Preggy Prags Drabble Marathon ~ Thread open for all to post

Hi guys,

Now that I have popped, my creativity has suddenly come to say hello! These are some small drabbles I have been penning down all through out my pregnancy and are directly inspired from real life experiences (well a little exaggerated and AbhiGya-fied for fun)

I remember having read some really amazing and funny/intense/angsty stuff on Pragya's pregnancy - I was hoping maybe we could just make one thread and everyone gets to put down drabbles, OS, SS and FF's on Pragya pregnancy here! It will be kind of a One Stop Shop'!

I am making this thread anyway, along with 9 starter drabbles (as an ode to the 9 long tiring months)!!

Also, I would like to dedicate this drabble marathon to my one day old daughter Rene'e Ahluwalia (a.k.a. Roo ) and her dad, who for whom the party has just begun! :D

On that note, having fun reading!! And please hit a like and/or leave a comment if you enjoyed these!! Also, if you have more to share, please post them here!!

Love,

Aafrah

Drabble #1 - NO BAKED BEANS FOR YOU

P - I want baked beans and toast. Now! Now! Now!

A - No baby, no baked beans for you.

P - But why? I am preggers!! It's a craving! Just get it!!

A - No I don't want to scare chotu!

P - Why will chotu get scared of baked beans and toast?

A - Will you ever fillet a fish in front of our aquarium?

P - Err..no..but hows it relevant?

A - Exactly, you don't eat what you pet! Didn't the gynac show us that chotu is about the size of a baked bean right now? How would he feel seeing a fellow baked bean being digested right before him by the moster called mom? So no baked beans.

P - In one conversation you turned chotu into a fish and a baked bean *angry*

A - Prags I just drew a simile baby, like how you wouldn't want to hurt our fishes Alpha', Beta' and Gama' by filleting those yummy pomfrets by their aquarium, same way you wouldn't want to terrify chotu by digesting a bean!!

P - I only fillet fishes inside the kitchen because it's messy to do it anywhere else!!! Also chotu is not a PET!! And chotu can't see these things!!! Why do you have to argue lame??

A - Phew monster pregnancy hormones! (to himself)

P - Excuse me!!! *fuming*

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Drabble #2 - SPICY LADDOO STRIKES AGAIN

P - No, no, no, make it go away Abhi!!

A - No, no, no, just one last bite baby - daadi said its good for health. I specially got it made from my dietician.

(P eats)

5 mins later

Sarla - Pragya beta, look what I got for you? My spicy laddoos!!

P - No, no, no!!! No more please!! They are shit spicy and disgusting!!

Sarla - Betaji, if you care for all the efforts I put in to make it for you, you will have it - its good for you bacha, just have it.

(P eats)

10 mins later

Daadi - Pragyaaa, dekh beta what I made for you? You have one each day, and my great grandchild comes out healthy and well fed as an emperor!

P - Kya hain daadi?

Daadi - Laddoo

P - NOOO

(Oh, and P eats) :D

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Drabble #3 - TRYING NOT TO BE SEXY

P - Abhi if you eat one more of those ghee laden parathas meant for me, I swear I will kill you!

A - But they are so tasty! Daadi made them with her own hands and you don't like ghee anyway!

P - Its full of carbs and its unhealthy and you've not hit the gym, I can see that paunch competing with mine now! You've got to stop baby!

A - Baby you're not getting this, I need to un-sexy myself. It's a part of an ulterior plan!

P - And that would be? *amused*

A - Because you'll be really balloony soon, and then I will look too irresistibly sexy next to you, what if the other sexy girls think they stand a chance with me? I don't want my super sexiness to cause rift between us! *makes innocent face*

P - SERIOUSLY? Balloony'? That's not even a word!! *fumes*

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Drabble #4 - CHAMPS HIGH-FIVE

P - Abhi, I have noticed, chotu has started to love me more than you! Everytime you say something mean, he kicks inside to show his disapproval!

A - Really? Lets see, Pragya you're such a bore.

*baby kicks inside*

P - See, see he kicked!!!! Try again!!

A - Pragya you're so much fun!

P - See, no kick!

*Abhi thinks for a moment and suddenly smiles*

A - We will do it again. Fuggy is a big fugga' now!

*then abhi gently pats Pragya's tummy where chotu kicks*

A - See you read this wrong!! Everytime I say the truth, he high-fives me! See, Fuggy is silly!

*High-fives*

A - Fuggy is a chashmish

*High-fives*

A - Chotu loves papa more

*High-fives*

P - Urghhh

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Drabble #5 - FOETAL MUSIC CLASSES

A - No, no, chotu, it's not dum dim dim dim, its dum di dum di dum!

*while gently tapping Pragya's belly*

A - Yes champ you're close! Try again! Dum di dum di dum!

*while gently tapping Pragya's belly*

P - Er..Abhishesk, what are you doing?

A - Sshh...teaching chotu his first lessons in drumming!

P - Umm...how exactly? *exasperated*

A - Cant you see, I am drumming and he is following!!

P - Baby, he is just kicking!! And mind you, he's grown up now, it's hurting!

A - Sshh..please co-operate and don't disrupt the class

P - Kill me, Kill me!!!!! *fuming*

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Drabble #6 - CHOTU WINKS

A - There, there, there, did you see it? Pause and rewind. Yes, yes, there, see!!

P - What?? What am I supposed to see that's new? This is the 7^th time we are watching the same USG report!

A - Follow chotu's eyes through 3.14 through 3.16. Be careful, it will go in a flash!!

P - Baby, what is it? I didn't see anything

A - Didn't you see, chotu winked!!! Like father like son! Even I thought your gynac was kind of cute! *smirks*

P - Abhishek Prem Mehra, that was a momentary lapse of signal causing blurry image! My chotu isn't like you! He respects women and doesn't wink! *head held high*

Shit he just winked again! :O

A - Attaboy!

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Drabble #7 - HAPPY LOVE

P - Abhishesk chotu's on a kick marathon again, I can't sleep!

A - Not in the middle of the night Fuggi!! I am sleeping!

P - I don't care!! I need to sleep!! I need that!!

A - No champ, no live performance now. However...

*fetches his earphones and plugs one bud close to the navel and plays Happy Love'*

After a few minutes.

P - I think he's calming down. *relaxes*

A - Lets sleep quickly before he realizes this in not live but recorded!!

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Drabble #8 - SELFIE WITH CHAMP

A - Fuggi, hurry up we have an emergency USG to go for.

P - When was this scheduled? Last time we went for check-up, doc said things were fine. *surprised*

A - No, no she called half an hour back, and she feels we need one. Lets go.

P - That's strange...but okay lets go.

*at the USG room while the monitor displays chotu's movement*

P - Abhi, just what on earth are you doing???

A - Wait Fuggi, let me touch up my hair, it's my first selfie with champ *standing next to the monitor*

*P amused*

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Drabble #9 - PEE BREAK

P - Aaarrrggghhh...nurse is the dialation enough??

Nurse - Not quite ma'am, but you're close!

A - Try harder baby!

*few hours later*

P - Nurse how much longer????

Nurse - Ma'am you're there, let me get the surgeon

A - Shit

P - Whaaattt??? *screaming*

A - Fuggi please contract for 5 mins!

P - What?? But my uterus is already contracting and vagina dilating! Arghhh

A - No, no, reverse! Contract vagina and dilate uterus!!

P - W*F Why?? Aaaraggghhh

A - To hold chotu inside for 5 mins longer

P - Why??

A - Fuggi please don't hate me, but I really really need to Pee!

P - SO? *fuming*

A - Just wait for 5 mins let me pee and in my return queue, chotu pops out okay? I have to go its urgent!!

P - I have to control a baby-filled uterus because you have a disobedient bladder?!?!?! Arghhh *starts throwing imaginary stones at Abhi is irritation*

*chotu is not sure what to do* :D

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Hey guys, do let me know which one is your favourite (if any!!)