Previously : Sumit and Kumkum once again fight with each other, when they both incidentally bump into each other and blame each other for the same. They then go to their class, where they meet a new Professor, Prof. Tomar, who is very strict. He tells them about their tutorial and lab groups, and Kumkum and Sumit discover that they are in the same group in both.
SCENE 23
The ICE 1st year students, batch P1, had their first Physics Lab that day. They all headed towards the lab. They entered inside, attended their roll call and received the experiments allotted to them for the day. The last group of batch P1, group no. 21, was made up of the strangest combination in the whole class, Kumkum and Sumit, who could not stand each other, and their 3rd group mate was a boy called Gyaneshwar, or, Gyani, as everyone preferred to call him.
Gyani was a tall, fair boy. Just one look at the boy's face, and anyone in the world could tell that he was the dumbest person on the earth. 😆 😆 Not only was he dumb, but he was irritating as well. He neither worked himself, nor let others work. Though the college had started just 3 days back, everyone in the class knew the reasons and ways to avoid him. 😉
In the physics lab that day, group no. 21 was assigned an experiment called the Kater's Pendulum. In this experiment, there was a rod shaped pendulum, which had to be oscillated to and fro, in whichever direction, it didn't really matter. But when it comes to Sumit and Kumkum, every little thing matters a lot, as it can contribute to a whole new reason for fighting, and this is what exactly happened.
It had been just 45 minutes since the lab had started, but Sumit Kumkum's fight had broken over, 😆 and that too on a simple topic – the direction of oscillation of the pendulum.😆 But this time, the fight was a little different, the huge arguments between Sumit Kumkum were punctuated by Gyani's questions, and self explanatory answers. 😆
Sumit : dekho.. isse left se oscillate karate hain..
Kumkum : nahi.. isse right se oscillate karwaate hain..
Sumit : maine bola naa left se..
Kumkum : main keh rahi hoon naa right se..
Sumit : tumhe badha pata hai??
Gyani : Kumkum tumhe sab pata hai?? Very good.. 😆 😆
Kumkum ignored him.
Kumkum : haan.. mujhe sab pata hai.. aur sab sahi pata hai.. samjhe..
Sumit : pichhle saal fail hui thi kya issi college mein..
Gyani : Kumkum tum fail-year ho??? 😆 😆
Kumkum ignored him once again.
Kumkum : kyaa???
Sumit : aur nahi toh kya… keh toh aise rahi ho ki sab aata hai jaise pichhle ek saal se yehi sab kar rahi ho..
Kumkum : tumhare jaisa badtameez ladka maine aaj tak apni zindagi mein nahi dekha.. tum.. tum..
Gyani : Sumit tum ladkiyon ke saath badtameezi karte ho?? 😆 😆
Sumit too ignored him.
Sumit : ye tumhari badhi galat aadat hai.. tum.. tum.. keh ke atak jaati ho.. apna sentence poora kiya karo..
Kumkum : poora toh karma chahti hoon… par kya karun.. shabd hi nahi mil rahe..
Gyani : Shabd?? Par Shabd mil rahe nahi hota, mil raha hota.. aur oh abhi mil bhi nahi sakta kyunki Shabd toh CSE mein hai naa.. voh toh apni class attend kar raha hoga 😆 😆…
As usual, he was ignored once again.
Sumit : voh toh tumhe milenge bhi nahi.. kyunki Sumit Wadhwa ki smashing personality ko jo poori tarah describe kar sake voh shabd bane hi nahi…
Gyani : shabd bane hi nahi.. matlab??.. tum kya naye shabd banana waale ho ab ??dictionary likhne waale ho?? 😆 😆
Nobody paid heed to his comments.
Kumkum : yeah right… kyunki ghatiya shabd banana wale log bahut kam hain…
Sumit : tumhare kehne ka matlab kya hai.. ki main ghatiya insaan hoon…
Gyani : kya?? Sumit tum khud keh rahe ho ki tum ek ghatiya insaan ho.. 😆 😆
Kumkum : maine toh aisa kuch nahi kaha… lekin agar tumhe aisa lagta hai toh tumhari marzi…
Sumit : tum.. tum..
Kumkum : ye bahut galat aadat hai tumhari.. tum.. tum.. keh ke atak jaate ho.. apna sentence poora karma chahye samjhe.. varna log samjhenge ki tumhe dhang se bolna bhi nahi aata..
Gyani : Sumit tumhe dhang se bolna bhi nahi aata?? Toh tum abhi baat kaise kar rahe ho.. koi tumhari aawaaz ko dub kar raha hai peechhe se.. 😆 😆
Sumit : dekho madam.. bahut ho gayi tumhari bakwaas.. mere paas itna faaltoo time nahi hai.. chup-chaap meri baat suno aur iss pendulum ko left se oscillate karwaao aur experiment khatam karo..
Kumkum : kyun sunoo main tumhari baat huh… isse toh main right se hi oscillate karwaaungi..
Gyani : kyun naa hum isse centre mein rakh ke oscillate karwaayein?? 😲 😆
Sumit and Kumkum, who were both fuming with anger on each other, got irritated with Gyani's idiotic questions and suggestion.
Sumit : centre se??
Gyani : haan..
Kumkum : kyun??
Gyani : kyunki main tum dono ki ladhai band karwaana chahta hoon…
Sumit : centre se oscillate karwaane se hamati ladhaai band ho jaayegi??
Gyani : haan.. dekho tum left-left kar rahe ho.. Kumkum right-right kar rahi hai.. agar hum isse centre se oscillate karwaayenge toh tum dono ki ladhaai band hi jaayegi naa.. no left, no right, only centre you see..
Kumkum starts applauding this *brilliant* idea of Gyani, while Sumit starts laughing. Gyani thinks they are appreciating his idea, so he feels a little embarrassed, but happy, and goes a little pink in the face.
Sumit : see see.. Gyani is blushing.. ohho… 😆 😆
Kumkum : ab blush toh karega hi naa… usne itna superb idea diya hai ki mujhe taaliyaan bajaani padhi…
Sumit : very well done Gyani.. tumhe pata hai vaise toh ye kanjoos kabhi taaliyaan nahi bajaati.. lekin tere iss mind-blowing idea ne isse bhi majbor kar diya teri akkal ko salaam karne ke liye..
Gyani feels ecstatic and Kumkum bursts out laughing.
Kumkum : err Gyani… tumhe poora yakeen hai??
Gyani : kis baat pe??
Sumit (laughing hard) : iss baat pe ki tum insaani prajaati ke hi ho… 😆 😆
Kumkum (almost falling from her chair laughing) : kaise sawaal pooch rahe ho Sumit… of course Gyani insaan nahi hai… ye toh doosre planet se aaya hua ET hai… jo hum sab se kahin zyada intelligent hai.. tabhi toh ye pendulum ko centre mein rakh ke, bina use hilaye, usse oscillate karwayega… 😆
Sumit : bhai baat toh sahi hai… lekin kya karein.. hum toh insaan hain naa.. humein toh insaani tareeke se hi experiment karma padhega.. issliye ek kaam karte hain.. hum even no. of readings lete hain.. ek baar left se… ek baar right se.. alright?
Kumkum : fine.. so we start with..
Sumit : left obviously…
Kumkum raises her eyes, but lets go, because she was still in a good mood because of Gyani.
Kumkum : ok… lets start.. tum oscillate karwaao isse… main readings leti hoon..
And both of them started doing the experiment, still laughing whole-heartedly, with Gyani standing confused, because he didn't understand what had just happened 😆 😆…
Meanwhile Sumit, Kumkum had forgotten everything about their fight, and were happily doing the experiment together. For the first time after meeting each other, they had realized that they could along very well if they wanted to or if someone like Gyani came and forced them to be united in just one thing, it didn't matter if that one thing was making fun of each other. This thought crossed both of their minds, and both of them decided to talk to each other about this after the lab, so that they could live on amicably, without fighting.
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