KKB Fun post 2- Poor-Rub's Kumkum Bhagya :-D

By- Gayatri(23/1/2016)

This post is for all KKB viewers. Abhigya shippers please don't skip it thinking of it as 'only for Rabul/Purab/Arnal lovers post'.😛

PS- I had written it on the 23^rd and have been trying to post it since them but somehow my Bhagya' wasn't allowing me..uff!

Hi😊

Warning- For 18- & crazy 18+ (immature content) :-D😆

Disclaimer- This is a Kuch Bhi' fun post intended obviously to make you all smile & laugh. It is a crazy concoction of humour, reel and real duniya and sarcasm. It is a MAD MAD post rather. I have used Hinglish(Hindi &purposely weird/awkward English at places). Like I said in my previous fun post too, just a comical sketch it is..no intention to sprinkle and rub salt into wounds or hurt any KKB sentiments. I love Purab, Bulbul, Abhi & Pragya. No offence.I am sure that if you can bear the show, you can handle my post too.

A request- I know it is long. But do read it till the end to have a blast. *Gayatri in rockstar style* "You gotta read it fulle(fully), to rock it baibyy"

The post has 3 parts all of which are posted on Pg-1. Scroll down & take a look at the epilogue just beneath this post.

Fun post 2- Poor-Rub's Kumkum bhagya

Purab- *Sings Intezaar like Kaya(Udita Goswami) of film Paap and does everything she does in the video that I am posting beneath.**Hums, squawks, yells & roars the song and is so melodious at times that his voice sounds like that of the original singer Anuradha Paudwalji**He has the same song playing on his I-pod with its headphones in his ears. Also, for a better effect he has the song blaring on loudspeakers too!

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLs0_aRVahU[/YOUTUBE]

So this is what Purab has been singing...

Intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar..
Intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar..

Meri subahon ko teri shaamon ka
Meri shaamon ko tere vaadon ka
Meri raaton ko tere khwabon ka
Meri neendon ko teri baahon ka
Mere jazbon ko teri chaahon ka
Behaki-behaki si kuchh khataaon ka
Khoobsurat se kuchh gunaahon ka

Intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar..

Apne dilbar ka, apne humdam ka, apne janam ka.. intezaar
Surkh phoolon se mahaka rasta hai
Dil to mera magar zard patta hai
Paas aankhon ke sabz manzar hai
Dil ka mausam to phir bhi banjar hai
Mehki-mehki si kuchh hawaon ka
Bheegi-bheegi si kuchh ghataon ka

Intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar..

Apne baadal ka, apni barish ka, apne saawan ka intezar
Apni dhadkan ka, apni saanson ka, apne jeene ka intezar

Koi badli kabhi is tarah aayegi
Pyaas sadiyon ki pal mein bujh jaayegi
Tujhko lauta ke meri aagosh mein
Dekhna waqt ki nabz tham jaayegi
Aisa hone ke kuchh duaaon ka
Umra bhar jo mile un panahon ka

Intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar..

Tere aane ka, tujhko paane ka, phir na jaane ka intezaar
Tere aane ka, tujhko paane ka, phir na jaane ka intezaar

Intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar.. intezaar..

Abhi- "Purab, Bulbul is dead. Chill dude."

Purab- "Nooo...she can't be...Meri maang mein Bulbul ke naam ka Kumkum abhi bhi hai..."

*lifts and pushes his fringes back* "Dekh Abhi jab tak yeh nahi mitega...Bulbul mere liye zinda rahegi..use kuch nahi ho sakta!"

Abhi- *Sees red Kumkum on Purab's forehead extended into parting of his hair* "Bulbul mar chuki hai Purab. Is Kumkum ko bhi mitna hoga Bulbul ki yaadon ke saath."

Purab- "Par is Kumkum aur Bulbul ki yaadon par mera haq hai."

Abhi- *ignores* *tries rubbing Purab's Kumkum off of his forehead and parting of hair**fails* *rubs more forcefully* *fails*

*Brings an ink eraser and rubs harder using it* *fails*

Purab- "Abhi tu yeh kya kar raha hai??!?"

Abhi- "Tu chup reh Purab. Bohot ho gaya tera."

*Being the adamant self that he is, he doesn't stop and brings soap and water...and washes Purab's forehead and parting**fails yet again*

Purab- *Now a drenched Poor-rub** but still in his no complaints, no demands', free to use property', calm and determined mode*

"Dekha?? Maine kaha than a jab tak meri maang mein Bulbul ke naam ka Kumkum hai Bulbul ko kuch nahi ho sakta!"

Abhi- "Ruk main abhi Whitener/ White correction fluid laata hoon."

Bulbul- *GRAND ENTRY* *Kajol as Bulbul* *If you love Mrunal like I do, imagine Kajol wearing Mrunal's mask (like in the show Ek Tha Raja Ek Thi Rani, Rani Sulakshana is shown to be back from the dead but later on it turns out be some woman wearing her mask) and see her playing Mrunal only i.e. acting, talking, behaving and looking exactly like Mrunal or you could think that after plastic surgery Mrunal's original face is restored but Kajol is playing it wearing a Mrunal mask. Weird weirdo logic but anything for Mrunal/Arnal/Rabul love!*(Watch this video from 3.05sec-4.32sec if you don't know about this mask theory or wish to see how it works! ;-))

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITUwpyEFeEw[/YOUTUBE]

So,

Bulbul- *Grand entry*(Kajol playing Mrunal playing Bulbul)

BG Music- (Prem Ratan Dhan Payo background score) as in

Te ne ne ne ne na..Te na na ne na...

Ni ni sa sa re re sa sa...Ni Ni Re...(please listen to the video below from 0.50 sec -1.14 sec to know the effect if you don't know what I am talking about)

"Uski( Whitener lane ki) koi zarurat nahi hai jiju!

Main Vapas Aa Gayi Hoon.

Main Vapas Aa Gayi Hoon.

Main Vapas Aa Gayi Hoon." *Pride and a pretty smile on her face and a classy body language to go along with it*

*She walks in holding a Camlin Red Permanent Marker Pen in one hand and a box full of it in the other...hands spread out and raised to the height of her shoulders*

Abhi- TUM??? *Pankaj Kapur of the movie Shaandaar style*

Poor-rub- *As he(his heart and mind) finishes singing and imagining the whole song Bulbul Ratan Dhan Payo' with him in place of Sonam Kapoor doing exactly what she does in the following video, he hugs Bulbul tighly* *Tears of mixed emotions roll down his cheeks*

People, conveniently imagine Purab in Sonam Kapoor's place ,Bulbul in Salman Khan's place and Pragya in the elder sister's (Swara Bhaskar's) place and Abhi in the little sister's place in this video respectively for that is what Poor-rub did.(Do do watch this video and see how everybody reacts err I mean see what Purab dreams!)

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPk9bSvQQoc [/YOUTUBE]

Bulbul Ratan Dhan Payo

Sukh dukh jhoothe
Dhan bhi jhootha
Jhoothi moh-maaya
Saccha mann ka wo kona jahaan
Bulbul ratan paaya
Bulbul ratan paaya..

ni ni sa sa re re sa sa...

Payo... Payo...
Laayo... Chaayo
Aayo... Gaayo..
Payo...

Saiyan tu kamaal ki
Baatein bhi kamaal ki
Laaga rang jo tera(tere kumkum ka)
Hua main kamaal ka

Payo re payo re payo re payo re payo
Payo re payo re payo re payo re payo re..
Bulbul ratan dhan payo (payo..)
Bulbul ratan dhan payo (payo..)
Rut milan ki laayo
Bulbul ratan..
Bulbul ratan dhan payo maine (payo..)
Bulbul ratan dhan payo

Kya main dikha doon
Yaa main chupa loon
Jo dhan hai mann mein
Yeh bhi na jaanu
Bajne lagi kyun sargam si tann mein
Khushiya si hai aangan mein

Chehre pe aaye meri rangatein gulaal(kumkum) ki
Laaga rang jo tera(tere kumkum ka) hua main kamaal ka

Payo re payo re payo re payo re payo
Payo re payo re payo re payo re payo re..
Bulbul ratan dhan payo (payo..)
Bulbul ratan dhan payo (payo..)
Mann gagan par chayo
Bulbul ratan..
Bulbul ratan dhan payo maine (payo..)
Bulbul ratan dhan payo

Mujhko the ghere jitne andhere
Ho gaye door sabhi
Sab sapno ki
Sab rishton ki paa li keemat bhi
Bulbul ko main samjha
Kisi ne na ki meri
Tune jo sambhaal ki
Laaga rang(kumkum) jo tera hua main kamaal ka

Payo re payo re payo re payo re payo
Payo re payo re payo re payo re payo re..
Bulbul ratan dhan payo (payo..)
Bulbul ratan dhan payo (payo..)
Aaj mann bhar aayo
Bulbul ratan..
Bulbul ratan dhan payo maine (payo..)
Bulbul ratan dhan payo

Chaayo.. Aayo..
Laayo.. paayo..
Paayo

Bulbul- "Dekha Poor-rub maine kahaa tha na...Is Kumkum ko lagaane se tumhare suhaag par aanch bhi nahi aa sakti.

Permanent Kumkum implies Tum hamesha suhaagan/suhaagi rahoge aur main ayushmaan!

Isliye main tumhaare liye is Camlin Red Permament Marker Pen ka 1 aur box laayi hoon."

Poor-rub- "Thank you Bulbul. Mujhe laga tha sirf main hi tumhaare liye saari zindagi gifts laaunga."

Bulbul- "Shut up Poor-rub...Tum hi laaoge!...Yeh bhi toh mere liye hi hai na..Tum Kukum lagaoge, toh meri hi umar lambi rahegi na...Tumhare Kumkum se akhir meri lifeline judi hai. Toh yeh bhi indirectly tumhaari taraf se mujhe hi gift hai..meri lambi umar/lifeline ka gift! How sweet of you Poor-rub!"

Abhi- TUM??!!? *Pankaj Kapur of the movie Shaandaar style*

Poor-rub- "Accha Baba..theek hai..jaisa tum kaho.."

*About to kiss Bulbul to express love & relief*

Bulbul- *whispers* "Abhi nahi Poor-rub...Pehle Di aur Jiju Ek Ho Jayein Fir...Yeh meri Bulbul Pratigya' hai."

Poor-rub- *pouts*

Abhi- TUM??!!?? Yeh kya ho raha hai bhaiyya yeh kya ho raha hai?!? *Now channelling his inner Pankaj Kapur and Amitabhji of Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai movie together*

Poor-rub-" Abhi bhai, dekh nahi raha- kuch nahi kuch nahi pyaar ho raha hai...!!!!!!!"

*not entertaining Abhi any further*

"Par Bulbul tum kahaan chali gayi thi?"

Bulbul- "Kahin nahi Poor-rub...Tumhe to pata hai na that I love adventure. Mera adventure sports khelne ka bohot mann tha & I needed a break from you all...Hospital mein plastic surgery & all...umm...Hospital ki wajah se life mein bhi bore ho gayi thi..life mein kuch to mazaa..thrill hona chahiye na!

Toh bas main chali gayi Bungee Jumping karne Khaai mein..

Mujhe laga Khaai mein Bungee Jumping is soo soo cool"

Poor-rub- "Par us din Pragya di ne tumhe kudte hue dekha tha."

Bulbul- "Haan..but unhone baad mein check kahaan kiya? Tumne bhi nahi kiya! Mujhe pata tha koi nahi karega.

Woh toh maine Di ke aane se pehle hi transparent/kapdon se merge ho jaane waale colour ki rassi band rakhi thi...aur apne saath spare parachute aur torch bhi liya tha...Thode din maine jungle mein camping ki...trekking ki...Kya mazaa aata hai camp fire jalaakar jungli fruits aur veggies khaane mein. Aur mujhe laga tum logon ko puchingi toh permission nahi doge...Toh suicide ka bahaana karke chali gayi...Aur tumhe to pata hai na Mrunal ne quit kar diya KKB, isliye bhi..ye sab..you know...!"

Abhi- "TUM???"

Bulbul- "Haan..Jiju...MAIN...For God's sake, will you YOU stop the Pankaj Kapur that dwells in you..I mean will you stop your Tum..TUM...'??!?

Abhi- "Par Tum..."

Poor-rub- "Lekin Maa...tumhaari Maa..."

Bulbul- "Unhe bata diya tha maine..Woh toh kitne time se melodrama nahi kiya tha unhone...Kitne arse hog aye the unhe apni kisi beti ko kose...Maa ko lag raha tha jaise sadiyaan beet gayi zaalim jallad Maa bane..she was not feeling well coz of it...Life unki bbhi boring ho gayi thi..Kitne time se 1 beti ki problems ka ilzaam dusri beti pe nahi lagaya tha..she felt sick & suffocated...She was glad that I found this opportunity for her + CVs felt unke(Supriya Shuklajike(the actor who plays Maa)) koi scenes hi nahi...lead actors pe load padta hai ESPECIALLY 'Dadi'..6 days a week ho gaya hai na aajkal Zee channel pe! Aur isi bahaane viewers Maa' log bhi thode regressive taunts seekh lengi"kitne time se viewer Maas I mean viewer Maaon ko kuch sikhaya nahi na unhone(Paath nahi padhaya jaise ki Balika Vadhu ke end mein hota tha, remember?)...

*deviating from the topic* Poor-rub, vaise this show is about Dadi' only(sort of her biography), you know right? Abhigya & Rabul are vaise bhi just a facade..lol..*wink**wink* Earlier the title of the show was supposed to be 'Daayan Bani Dadi Bani Durbhagyavidhaata(DBDBD/Db2D/ Ekk thi Dadi-Daayan(ETDD)'..Whatta a cool, unconvention, catchy Title na?!..yeh kya kkb rakh diya..Woh title hota toh TRPs aasmaan kya space chooti.

Poor-rub- Ohh..Accha...Yeh bhi sahi hai..

Par next time mujhe bhi le chalna Bulbul...

Main tumhare bina 'kind of bore' ho jaata hoon, 'kind of upset ho jaata hoon', 'kind of nahi jeena chahta hoon'..infact 'kind of nahi jee sakta', you know.

Tumhe to pata hai na main tumhari kisi baat ko mana nahi karta hoon..aur na kabhi karunga.

Mujhe le chalna so that we would jump together like Aryan- Sunheri...I mean like Hritik-Aish(warya) of Dhoom 2...Aakhir hum bhi unse koi kam sizzling thodi hain..balki zyada cute aur lovable hain! Bharosa karta hai Poor-rub tumpe Bulbul..Parchaayi ki tarah saath chalega!"*tone same as Aish of Dhoom 2*

Bulbul- "Oh yes! Aur Edward-Bella of The Twilight Saga- Breaking Dawn Part 1 & more precisely Part 2 ki tarah bhi..we could jump down mountains..waterfalls..climb trees...

Kitna romantic aur fun hoga na..!!?!??"

Poor-rub- *Silent*

Bulbul- "Tum kuch bol kyun nahi rahe, Poor-rub?

Poor-rub- Parchaiyaan kuch bolti kahaan hain? Sirf saath chalti hain..chup chaap...*With his full on sincerity and sensuousness Sunheri waali...lekin woh aankhon ki gustaakhiyaan Nandini waali(in short adaayein Aish waali)*

Bulbul- Awww...*all romantic..shy girl in love faced...*

*Both look at Abhi who still has that 'Tum!??!' look on his face.*

Bulbul & Poor-rub(together)-

"Jiju aap...Abhi tu * 4 times

"Jiju aap...Abhi tu...*4 times

*Abhi looks at Purab-Bulbul alternately..his eyeballs swinging to & fro from Purab to Bulbul..to Purab..to Bulbul & so on..until they start rotating & revolving like the Earth on its axis does in its orbit spanning the edges of his eyelids, going-->... He has his hands on his head & is about to faint just when Rabul's 'just a notch below untrasonic' voice stirs him back to normalcy*

" Abhi tak yahaan kya kar rahe ho/raha hai??"

Poor-rub- "Ab toh humein...PRIVACY de yaar.."

Abhi- "But Pragya?"

Poor-rub-" Tujhe unki kahaan padi hai ab vaise bhi...( Aur Sriti di ko toh pata hai na ki Mrunal ne quit kar diya toh fir??)

Bulbul-" Aur Jiju..aapko bhi toh pata hai na ki Mrunal ne quit kar diya KKB fir...yeh sab kya tha?? Aap to mere 'Poor' ko 'Rub' kar karke uska Kumkum hi ujaadne chale the...(That moment when your Poor Purab has his forehead and hair parting rubbed so much by his friend, that you change his name to #Poor-rub & start calling him that)...Chalo koi nahi, ulta aur zyada Red ho gaya Rub karne se--> Poor-rub ka Kumkum Bhagya aur strong ho gaya aur meri lifeline bhi!

Jiju, Di ne aapko abtak bataya nahi kya ki jisse (Dur)bhagya judega..usike naam ka Kumkum sajega...

Poor-rub ka dur-bhagya mujhse jud chuka hai, toh mere hi naam ka Kumkum uske maathe pe sajega na!Common sense jiju!

Anyways, vo toh accha hai ki main aa gayi aur Poor-rub ka Mangalsutra uski shirt ke andar hai varna aap uska Mangalsutra bhi utaarkar cheen lete.." *now frowning in her trademark Bulbul(Mrunal) style*

Abhi- "Par main cheen ke kya karta?"

Bulbul- "Kya pata cheenkar vahi Mangalsutra Tanu ko pehna dete..aapke paas naya Mangalsutra khareedne ke paise kahaan hain ab??"

Abhi-"Lol...nahi..uski zarurat nahi padti. Kyuki main aur Tanu 'Christian style' mein shaadi karenge... Na rahega Mangalsutra..Na rahega Kumkum ka chakkar...Aur na rahega Kumkum Bhagya! *Guys, he means na rahegi kumkum bhagya ki theory & not the serial*wink**who knows what double-meaning wala Abhi here meant*

Poor-rub & Bulbul-"Toh fir serial ka naam kya hoga??"

*Discussing*

"Filhaal toh Kumkum Durbhagya hai...fir 'Venomous Kiss of Curse' kar denge..ya 'Ill-omened Vicious Vows of Doom'..ya fir 'Looming Misfortune of the Ill-fated Creatures'!"

Abhi-"Yeh theek hai...Pragya was right..mujhe tede raste se samajh aata hai..isliye thodi der lag gayi."

Bulbul-"Hmm..that's right Jiju!"

*Looks at Purab* "Par Poor-rub, Alia??????"

Poor-rub-"Uska ilaaj maine dhund liya hai.Tum nahi thi toh main baithe baithe yahi sochta tha timepass ke liye"(*whispers* "..apart from our Mission obviously")..."Aakhir mere Kumkum ka sawal hai..Tumhe toh pata hai mera Kumkum mere Bhagya se juda hai aur mera Bhagya Tumse...or is it the other way round that mera Bhagya mere Kumkum se juda hai aur mera Kumkum Tumse...whatever..And is it Bhagya or Durbhagya??!?? Whattevver...err..." *.. bade waale confusion ke samundar mein terte hue*

Bulbul- "I get it dude..Vo serial ki theme na..jo bhi ho..choro na" * .Poor-rub ke confusion mein doobte hue*

"Vaise bhi CVs ne bola;"ki farak penda hai?""

"Tum batao na tumne kya socha??" *about the prob called Alia*

Poor-rub- "Is Rakshabandhan, main Alia se zabardasti Rakhi bandhwaa lunga. Vaise bhi ab Abhi ne usse rishta tod diya hai toh uska koi bhai nahi.Tum sab usse tightly pakadna, main rakhi bandhwa lunga aur usse 'Cadbury Celebrations ka Rakshabandhan Special Box' pakda dunga. Yaa fir jail mein hi ye sab celebrate kar lenge 'Alia behen' ke saath..Jab manaao tab Rakshabandhan..Ab 'Dhan' to hai nahi vaise bhi mere paas, isliye main usse bol dunga ki maine usse 'Tann aur Mann' se apni behen maan(sweekaar) liya hai..And after doing all this, we will be like 'Bhaaagoo!!'..& would run away...

Lekin main usse 'Alia behen' bulau ya 'Alia Di'?? * very confused*

Bulbul- " Ohh Poor-rub..You are a genius..

Jo bulaana hai bulaao..but yeh mat bolo ki DHAN nahi hai tumhaare paas..mere aane par abhi hi toh tum mann mein 'Bulbul ratan DHAN paayo' gaakar uspe naach rahe the(infact tumhaara dil, dimaag, tann aur mann sab naach rahe the ye gaana gaakar).."

Poor-rub-" Tumhe kaise pata?!?"

*Blushes a rosy pink*

Bulbul-"Yeh jo Bulbul hai..yeh sab jaanti hai..yeh jo Bulbul hai.."* sings playfully*

Poor-rub-* Now blushes a crimson colour giving bhola bhala(innocent) expressions on his bhola bhala(innocent) face*

Bulbul- " Aww..mera cute sa Poor-rub.

Tum toh poore hi red ho gaye ho aaj..Poor ka Rub kiya red forehead..blushing red cheeks..and red shirt!!"

Poor-rub-"Cute & red- Hmm..par tumse zyaada nahi.."

Bulbul-*One sentence by Purab & now she too begins to blush*

*...& so the song 'Laal Ishq' starts playing in the background*

Bulbul-*breaks their eyelock & lovey-dovey sweet nothings realising that her Abhi Jiju is still standing there & says the following quickly to cover up*

" Poor-rub, Rehaai toh tum Alia ko dilwaane se rahe..aur woh apne 'Poor-rub 'BHAI' ' se gift mein usse shaadi karne ko toh maang nahi sakti...Alia ka chehra dekhne laayak hoga..Kitna mazaa aayega yeh sab karne mein" *whispers* " Kitna time ho gaya usse pareshan kare!"

Poor-rub- "Bulbuul..."

Abhi-* in his rocktar style* "No, no..that's cool Poor-rub.

Yeh bhi theek hai...Pragya was right..Mujhe tedhe raste se samajh aata hai..isliye der lag gayi..Alia meri 'SHAATIR SAGI behen' thi..isliye usse bhi tede raste se kya..usse to 'BHOOLBHULAIYYA(maze/labyrinth)' se guzarte ulajhte hi samajh aata hai/aayega..aur isliye usse bhi der hi lagegi..

Chalo you guys carry on..lage raho...Main chalta hoon."

* Purab err Poor-rub & Bulbul are seen having their 'I love you- I love you too' moment as a mashup of the songs 'Intezaar', 'Bulbul Ratan Dhan Paayo and the tagline 'Kumkum...kumkum..kumkum bhagya'(the one that used to play at the start of the episodes initially, remember?) plays on a loop.

Abhi leaves whistling his 'Happy love' song,and on his way to a place which he only knows, humming the KKB title track depicting his state of mind & heart and his life which is "O Rabba ki karaan..."

"...Hoo Tanu mein aisa kho gaya main

Ho gaya hoon naya/confused or Bhatak gaya hoon rasta

Sari Pragya aur duniya lag rahi hai Badli badli..dhokebaaz si

Ho gaya pura(or insane) lagoo fir Kyu adhura(sane) sa

Ho gaya pura(or insane) lagoo fir Kyu adhura(or insane) sa

Ooo rabba ki karaa Ye betaabiyan

Meri Tanu meri humnava

Mere mathe ka kumkum hai (Dur)Bhagya wo mera

Ho mere mathe ka kumkum he (Dur)Bhagya wo mera

Sath fero mein bandha hai Ye hain wo exposure ka rishta

Ooo rabba ki karaa Ye betaabiyan

Wo mera jahan Meri khushi..

Hoo rabba ki karaa Huyi dhadkan jawan(/increase)

Yeh becheniyan bataaye koi Ho..."

*Abhi suddenly with a reflex recollects that there is another KKB title track too & starts humming it instantaneously*

"Hoo sath hum tum chal rahe hain

Kyu ye janu na

Tera mera rishta kya hai

Ab bhi samju na

Raaz ye tum bhi na kholo

Main bhi bolu na

Hoo rabba ki karaa

Ye khamoshiyan

Kyu hain dooriyan bataye koi

Hoo rabba ki karaa

Ye khamoshiyan

Kyu hai dooriyan bataye koi..." (THIS last line is the funniest line err question..Question of the millennium according to me!)

*And now a restless Abhi is confused & totally baffled if he should be singing the first KKB title track or this one* * Unable to decide which one is the better one..befitting/apt/right one...he decides to sing/perform both at his next CONCERT*

*Abhi Reloaded 2016 World Tour- A Rock Extravaganza is his next assignment & finally he decides that he would sing & perform to just these two songs everywhere at his concerts on the loop day in, day out with classical, rock, original soft, punk, philosophical, spiritual, soap...all all possible classy versions...& let his audience..tell him...answer him..help him...get over the 'MENTAL BLOCK'*

*Perfecto!!*👍🏼*

*----*-----*So all's well that ends well*-----*----*

Don't forget to read the epilogue below this post.😉.😛

Be positive. Be fun. Be crazy.😃

And do let that beautiful smile last on your pretty face forever!😊

A Chotu sa(;-)) Epilogue- I don't know what I have written upar bhi aur niche bhi...Bas yuhi likh diya...😃

Poor-rub's Suhaag Raat

Adamant & determined Gayatri- "I know there are too many songs lekin jab serial mein ITNE SAARE ho sakte hain...toh meri story/post mein thode bohot kyu nahi..huh?..just to make it musical, you know!!

*"Keh diya na bas..keh diya"- My andar ka Haughty Amitji of K3G announces to Jaya-like readers*

Aur yeh rockstar aur uske friend ki kahaani hai...gaane toh honge hi na...

Purab has caught Abhi's habit of singing & humming all the time...rockstar ka dost jo hai...

Bulbul is back after a long long time, so they begin indulging in their pastimes..playing their old games..time for fun after eons, right???.. Purab & Bulbul ka aur unki aankho ki lukka chuppi ka aur gustaakhiyon ka khel continues that day...

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho3pH08K54M[/YOUTUBE]

Purab sings Aankhon ki gustaakhiyaan maaf ho' for his Bulbul as they play with each other... Bulbul too sings her part. *just like Sameer & Nandini of this video*

When it ends...however sincere & seedha-saadha and obedient he is, he feels the need to consummate that evening..He feels they should & conveys the same to Bulbul that TONIGHT it is...

Bulbul- But Poor-rub pehle Di aur jij...ek...

Purab- *now a bit perturbed & frustrated but not much, just slightly..he is Purab after all,guys* "Enough Bulbul...pehle to humari shaadi mein itni dragging, ab consummation mein bhi...Shaadi ke liye bhi tracks pe tracks khap gaye par shaadi ki na date aayi aur na shaadi hui..Vo toh Mrunal ne quit kiya toh jaake humein ek rushed shaadi naseeb hui jisme meri wife ko reception mein tacky green buddhon waali dress pehna di gayi..uff" *disappointed a bit*

"That's not fair."

"Agar Abhigya ka Tanu pregnancy track kabhi khatam nahi hoga, toh humara milan kabhi nahi hoga kya??"

Bulbul- "Errr...obviously."

Purab- "Aur toh aur, agar jab Abhi aur Pragya Di ek ho jaate hain jo ki hoga CVs jaane kab, tab bhi tumhari Bulbul pratigya' ki wajah se unki good news aane tak humein kaise pata chalega??! Which means once their differences are resolved ages later I will have to "chase Abhi & ask him like Circuit of Lage Raho Munnabhai',"Aye Bhai ek hue kya? Aye Bhai, hua kya? Aye Bhai hua kya??" *Mentally to himself-"Perhaps I will have to wait & sing Intezaar' song for my Bulbul because of her for my whole life..uggh"*

Bulbul- "Lol,Purab..sounds interesting. But you are right." *giggles beautifully*

Purab- "Tumhe hasi aa rahi hai?? Yeh sab mazaak lag raha hai?? Yeh meri pratigya thodi hai, tumhari hai...isliye meri responsibility nahi." *He doesn't wish to oblige, but her beautiful giggles and gorgeous face melt him and he decides to be a little linient in his condition and not force*

Bulbul- *Now all quiet..breathing heavy in anticipation*

"Toh tum ab kya karoge Purab?"* serious...her smile vanishes away*

Purab- *smirks* "Ek shart hai...agar aaj chaand nikla toh tum jeeti..aur agar nahi..toh main jeeta aur jo jeeta usi ki baat maani jayegi"

*Thinking to himself,"Yeh Bulbul bhi na..mujhse apni har baat manwa ke rehti hai...iski baat mane bina koi kaise reh sakta hai..especially main!?! Jaao Bulbul, tumhe jaane diya..jeelo apni zindagi..but who knows I might get lucky tonight..Dekhen mere kumkum bhagya mein kya likha hai"

Bulbul- *Back to her bubbly self* "Toh yeh baat hai..manzoor hai. Vaise bhi tum haarne hi waale ho.." *In her mind- This sounds great..aisi shart jo Purab pehle se hi haar chuka hai..Wow. Mazaa ayega*

Purab- *Talking to himself "Tumhaare liye toh saari zindagi haar sakta hoon, yeh shart kya cheez hai...aur tumhaare liye toh saari zindagi intezaar kar sakta hoon...kuch tracks kya cheez hain?!?"*

Bulbul- *snaps her fingers* "Kahaan kho gaye?"

Purab- "Kuch nahi...raat ka intezaar hai ab toh"

Aisa bhi toh ho sakta hai ki moon na nikle (aur main lucky ho jaau..*his voice reducing to a sensuous whisper*)

Bulbul- *For a second, gets distracted and lost but it hardly takes a moment for her to restore her Bulbulwale senses*

*Stammers*"Dekh- dekhte hain!"

*Fakes a cute smile*

Bulbul- "Vaise, Pragya Di kaha hain?"

Purab- "Woh, woh actually Fitoor release hone waali hai na..toh Fitoor team aayegi to help her...She is busy explaining her story from A-Z , revealing her secrets & plans including about her Mogambo avtaar to them, so that THEY (too) CAN HELP HER (like us)."

Bulbul- "Ohh, acha."

Purab- "Isn't it cool? "

Bulbul- "Ya, like totally!"

*In the noon, Purab changes his twitter handle to @Poor-rub...&tags @RockstarAbhi in his tweet which reads,"Poor-rub(in red) naam to suna hi hoga..." and has a picture of his red wet forehead and hair attached to it.

Abhi favorites it as he covers his eyes and face with his palms feeling repentant and embarrassed recollecting what he had done to Purab. Retweets and replies, "@Poor-rub- Yaar tera Rockstar Desi Kalaakaar..Maaf karde maaf karde maaf karde...Chadd de..chadd de chadd de.."

Purab immediately changes his twitter handle to @BulbulKaPurabAbhiHamesha from @Poor-rub and tweets tagging Abhi...a video link to the Yaarana movie song Tere Jisa Yaar Kahaan..kahaan aisa yaarana..yaad karegi duniya..Tera mera afsaana' followed by their childhood pic.*

Bulbul is ready for tonight. She has worn her Max Air Nike Wildhorse 3 Men's Running shoes, her Convert Sportswear Tee, jacket and pants. In the meanwhile, Purab prepares himself and is ready with a lasso, a fishing rod and a toy cracker gun that is bought in Diwali to teasingly/playfully scare her.

The sun sets but Purbul's faces still have the glow of the sun. The sky begins to darken..Soon it is inky black. But the moon is nowhere to be seen. And here they are- Rabul celebrating their unique Karwachauth style shart cum suhaag raat' in Purab's penthouse apartment.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2H0kgLNpvo[/YOUTUBE]

They notice from Purab's room's window that the moon has hidden itself somewhere under the dark sheets of the sky.

Purab- *Getting close to Bulbul as he embraces her lovingly*

"Chand Chupa Badal Mein, Sharma Ke Meri Jaana ,

Seene Se Lag Ja Tu, Bal kha Ke Meri Jaana,

Gumsum Sa Hai, Gupchup Sa Hai Madhosh Hai, Khamosh Hai, Haan Ye Sama, Haan Ye Sama Kuch A ur Hai,

Han Han Han Chand Chupa Badal mein... Sharma Ke Meri Jaana , Seene Se Lag Ja Tu, Bal kha Ke Meri Jaana,

Nazdikiyan Badh Jaane De," *...& drawing closer..cuddling up to her*

Bulbul-* Feels shy and turns around* Arre Nahin Baba Nahin, Abhi Nahin Nahin Nahin, Door Se Hi Tum Jee Bhar Ke Dekho, "

Purab- *back hugs her* "Tum Hi Kaho Kaise Door Se Dekhoon,"

Bulbul-* points to the sky* "Chaand Ko Jaise Dekhta Chakor Hai," *closes her eyes for a few moments drowning in his touch*

*When he closes his eyes...losing himself in her feel...Milkha Bulbul is like,"Bhaag Bulbul bhaag, piche na dekhin!" and she runs away rather gallops like a 'Horsini(horse/mare)' to the balcony* *neighs..neighing sound in the background*

Purab- *He follows..chasing..trying to catch her with his lasso..fails & reaches his balcony with a puppy face* "Aye, Gumsum Sa Hai, Ye Sama Kuch Aur Hai Ho Ho Ho, Chand Chupa Badal Mein... Sharma Ke Meri Jaana , Seene Se Lag Ja Tu, Bal kha Ke Meri Jaana,"

Bulbul- *chuckling and giving him the (booo kind of) thumbs down* "Aaja Re Aaja Re Chanda, Ki Jab Tak Tu Na Aayega, Sajana Ke Chere To Dekhne Ye Man Tarsa Jayega, (Bulbul ka is shart ko jeetna mushkil/namumkin ho jayega OR Bulbul ka is pratigya ko nibhana mushkil/namumkin ho jayega)

*Both stare at the sky*

Purab-"Na Na Chanda Tu Nahin Aana , Tu Jo Aaya To, Sanam Sharma Ke Kahin Chala Jaye Na," *walks towards her..but when he comes close, PT BulbUlsha springs and sprints towards the deserted terrace of their apartment.*

Bulbul- *singing as she darts through the staircase* "Aaja Re Aaja Re Chanda, Tu Laakh Duayen Payega,"

Purab- *Trying to catch her with his fishing rod and shooting his toy cracker gun to scare her as he runs behind her singing* "Na Na Chanda Tu Nahin Aana, Varna Sanam Chala Jayega,"

*pulling at her jacket* "Aanchal Mein Tu Chup Jaane De, "

Bulbul-*panting as she blushes* "Arre Nahin Baba Nahin, Abhi Nahin Nah in Nahin,"

Purab-* Pointing to the(conspicuousness because of its) absence of the moon** Stroking her silky tresses...running his fingers through them..as he snuggles his face into her hair*

"Zulfon Mein Tum Kho Jaane Do,"

Bulbul- *Moving away * "Arre Nahin Baba Nahin, Abhi Nahin Nahin Nahin,"

*He shoots the toy cracker gun again..twice...& she screams..closing her eyes..with a frown on face.. covering her ears with her hands. He kisses her cheek. Frown makes way for a grin..he pecks her on the other cheek & before he could kiss her lips, there she was running away to the other end of the terrace very determined to complete atleast a 2km marathon inside their apartment.

*They agree to a game of dodgeball. Purab would throw the ball..if it hits/touches Bulbul..she loses and according has to surrender, give up and STOP. Purab throws the ball twice and misses by an inch both times. Ouch. Pulling up his socks, he gathers as much spiritual power as he can & hollers,"Waheguruji da khaalsa..te Waheguruji di fateh." & throws the ball aiming with great devotion* *With 26^th January just round the corner/just passing by, Gadar & Border were plaing on loop on TV channels. As part of his preparations for tonight Purab had also watched them carefully observing Sunny Deol trying to absorb his aura, Sunny power' and the great Sunny 1000000 decibel shakti' needed to roar & catch Bulbul.*

*God & Sunny power worked in sync and the ball brushed Bulbul's back. But she didn't stop, continued her marathon clutching firmly the mashaal(torch) of platonic love', ran away & vanished in a second*

Bulbul-*singing from somewhere outside the house*"Pyaar To Naam Hai, Sabra Ka Humdam,"

Purab- *a sad, tired Purab* "Woh Bhala Bolo Kaise Karein Hum ,"

Bulbul- *replies* "Sawan Ki Raah Jaise Dekhe Mor Hai,"

*Purab with moist eyes as he sees her opening the main door of the house, disappearing into the foyer starts humming the slow soft version of Udjaa kale kawaan tere' He goes,"Udjaa kale kawaan tere..muh vij khand pawaan..lejaa tu sandesa mera..main sadke jaawaan..Baagon mein fir jhule pad gaye pak gaya mithiya ambiya..YE CHOTI SI ZINDAGI TE RAATA LAMBIYAAN LAMBIYAAN...O GHAR AAJA PARDESI...KI TERI MERI IK JINDADI..O GHAR AAJA PARDESI...KI TERI MERI IK JINDADI.."

*As he stops, he recollects Sunny Paji's baat,"Duniya ki koi bhi taakat mujhe Jeete ko uski Maa se milaane se nahi rok sakti." And bucking up, runs at his topmost speed folding hands to pray for a second & yelling,"Jo bole sonehal, satsriyakaal..."

A little while later both are back to the terrace gazing at the beauteous misty ashen colored sky as some stars ocassionally twinkle adorning its cloak like diamonds. There are no signs of moon in the sky..it is a cloudy night. Bulbul is nervous now. *

Bulbul-"Aye Rehne Bhi do, jane bhi do,
Ab chhodo na, muha modo na
Ye sama ha ye sama kuch aur hai"

Purab-*Seeing a disappointed nervous Bulbul sitting on the 3 seater garden/terrace swing, he sits next to her & shushes her. ..looks into her eyes passionately...With utmost sincerity, holds her hand, lifts it up & makes her index finger point at the moon*

As the sky takes its grey cloak off, its mole aka shimmering white moon flaunts itself allowing the sky to put it on a pedestal.

As Poor-rub's Kumkum Bhagya & the KKB CVs had it, a glowing moon showed up its milky mirrory face reflecting Rabul & their love.

Purab-*mentally singing*

"Aaya re aaya chanda
Ab har khwahish puri hogi
Ab chandni raat mein dekhega

ye Purab hasti hui khoobsurat Bulbul apni
Aaya re aaya chanda
Ab har khwahish puri hogi
Ab chandni raat mein dekhega

ye Purab hasti hui khoobsurat Bulbul apni."

Bulbul- *surprised..grinning from ear to ear*

"Yayy! Main jeet gayi."

*Bulbul rubs & pats Purab's back* "Tum toh sach mein Poor-rub hi ho."

Purab-*pouts*(obviously it is a fake one..he wants what Bulbul wants always & all he wants other than that is his Bulbul's happiness)

*Both burst into uncontrollable laughter* * The only thing that can be heard on the terrace is their melodious laughter & the only thing worth watching at their moment is their luminous faces giving a tough competition to the beautiful moon that is constantly giving its radiance away to them this night*

Bulbul- "ROFL, Poor-rub."

Purab- Can't we 'Roll on the floor laughing'(ROFL) together?" *Aww,a naughty sincere straight-faced Poor-rub*

Bulbul-*sternly* "Puraaab..."

In this way,our Bulbul wins and makes Purab agree to her wish like she always does...

Me- Yeh to aise hi hain bhaiyya. Aise hi rahenge..* applies kaala teeka*

Oh wait wait, Rabul's (wild) escapade has not yet ended. One of their favourite pastimes is to sit on the see-saw located in the children's play area downstairs in their colony/society.

They quickly rush downstairs to the play area in a hurry to catch their favourite side of the pink & blue see-saw. As expected, Bulbul reaches first but for a pleasant change(surprise rather), she allows Purab to take his favourite side to compensate for what he underwent because of her.

* One small gesture & Purab is happy..has no complaints..he has forgotten everything..Pu-rab is 'Rab' ka banda**Moon has been observing Pu-rab since a long long time & now with this approach of Purab in life, his big heartedness, greatness and nobility, Moon has tears in its eyes. Moon to stars, "Someone get me a tissue box,please"

*sniffles*Moon To itself,"Pu-rab mein rab dikhta hai yaara mein kya karoon??"*

*Rabul sitting on see-saw* Giggling Rabul converse about everything on Earth.

*Screeching sound of the squeaky see-saw nuts & bolts forms the passionate backdrop of this romantic setup*

*Gleaming moon casts its silver glitter on their faces as their eyes shine with raw passion*

Ecstatic Rabul spend quite some quality time on the swings, slide, merry-go-round apart fromt heir favourite see-saw whispering sweet nothings to each other.

*Bulbul gazes at the moon and a delighted Purab gazes at the moon of his life*

*Return home*

*In bed* Purab pulls her into his arms. Pillow talks about Abhigya ;-) and themselves continue as they submerge themselves into a deep sleep..the boat of Rabul dreams sails on silver waters of a full moon night, its red heart shaped flag of their heart fluttering on top of the mast of faith & strength of their relationship...as the breeze of Rabul's breath brushes past it.

Love & light to Rabul & their Abhigya.

Like a pendulum of a clock...the track continues to move to & fro...and so does their fun-filled but turbulent life...

Rabul's escapades, fun & frolic, songs and games continue in their merriment-filled but turbulent lives...so does the pregnany track...so does Purab's unending intezaar...& along with his ours...

Life goes on...the wheel of time rotates constantly...taking leaps (of faith) at times...but alas, I just realised KKB ki ghadi ki battery pehle weak ho gayi thi aur ab to khatam hi ho gayi hai...IT IS DEAD..Islye ghadi ruk gayi hai...and hence Abhigya are still busy with the Tanu pregnancy track, Bulbul is busy fulfilling her pratigya, Purab is busy intezaaring and ofcourse helping his dear Bulbul sort her dear Di and Jiju's life and we viewers like to imitate Purab and thus, we are also enjoying intezaaring...

I felt these (old)songs suit our modern age young(baby-like) couple the best & to a T for they behave like a typical classy ravishing '90s ke dashak/zamaane ki jodi'.

Epilogue mein epilogue

Fanning the 'Reporters'wala Rajiv Khandelwal in me that springs out to say,"Aur jaane se pehle...

CVs pe ek vishesh tippani(special commentry/annotation/NB) to banti hai na. I have some ideas & views about the CVs(bechaaron ke naseeb mein har waqt logon ki gaaliyaan khaana hi likha hai, to koi kya kare?)

Like I said upar that KKB ki ghadi ki battery khatam ho gayi hai & the miserly CVs don't want to spend money on batteries. Time to gift them a packet of Eveready batteries- Kyuki Eveready batteries ruke kam, chale zyaada.. Or even better, we could organize a gift segment for the KKB CVs on India-forums like we have for TV celevs on their birthdays & generally. Apart from batteries, we could gift them alarm clocks, Revital bottles so that they wake up, get up, feeling reenergized, Jeeing(jeeo) jeebharke & 'let us live' peacefully.(live&let live).

This makes me doubt if the delay & see-saw/pendulum-like track is because the makers are miserly & the union of lead pairs would mean impending honeymoon implying great kharcha(expenditure) on exotic locations...so better na, to delay & delay..TILL people get so sick that they either leave(& Cvs give a damn about it), or are so 'atyachar grast'(tormented,tortured & exploited) that that they are ready to equate Abhigya reunion HUG to consummation & rejoice in it 'chup chaap' without demanding anything more, or BETTER STILL are ready to see & feel delighted & squeal with surprise& excitement..& eyes gleaming with & radiating joy at Abhigya going on a '4 dhaam ki teerth yatra'(pilgrimage) together as they reunite in their 70s-80s(you could call it their honeymoon if you please) as a 70 year old 'just exposed' Tanu delivers her first baby & names it 'Shadyantra'(meaningConspiracy) if it's a boy & 'Saazish'(again meaning conspiracy) if its a baby girl. And if they are twins, triplets, quadruplets etc(please just don't expect the baby bump to show to that extent), she has some spare names shortlisted in addition to Shadyantra & Saazish...& they are Shaatir(meaning cunning), Khudgarz(meaning selfish), Greedy, Laalchi(meaning greedy), Dheet(meaning stubborn), Callous, Voldemort, Snake/serpent, Anaconda/Ajgar, lomdi/fox/vixen, Manthra, Kaikayi, Soopnakha, & the best award deserving name shortlisted by her his her idol Daljeet Mehra's..ab bas gals, isse zyada bacche nahi honge...baby bump to 0.25/0.5 baby ka bhi nahi hai..so stop expecting so much! :-D

By the way, the CVs have also planned a 1-1.5 year long track in which 75 year old Nikhil would help Tanu select the best name for their baby/babies out of the ones she shortlisted. Mind you, shortlisting of the above baby names by Tanu would be a separate track preceding the aforesaid one. CVs think families(esp women) connect a lot to it, so a huge '2 year long track' gift-wrapped specially for u gals. I know you are already getting 'Honey Singh waale Excited main edda..excited main edda feels'. But control..bas 'inne se..ittu se' se saalon ki hi toh baat hai..meditate & control,girls. CVs ne kaha hai sukh, dukh, dhan, Abhigya, Rabul sab jhute , jhuti moh maya..only thing SACCHA is KKB, CVs, dadi, Tanu & man ka woh kona jahaan KKB aur CVs ratan dhan paayo! Isliye CVs insist 'dekhna to padega..din bhar meditate karke raat ko KKB dekho na'!

Another view is- Is it that the CVs are pregnant?? Maybe they are..I think all the CVs whether male or female are PREGNANT. Aur unka khatta- kadva see-saw pregnancy track dekhne ka bohot mann karing..food cravings are normal yaar.

Ya pregnant frustrated depressed bored mood swings se peedit CVs logon ko bhi dragging etc se bore..agitate..frustrate karna chahting.

Or is it that pregnant CVs fav pastime is to write their screeching see-saw tracks sitting on one such screechy see-saw like Rabul, make Abhigya & Rabul's life a see-saw & derive great creative satiafaction from it.

Or maybe CVs are like that lazy hippie who lies on a couch eating chips & popcorn and wants a glass of water/cola(next track) kept so close but the lazybones just keeps stretching & stretching his hands not moving an inch & says,'oooh, I'm unable to reach the glass'. It is so difficult. Kitna door hai. Nahi ho raha mujhse...uff..Too much to handle..I am so tired..jaded with stretching my hands soo much'.

Chalo koi baat nahi, jo bhi ho, 'REVOLVING DOOR' concept pe CVs ka dil aa gaya hai na, toh usi 'revolving door' mein unhe fasaakar let us all spin the door & the 'door mein fase' CVs so much 'saari raat(#)' that they come out '..'-- but back to total sanity all set to write a positive entertaining super-duper Abhigya-Rabul track..;-) Aur vahi hogi viewers ke inteqaam ki raat (night of reprise/revenge)*fire & sholay & angaare in the background with matching drum beats & inteqaam ki raat waale fire etc sound effects* :-D😆

(#)T&C apply Duration of spinning can be extended and also the speed can range anything between 1centimetre/hour to 1000000kilometres/hour to even 10000000 kilometres/second depending on viewers' choice,poll,opinion,mood & CVs reaction & outcome.

NB-By Revolving door, I meant the literal one, but by 'revolving door concept' in case anyone doesn't know I was referring to the 2nd meaning ie a situation in which the same events or problems recur in a continuous cycle.

This fun post is for all of you yet it is specially for the far more frustrated,distraught, neglected and marooned Rabul/Arnal lovers.

Hayee, kitni mehnat ki apne🤗😳... kkb cvs to itna brain matter 400-500 epis me use krte hain, shayad😆
Purab-bb ko itna screen space, haye woh log main lead/plotter/pseudo-dumbledore dadi se zyada important kaise ho gye...😆.. Dadi will come for you now, gayatri..Raat ko kundi maar ke sona😈

Waise , kaun kajol, kaisee kajol , you mean MRUNAL, right? haina... *puts fingers in ears taki kisi kajol ka naam na sune *
Mera Poor-rub ek toh forehead pe camlin ka permanent marker use kia aur phir bulbul ratan me "matha phod" dance kiya hoga..uske forehead ka insurance karwana padega😆.

Bulbul went for impromptu bungee jumping , arre tabhi toh usne mummify kia tha apna face takhi twacha rukhi na ho jayee..such intelligent gurl she is...😳, sarla ma ka Blood circulation na sahi kidney function/liver function toh increase ho hi gaya hoga pragya ko itna sunnane ke baad, saare toxins jo bahar nikal gaye! sanskaari bb hamari..sarvgunnswampan!

Mera purab... haye kitni patience hain usme...usko ek do din kokila jee k paas bhej de na toh woh ahem ka gopi se divorce karake uski shaadi poor-rub se karwa degi😆, bb should restrict his coming going out of his penthouse and put a permanent marker kaala teeka next to sindoor😉

Haiyee,.. bulbul ki pratigya wali line!😳

Arre purab ne bb ko koi angreji filum kun nahi dikhayee... (jaise dum laga k haisha me hua tha)..kuch na kuch toh ho jaata!aur mujhe lagta hai ki he sings so many songs because his subconcious wants him to express his needs but baat karni to bas mein nahi isiliye gaane shaane go lo😳

waise mujhe laagta ki earthquake bi purab ki wajah se aata hai... earth sochti hogi ki purab aur bb aur kaareb aa jayenge due to the seismic motion but naseeb apna apna and consummation nahi hui to kya he can buy two flowers for both of them, and un dono ko apis me rub kr sakte hain jaisi purani filmo me hota tha😆

Loved it Gayatri. Was laughing all the way while reading it. Haha!! Poor-ub's kumkum. 🤣 And Bulbul's talking styles. ...But you said na ki Kajol ne Mrunal ka mask pehna hai. Toh mask nahi utara usne...Tfs Gayatri. Just enjoyed a lot while reading. And your songs, just loved them.

Originally posted by: kaustavi

Loved it Gayatri. Was laughing all the way while reading it. Haha!! Poor-ub's kumkum. 🤣 And Bulbul's talking styles. ...But you said na ki Kajol ne Mrunal ka mask pehna hai. Toh mask nahi utara usne...Tfs Gayatri. Just enjoyed a lot while reading. And your songs, just loved them.

Originally posted by: GA5if

Hey Kaustavi😛

Delighted to know that you loved it.😃

Thank you so much for taking the time to read..& for your kind words. Means a lot to me...for making this post was quite time consuming & I made it whole-heartedly.😛

Lol🤣& I laughed so much while writing it, infact I am still giggling.😆

Songs- Thank u..i love them too..❤️

Mask- Shhh! 😉I don't want her to remove that mask ever for the sake of Rabul/Arnal/Mrunal fans' happiness & I don't want those fans remembering about the mask!😛.😊.😃

Yes I'm Arnal fan too. Asked that bcoz you had mentioned that earlier. It is seen that you have made this with too much efforts. Thank you so much. I got your pm in the early morning. And your post made my day bright. Totally loved it Gayatri. Your posts made me feel so better when I'm frustrated with ongoing track, delaying in reunion of leads.

Originally posted by: kaustavi

Yes I'm Arnal fan too. Asked that bcoz you had mentioned that earlier. It is seen that you have made this with too much efforts. Thank you so much. I got your pm in the early morning. And your post made my day bright. Totally loved it Gayatri. Your posts made me feel so better when I'm frustrated with ongoing track, delaying in reunion of leads.

Yes, will be too happy if Kajol will have that kind of contract... lol...The happiness quote yes...wow so cute poster. Thanks for that. And you are brilliant in making others laugh. Do write more such posts. Will be looking forward. And today is my holiday. Your post and replies made my holiday special. Thank you once again for that.

Originally posted by: Moodyblue

Hayee, kitni mehnat ki apne🤗😳... kkb cvs to itna brain matter 400-500 epis me use krte hain, shayad😆
Purab-bb ko itna screen space, haye woh log main lead/plotter/pseudo-dumbledore dadi se zyada important kaise ho gye...😆.. Dadi will come for you now, gayatri..Raat ko kundi maar ke sona😈

Waise , kaun kajol, kaisee kajol , you mean MRUNAL, right? haina... *puts fingers in ears taki kisi kajol ka naam na sune *
Mera Poor-rub ek toh forehead pe camlin ka permanent marker use kia aur phir bulbul ratan me "matha phod" dance kiya hoga..uske forehead ka insurance karwana padega😆.

Bulbul went for impromptu bungee jumping , arre tabhi toh usne mummify kia tha apna face takhi twacha rukhi na ho jayee..such intelligent gurl she is...😳, sarla ma ka Blood circulation na sahi kidney function/liver function toh increase ho hi gaya hoga pragya ko itna sunnane ke baad, saare toxins jo bahar nikal gaye! sanskaari bb hamari..sarvgunnswampan!

Mera purab... haye kitni patience hain usme...usko ek do din kokila jee k paas bhej de na toh woh ahem ka gopi se divorce karake uski shaadi poor-rub se karwa degi😆, bb should restrict his coming going out of his penthouse and put a permanent marker kaala teeka next to sindoor😉

Haiyee,.. bulbul ki pratigya wali line!😳

Arre purab ne bb ko koi angreji filum kun nahi dikhayee... (jaise dum laga k haisha me hua tha)..kuch na kuch toh ho jaata!aur mujhe lagta hai ki he sings so many songs because his subconcious wants him to express his needs but baat karni to bas mein nahi isiliye gaane shaane go lo😳

waise mujhe laagta ki earthquake bi purab ki wajah se aata hai... earth sochti hogi ki purab aur bb aur kaareb aa jayenge due to the seismic motion but naseeb apna apna and consummation nahi hui to kya he can buy two flowers for both of them, and un dono ko apis me rub kr sakte hain jaisi purani filmo me hota tha😆

Awesome Gayathri. 🤣 🤣
Loved it. Thanks for pm.