~*~Guru of the Week~*~

"Guru Of The Week"

Welcome friends I know you all are excited to know who is on the hot seat this week.

But first I want to thank every member who participated in the guessing the next "GURU"👏

And now to the hot seat.

Here were the tops given:Our Next Guru of the Week tips:

"Our next guru can be a die hard fan of someone."

Comone this gave it away right???? Biggest clue.😆

"He/She is from Australia and wants to be a story writer though he/she hates reading books."

An irony. She wants to be a story writer but hates reading.😆😆

So I think now you all got it its non other than

Sallu_lover

Congrats dear.👏

Answer these Questions:

~Name:

~Fav actors?

~Fav actresses?

~Bollywood actors?

~bollywood actresses?

~Fav colors?

~Fav movies?

~Fav songs?

~Friends on IF?

Now to the guessers:

So instead of making the game easy and simple I have decided to bring some twists and turns.😉 This time how the Gussing game winners will be picked is by a number So say there were 10 replies at the Guessing post and I will randonly pick a number and check the post for that numbers reply. Or maybe I can do this On this post THE FIRST Member!!!!! will post a number from 2-10 totally randon and you CANNOT edit your post will randonly write the # on there reply maybe after there comments for the MOTW and they # they pick from 2-10 who ever replied to that number of post in the "Guess the guru post"

(I will randomly pick a number every week to pick a # so for an examply next week I can say who ever replies to the 3rd comment/post pick a number 4-10, or something.)

I hope u all got what I was trying to explain if not than u can PM me and I'll try my best to explain it further.😳

This week I randomly picked the #4 and its: "nsheen"

Feel free to use the siggy below.👏

So nasheen I have a question for you explain sallu-lover aka Wasima in 5 words.

"And the 1st member don't forget to randomly pick a # from 2-10"

Enjoy

IF Dev Team

Aman, Nadia and Shifali

Awesomee post amann 👏 👏

Congooooooooooooo Wasima..u deservee itttttttt 👏

Will post ur questionsss 😃 😛 😳

Congoo nsheen for guessin it rightttttt 👏

congo congo congo!!!! it is well deserved!!!!!!!!!!!



will comeback with all the infor later.. for sure yaar....... it's not everyday i get to grill you!!!


question????? shouldn't this be a sticky?? 😳 😉

congos wasima.....coming to grill ya soon 😆


luv margi 😳

Congooooooooooooooo wasima jaan🤗🤗🤗 Its been so long since i last talked to u We are online at the same time yaar😭 par tussi fikar not ji😃 Imma not lajee like other people so imma gonna start grilling u rite now

Enjoy captioning these pix i used before too😛😆

Here for set #2😃

There are some wack questions in there so feel free to skip the ones you don't feel comfortable in asking but u are only allowed to skip 10 questions NO MORE THAN THAT😃😛

Have phunnnnnnnnnnnnnnn😆

Can you cry under water?

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

What's the difference between a novel and a book?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?
Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Can you cry underwater?
You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?
Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?
If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?
Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?
How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?
If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they call someone "late" if they died early?
Why are the adjectives 'fast as' and 'slow as' often used in conjunction with hell, is hell slow or fast?
If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn't the little cans be 2 cans?
If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
Why are red buttons always the most important?
How is chess considered a sport?

If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?
If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be "degraded"?
If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
Would you die if you didn't pee?
Why does every Abraham Lincoln impersonator sound the same, even though there are no known audio recordings of the man?
How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
When Atheists go to Court, they can't swear on the bible, can they?
If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?
If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?
Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
Why doesn't broccoli come in a can?
Can you slam a revolving door?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

oye balle balle.. Ima.. ladki.. answer already!!!!!

Congrats dear.👏

thanks for the siggie dear but may i say something, i dont like this mumma's boy man n he is in my siggie😕😆 but kanya looks beautiful😆

Answer these Questions:

~Name: Wasima, friends call me sallu, was,ima, sima, wasoo😆

~Fav actors? Ronit Roy, Akashdeep Sagial, Hiten Tejwani, Aproova, Shaleen, Manoj, Jatin Shah, Karen Patel, Karan Singh, Naman, Cezanne Khan, Karan Hukku, far out i cant think of anymore names right now😆

~Fav actresses? Shweta Tiwari, die hard fan of her

~Bollywood actors? Salman Khan

~bollywood actresses? Karishma Kapoor, Kareena Kapoor, Kajol, Shilpa, Sushmita, Hansika Motwani

~Fav colors? Blue, Black, Red, white

~Fav movies? Well now let me start with this😆Main Pyar Kiya, Hum Aap Hai Kaun, Andaz Apna Apna, Karan Arjun, Phir Milangi, Tere Naam, No Entry, Veergati, Hum Saath Saath Hain, Jaanemann, Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Pyar Kiya To Darna Kiya, Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, Lucky No Time For Love,Partner, Kabhi Kushi Kabhi Gham, Fanaa, Chak De India, Om Shanti Om, Garam Masala, Aap Ka Suroor, Gayal, Border,Jeet, Biwi No.1 Tumko Na Bhool Payengi soo all salman khan movies n a few other ones😳

~Fav songs? hmmm for right now it would be Maula Maula from Awarapaan, All Partner Songs, Jab We Met, I Wanna F u 😳😆 Akon, Go Gangsta Akon, Himesh Reshmiya all of his songs, Welcome songs

~Friends on IF? Pri, Shazooo, Guddi, Anshu, Maleka, Mona, Aahana, Iqra, Diljaani, Wahida god i cant think sorry if i have forgotten ur name just remind me ok😆

Woohoo Wasimaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😆 *shouts* 😆😆 This is gona be wicked man..Imma grill YOU bad 😳

Congo shongo 😆