Rockstar expressed concern over water crisis- KB times 3(fun post)

Here is the 3rd part of the news letter. This is the fun series I plan to wrote often, and please let me know if you guys are interested.

You can read the first two parts in the below link:

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=4138500

So here it is:

Rockstar expressed concern over water crisis:

Dear Reader, we bring you this exclusive interview with our own Rockstar in this issue. In this interview he talks about the water scarcity problems we are facing today. When we heard our rockstar talking about issues that does not concern him, we were shocked would be an understatement. But with his concern over such global issues, all our fears are put to rest. Not only is he an artiste capable of winning Granny's ...err...Grammy's, he is also a socially responsible person. We will not hold you any more, dear reader, and get you straight into this glimpse of your favourite celebrity.

Here are excerpts from the interview...

Q: What do you think of the current issues we are facing today?

A: Well, Abhi thinks that we have lot of environmental problems today. I just read in the newspapers that monsoon this year is not very good and year-on-year we are having lesser rainfall. Too bad..you know...Take this city for example. We do not get enough water.

Q: So, you think this city is facing water scarcity. What steps have you taken towards this?

A: Well, you see, it is not only enough to save water. We should also start thinking about generating water. Take me for example. Yesterday I had a great idea. You see, I created enough drama at my house party. That generated enough tears that I do not need water supply for my house for the next week. I guess you all should try it at home too. I am planning to expand this drama for a while so that I can store enough water to last for a month. I am also in talks water supply board.

So, this is the exclusive interview we just showed. Later on we also talked to the officials in the water supply board. This is what they have to say.

"This is a great initiative taken by the rockstar, as a responsible citizen. We are planning to go ahead and expand this to the entire city. We urge all the people to employ drama to create enough tears in their own home. If this is done, we will solve the water problems within the coming years. Also, right now the water is not drinkable. We are also in talks with water purifier brands like aquagaurd, kent etc to incorporate a process which can make tears drinkable"

On this high note, dear reader, we will say good bye till the next issue.

Love

Kshithi