Starting with some definitions today. In KKB land:
Engagement - wrong people are coupled
Marriage - miserable life for one or both, usually a never ending GRE, GMAT, or USMLE - exam like life for female lead to prove she's worthy of hubby
Wedding - open event for criminal acts
Divorce - a test to find out if the couple still loves each other
Challenge - girly fight for the guy, usually mean vs geek girl
Romance - rare scraps of niceness before couples split up
Pregnancy - ticket to goon club, fame, and money
Villains - rich kids who get to do cool things and win - like frat boys
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