~*~Guru of the Week~*~ - Page 2

Originally posted by: sallu_lover

Congrats dear.👏

thanks for the siggie dear but may i say something, i dont like this mumma's boy man n he is in my siggie😕😆 but kanya looks beautiful😆

Congooooooooooooooo wasima jaan🤗🤗🤗 Its been so long since i last talked to u We are online at the same time yaar😭 par tussi fikar not ji😃 Imma not lajee like other people so imma gonna start grilling u rite now

aree yaar i dont see ya online man i have miss talkin to ya hope to see ya online soon dear

Enjoy captioning these pix i used before too😛😆

far out i hate captioning😡😆

Best Friends Forever, Pri, Shazoo n Me😆 Dont We Look Sexi (far out i cant think for thesr stuff)

Im Sexi, Im hot Im Everything u r not!

Im Soo Felxible as u can all see me, but the fact is that no one knows in how much pain iam in right now

Oh Man U Took Foto With out asking me, I havent even got make up on

Dont Just Stand There n look at me like that Come n Massage My Foot u duffer

This is called dieting, dont eat all day n then im sure u can fit in this glass too

Arre kab tak jawaani chhupaaogi rani
Kanwaaron ko kitna sataaogi rani
Kabhi to kisi ki dulhaniya banogi
Mujhse shaadi karogi, mujhse shaadi karogi

If George n Osama Could Be Great Friends Then Y Cant We Be Friends ha

So Wat If I Cant Look Like John But That Wont Be Stop Me from Racing with my Sexi Bike

This is Too Much How Dare Ya coming to my room Cant U Leave in Peace

Dost dost na raha, pyaar pyaar naa raha
Zindagi hamein tera, aitbaar na raha, aitbaar na raha

I must Say surgery Is Not A Good thing to do regualry otherwise u would turn as beautiful as me

Puffffff Too Late Now Im opening it right now

Far out JK, Nice Way To Get Back At Me Ha, I Dont Like These Captioning, Mine R Not Even Funny

Okiesss well I'm bwack with some BS so add captions to these pics...U can pick from anyone on IF..😆

Have fun😆

Here for set #2😃

There are some wack questions in there so feel free to skip the ones you don't feel comfortable in asking but u are only allowed to skip 10 questions NO MORE THAN THAT😃😛

Have phunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn😆

Can you cry under water?

No

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? I Dont Know Man

What's the difference between a novel and a book? Novel is A Story.... Tale where as book can be anything like from books to biography😕😆 u know how much i hate books

How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Yeah Of Course they do
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?Coz There is no aire in the bottle😆
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. well thats the catch na to make people watch the show😆
Do penguins have knees? No
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? i have never been told so i dont know
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? None😕😆 coz they r put it in a separate section labelled Religion
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? i Dont Watch This Cartoon ANymore so i dont know
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? Yes
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? ewww i dont even step on a famr n i dont even touch animals yuck
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? oh No One Has Called me that neither i have called someone that but i have always called people coward😆
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? Hell yeah Man i Wouldnt let them go that easily, i dont even care who they r the better pay me cash for it
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? Maybe
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy? Never Has Happened to me so i dont know
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? It always Depends Who The Person is, so Yes n No Same time
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? yeah
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? Coz it doesnt have the color which is added to color gums

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? the patient n send that loser doctor to someone else
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? i have actually never sang that song to babies so i dont know
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? Yes We r
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? I Dont Know Sorry
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? Of Course its in their policy man if everyone else can wear it then that bald person has to wear it too
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness? coz if u take more then wat it says it would seriously put ur life in danger
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? i Dont Know
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? whos darth Vader?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? no otherwise the person will feel offended😆
When the French swear do they say pardon my English? No
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? yeah they do

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? i dont know man
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early? i dont know i have never heard anyone say it so i dont know
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast? i have never been good with adjectives
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family? The Gay Guy Would Be called Kueen😆
Why are red buttons always the most important? Coz The Red Color is the danger color so everytime when they have buttons or signes its always in red(this is the most stupidest answer ever😆)
How is chess considered a sport? Its not, I never knew it was considered it was a sport 😕

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?No Coz It Doesnt Matter Wat Grade They Teach as long as they touch those poor students thats all it matters na😆
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee? yeah coz u would explode na😆
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man? i Dont even know who this abraham lincoln is
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. Lolz coz they wanna ya to be their young baby for ever😆
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles? coz they couldnt think of anything else to call it so they decided to call it marbles😆
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them? Well Yeah they Could be coz if they think they need to counseling then u cant do anything, u just have to support them until they actually go bankrupt n then they will automatically stop😆
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes? oh i can answer this question, coz with mash potatoes only gravy goes n nothin else😆
Where do all the daylight savings hours go? To Countries where they dont have clocks😆
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?hmmm good question, i dont know i was thinking the same question b4, i
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror? mirrors never lie na that shows how ugly black cats r
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT" coz they r stupid enough n the only thing they can think is water
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? coz they r called young people people more then new people
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? coz if does it will smell disgusting
Can you slam a revolving door? Yeah
How young can you be, but still die of old age? i dont know u can never predict when u will die, it just happens, like my heath ledger died😭
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? i dont know only god knows😆
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? Maybe
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Lolz thats wat i do but i never find anything interesting to eat
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? well if the card r meant to be for someone else then it would be great it shows love coz u have ur blood in it, but then if it was for ya n u cut urself then just go n cry ur self out
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Mattresses r always on sale in here they even put it out of shops, they put it in front of their shops n says that its 25% off is people stupid enough to go n buy it
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? I dont know
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?you will get a reflection in the mirror of yourself
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19? i think they will stick to their policies n would still be 21 n i could drink as im turning 21 soon
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? then they will run a pagaal 😆 i dont watch NFL so i dont know how many players they have right now😆
What shape is the sky? hmmm isnt it a circle😕😆
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?Well WOuldnt that depends in which country that jewish person is😕😆 n if the jewish person is in a different country then of course bible
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? yeah they r actually, they have to read the labells b4 they actually buy it coz if anyone's allergic to peanuts n those kinda stuff then they r in bloody lot of trouble

sorry JK But i have offically lost my mind with ur questions i ave never been asked these kinda questions so i dont know any of these questions😆

Okiesss well I'm bwack with some BS so add captions to these pics...U can pick from anyone on IF..😆

oh man i just told JK how much i hate captioning cant u do something else except this captioning😭😆

This is u again Anshu😆 Despite of being a Viewbie😆u Sill just go along n talk to people n wouldnt warn them if they do something wrong

"omg wat am i seeing a member has actually wrote something bad about I-F, so better just close my eyes n pretend i didnt see anything"

This would be for wahida aka eklavya-kt-lover(i still love ya)

'I know i act kool with all my friends i go out at night clubs, but i actually havent told anyone that i cannot drink so y not throw the alcohol out n put cocoa cola instead n pretend im drinking alcohol n now lets act like drunk'

Shazoo: My Mum Always Tells me if i eat My Breakfast one day i will be very famouse, she will be famouse no doubt about that but a pagaal ladki😆(sorri shazoo u know i luv ya😳)

Arent I Look Like Ritesh From Cash Except i dont have glasses on

this is u anshu😆 Should Or Shouldnt I Complain Against My All Friends in IF except My Good Friend Sallu_lover😳😆

I Could Do This on This Member Called nsheena😆 since i only know her whom lives india

"Oh getting the train was like a dream for me coz after watching JWM i thought i would meet someone like shahid but i didnt know there would be only guyz in here n that all whom looks like gabir singh n no one else, god plz help me"

sorry shina(i still love ya)

P.S. plz guyz dont get angry at me😳😆 i just couldnt think properly so i just played around with my friends, wateva i have said about my friends is not true i just made it up as i wrote ok, i still love ya guyz

n i know my captioning is thr worst one😆

Have fun😆

Congrats wasima🤗.......

enjoy it 2 ur fullest n relpy 2 all useless ?😆

Originally posted by: sallu_lover

@ Cinderalla oh come on man im really picky with everything n im sure everyone knows iam fan of ranbir so i dont even look at other guyz 😆 really..... u r serious wht u said here 2 preeti... u don't luk at any guys other den raanu. so all d guy whom wasima liek can cme 2 me naaaaaa😆 as u all r free 4m his wasima trap of luving u . u marry 2 all dis guy like gorilla did 2 adi in kggk.....

OMG... wasima u relpied 2 d ? wht JK ask u. I didn't even understand wht d ? u ask JK😕..

congrats wasima 4 relpying 2 all f 4thcoming ?😛😉

My set of ? 4 u r only rare....lyk abt ur fav topic.....

Will u ever cme 2 India if sallu call u here if u won a jackpot( 4 u goin on date wid sallu will b more den jackpot)

Till nw hw much is ur list full of most charming guy..... as till last it was 29th guys u like na.. nw hw much....

whch is ur fav section in IF.

Whch jodi u like d most in d shw or movie...

If 1 day u got chance 2 meet ur fav actor at same day , same tym but differ palce. whch celebrity u r goona 2 choose sallu or.... Ali, Jatu, n raanu 2-gether all 3 in 1....

Shwetha As mother India or Luver 2 Anurag, Wife 2 Bajaj, or MIL 2 u..

Who was ur 1st frndz in IF

Who send u PM 1st . it was u or sum 1 else...

Y r u nt logging in orkut

Sallu in whch role: romanctic, comdey, action, emotional

If ekta gve u offer 2 act in her 1 shw whch option u r gonna 2 take up KIT or KZK

Dat is all vry simple ? 4m me. as I m nt complicated naaaaaaaa b'coz I myself don't understand complex ?...

Luv

Mona Lisa😉

Originally posted by: sallu_lover

Okiesss well I'm bwack with some BS so add captions to these pics...U can pick from anyone on IF..😆

oh man i just told JK how much i hate captioning cant u do something else except this captioning😭😆 haha never mind lol..u gota do it as its ur MOTW 😳

This is u again Anshu😆 Despite of being a Viewbie😆u Sill just go along n talk to people n wouldnt warn them if they do something wrong LMAO OMG anotha one of my friends said the same thing when i gave her these pics haha....she goes "thats u anshu seeing as everyone wants to know u...haha"

"omg wat am i seeing a member has actually wrote something bad about I-F, so better just close my eyes n pretend i didnt see anything" yupp haha that is like soo true man 😛

This would be for wahida aka eklavya-kt-lover(i still love ya)

'I know i act kool with all my friends i go out at night clubs, but i actually havent told anyone that i cannot drink so y not throw the alcohol out n put cocoa cola instead n pretend im drinking alcohol n now lets act like drunk'

Shazoo: My Mum Always Tells me if i eat My Breakfast one day i will be very famouse, she will be famouse no doubt about that but a pagaal ladki😆(sorri shazoo u know i luv ya😳)

Arent I Look Like Ritesh From Cash Except i dont have glasses on

this is u anshu😆 Should Or Shouldnt I Complain Against My All Friends in IF except My Good Friend Sallu_lover😳😆hawwwwwww haha neverrrr i wud never complain 😛

I Could Do This on This Member Called nsheena😆 since i only know her whom lives india

"Oh getting the train was like a dream for me coz after watching JWM i thought i would meet someone like shahid but i didnt know there would be only guyz in here n that all whom looks like gabir singh n no one else, god plz help me"

sorry shina(i still love ya)

P.S. plz guyz dont get angry at me😳😆 i just couldnt think properly so i just played around with my friends, wateva i have said about my friends is not true i just made it up as i wrote ok, i still love ya guyz lolzzz chil..its all fun man no one shud get offended..i certainly did NOT get offended..i found it funny 😆

n i know my captioning is thr worst one😆

Have fun😆