏 was rolling on the ground for everything i understood!!! 😳 (*ahemahem*tamil*ahemahem*) 😆 😆 😆

and simply loved Priya Di's questions hehe

will come up with some questions, although i am "away" lol I will post some questions for sure.

take care 🤗
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Posted: 19 years ago

Originally posted by: saara 1


🤗🤗..Aap kahan thiiiii....😭.....main theek hoon..😃...Asli bombs ready hain dont u worry sis......gang....kiya......Bush....Binladen aur Saddam.......mere assistants bhii haiin meri help ke liyeee😉😆....Adi bhaii....woh bade bhaii ko bheejna zara......bomb bade bhaare hainn.....thoda kaam karana haiiii😆

Haila.....mere aane se pehlee hii....chotee chotee bombss.....aa gayeee....tahnxx anu di...n priya dii...love ya both...yeh raha mera NUCLEAR BOMB.....😉😆......



haila DON 😲 tumne toh bada - bada nuclear bomb fenkdiya 😆😆 mere aur priya chechi ke weapons ko hum paltan ke liye use kar sakte hain.. bechari minnie, pata nahin kahaan hain kal se?

Mere phone lines kharab ho gaye thee.. 😭😭 isiliye main online nahin aa saki.. but now back into action,, 😛

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