🤣 **Amrit's school of craziness**🤣
21)y r u busy this whole week? main ye sara week free hun?yaar hamesha aise hi to hota hai… dun worry uni se khoob baatein hongi…bill unpe.. cheer up!!!
22)heathrow pe kuch exciting huya?hehe kuch hua toh tha… bata doon inko bhi?... acha well for those that don't know heathrow is da name of an airport… so a few weeks back I went to see my dad of at the airport… aur wahaan ponchte hi everybody desserted me with the luggage… haye… so henna was coming slowly slowly behind them with all the luggage… per henna saw something are uske dimaag mein ek masti aayi… u know ppl b waiting at the airport for the ppl they are receiving for the first time with a signboard in their hand…toh henna being henna went up to one person aur poocha aap kiska wait kar rahi hain… aur usne signboard dikhaya… yaar I looked at the board for a good few mins… phir maine mudh k kaha yeh to main nahi hoon and I ran off before he could get his jooteh ready…yaar u should have seen the murderous look on his face…hehe…
23)oh n yes..aaj london bridge pe traffic tha k nahin?yaar kis din nahi hota…honestly all of London is like that.. both car traffic aur ppl traffic bhi its very busy.. aur tujhe jo itna yaad aata hai na… I took snaps of it for u especially…will pm them to u!!!
24)write atleast 5 jokes (shuldn't b a difficult job 4 u)acha I will tell u per yeh mere jokes nahi hain even I don't know kiske hain
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!Yeh wala is a fav…
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hoon, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
25)kabhi dictionary padhi hai? (silly of me too ask this na) only jub hum wo game rediff pe khel rahi the… apart from that only my medical dictionary
26)dedicate a song to the me and hussain.(two separate songs ok..ek se kaam nahin chalega) kya yaar am not kanjoos tum kaho I will sing 100 songs for uFor Amrit:
Jind Mahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja MahiVe
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Jind Mahi Ve Soni Soni Aaja Mahi Ve
Everybody Sing Soni Soni Aaja Mahi VeThat's The Way Mahi Ve....
kyun kaisa raha?
For Hu: (I think u already know)
ab mujhe raat din tumhara hi khayal haiKya kahoon pyaar mein deewano jaisa haal hai….deewano jaisa haal hai tumhara hi khayal hailast time tumne ek question poocha tha, jisse answer karne mein mujhe bahut problem aayi thi..ur turn now
27)write a love letter to hussain (word limit 200 words.strictly) assume that he is unmarried yaar kaha na tumhe purani baatein bhool jao… ab mujhe bohut problem ho rahi hai…😆 iske liye sochne ka waqt mile sakta hai ma'am?😳28)what if i came to ur house? (i know u won't faint) Faint hone mein time kyun waste karoon… waise bhi I wont faint per tumhari koi guarantee nahi k mujhe dekte hi u'll be on the floor laughing as usual… I would invite u in obviously unless tumne door pe kadhe ho kar sab baatein karni hai…hehe actually no I would be upset u didn't let me come to Heathrow to get u…. phir tum mera sign dekh kar mujhe keh sakti thi yeh main hoon…per mujhe samaan k saath mutt chod na
29)mujhe kahan lekar jayogi? (kisi height wali jagah aur beech ko chod k ) tum gubrati kyun ho…tumhe kuch nahi karoongi… acha I will take u uni..tum chori chupe mere saath lecture mein bait kar meri harkatein dekhna per plz zyaada zor se hussna mutt nahi to Henna will get told off aur tumhe bhaag na hoga before security ask for ID card hehe… haan after uni we'll go for icecream I'll show the lovely London Bridge jo tum itna yaad karti ho..its only 5mins away… hum Queen k ghar(Buckingham palace) b jayeinge chai pee kar chalienge wahan se to Picadilly…wahan we'll go a Casino called Trocadero hehe… the biggest in London per koi pooche to ur 18 ok… after masti wahaan Trafalgar Square chalienge…photo shoot wagera khatum hone k baad I'll show u Big Ben… houses of Parliament…the London eye…the prime ministers House… yaar lots too do… tumhe waapis jaane mein koi jaaldi to nahi hai na?... I gotta take u on the fast rides too (at Chessington) per thats out of London will take whole day to come n go… yaar abhi have jus started… starting k liye this is enuff na?oh ho..last question itni jaldi aa gaya? abhi to maine poochna shuru hi kiya tha
30)a day with hussain in london or a day with ur hubbie watching wasim playing? (u very well know who ur hubby is) yaar har din to London ghoomti hoon… a chance to watch wasim is my dream… nahi jaane doongi… aur waise bhi main apne hubby ko kisi ke liye bhi nahi chod sakti… so I will go with him to watch wasim… per its ok Hussain ko main sub jugah ka bata doongi he and Tina can enjoy… no problemnow some extra questions -
1)what do u think about the question paper? Was extremely Hilarious chote.. per I jus wish mere paas aur waqt hota then I would have done it better
2)any honemoon plans?ooppss Bohut hain per mere nahi uske 😳
3)r u expecting a surprise from some1?Nahi…kyun kuch karne wali ho kya?...
4)if not chicken, then what u'll prefer eating?if not chicken phir mujhe rice pasand hain…especially Chinese
5)is london a good place? Yeh its kewl
6)is the person asking these question good?sirf good?...tum toh angel ho… Henna ko khabi tang kiya hai kya tumne?last but not the least...
*How do u operate a bomb?maine sahi tarah se operate kiya na ya fir koi kami reh gayi?plz bata dena ok.so that nxt time main succesful ho jayun was perfect yaar…zor se laga… on target partner!!!