crazy drabble follows!
THE USES OF NUTELLA
a: i'm telling you it's like a face mask it acts as a barrier to moisture it will work
p: that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard
a: just take off your glasses and smear it on
p: what a waste of an imported product!!
a: oh come on we can just lick it off after...
p: seriously? don't you remember how i kicked you by reflex the last time you tried to lick my cheek? it tickles!!
a: come on let's just try it
p: it makes no sense! so our faces will be protected from the rain, but the rest of us?? i am not going to coat myself in nutella from head to toe! it would ruin my clothes!
a: then we could just go out without clothes
p: nudism AND misuse of food how did i end up with such an insane husband as you
a: whatever i know you're equally addicted to me and nutella
p: it's true...fine ok but only in the backyard of your holiday house and NO PAPARAAZZI
a: yesss! i knew you'd see it my way. plus it will soften your skin. i'm telling you, it's like a mud mask, but tastier.
p:...đ” đ€Ș
a: đ
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