Mera kuchh saman[ fun post]

Originally posted by: parmarA

Aakhir mere andar ki Alkakumari hasti khelti jaag hi gai.Kapil sharma ki behen jo hoo;

Alka i don't know about ur acting writing wise u are fun post Queen 👏1 year back after watching KTLK i visit IF next day early morning only to see ur Fun post even we became friends with the help of fun post 😆

Declamar:yeh post ki sari ghatanaye kalpanik hai.Yeh kisi bhi aithasikta ka dawa nahi karta.So,AD's ya ND's no bashing please.

ok Madam
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Baat un dino ki hai jab humare Ashutosh babu Nidhi ki engegment ko rokane ke chakkar me Lucknow fatafat aane ki jaldi kar rahe the aur shayad Driver ka dhyan kahi aur tha toh usne thok di gaddi.[Maine warn kiya tha ki sade sati chal rahi hai aapki?par maine tab na?]😲

Haye baap re?aisee thoki ki CID ke mere Abhjit ko bhi nahi mili.Fir kya tha humari Nidhi ne bahe chadha li apni Batalian li aur nikal padi Ashutosh ko dhundane?Mila bhi toh kaise?pure do din lage uska chehera hume dikhaneme?Are bhai hume muhdikhai deni thi toh bata dete.😆

Akhir pure tin din baad humare janab ko hosh aaya toh unhe pata chala ki mera Vollet,spects,suitcase aur mobile sara police ke pas hai.Toh kanjoos bhaga police station me lene. ( Alka mera Ashu not much greedy like this 😡😳 )

Police inspecter ke pas jakar khada raheke janab gana ga rahe,"Mera kuchh saman tumhare pas pada hai."

Inspector:Kyon bhai?mere pas kaha se hoga?tu mera kaun lage?

Ashutosh:Inspecter sahab,main Ashutosh hu.Jiska accident hua tha?Mera saman hai aapke pas

Aur inspecter ne apni yaaddasht pe jor diya aur bola,"Ha ha muze yaad hai.Kyonki us din main apne sale ke bete ki birthday me gift nahi le gaya tha toh meri biwi ne muze pita tha.( alka after all this types in reality too )

Aur Wahaa achanak sannata chha gaya

Pahele Inspecter ne spects dikhaye."Yeh hai?"

Ashutosh:Ha jee,yahi hai.yeh chashma nahi tha tab tak toh main hotel me order bhi nahi de pata tha👏😆.Nidhi mere peechhe pad pad ke yeh spects banawaye the.Muze toh iska demo bhi dena pada tha.

Inspecter:Hash.Chashma ki jagah khali.

Fir Inspecter ne Vollet dikhaya.

Ashutosh ne kahaa,"Isme paise the na.Pure 201 upaye?😲

Inspecter:Policewale se paise wapis chahiye?😆

Samay ki gehrai ko dekhkar Ashutosh ne chup rahena munasib samaza.😳

Inspecter:Yeh mobile

Ashutosh:Yeh bhi mera hi hai.Pahele mobile ka Visarjan maine inhi hathose kiya tha.😆

Inspecter:Mobile na hua koi daan punya ho gaya.Kaise bol raha hai?is se achha muze de deta.😆

Ashutosh:Uske baad pure 35,000 /- dekar yeh phone liya maine.Uske liye maine do operation jyada kiye the.

Inspecter:{mun me] thodi der ho jayegi toh mera sur bhi yahi kholna padega."

Ashutosh:Mera suitcase?

Inspecter ne toota foota suitcase dikhaya.

Ashutosh:Yeh mera hi hai?lekin iske andar ke jo kapade the woh?ab muze uska bhi kharcha karna padega?

Inspecter:Hey bhagwan!Maine woh sare kapade garibo me baat diye.Aur aapki shaving kit main use kar raha hoo.bolo kuchh kahena hai.

Ashutosh:nahi,main kya bolu.Achha laga ki mera itna binjaroori saman aapne sambhalkar rakha hai.Main toh yeh sab cheeje kharidne hi ja raha tha

Inspecter ne apna sur pit liya.