PS: this is just a fun post.Not offense to anybody.
Subah hui aur soch rahi thi ki aaj kya karoo?aur utpatang dimag[humesha se kasam se] aur utpatang khayal aaya ki India forum ke KTLK ka mela lage aur hum sare usme kya kare?
Toh main isi soch me Gate ke pas jakar khadi ho gai.Guard ne rola aur bole,"Manage mam ke pas chalo."
Woh muze le gaya Tanuji ke pas.
Tanuji:passport dikaiye.
Haye raam mela dekhne ke liye passport?
Main:Tanuji,mela dekhne ke liye passport.
Tanuji:aapki gurantee kaun le?aap toh international pagal hai.
Maine kitne minnate ki aur andar gai.
Ander toh OS/SS/FF ka mela the.Dekha toh humare sare wrtiters ke stall lage the.
Pansy ko toh dekhkar main itna khush ho gai.Pansy,Aartiji,sshirley,Suvikaji.
Kya khubsurat log aur kya khubsurat soch.
Fir ek taraf toh itni bhid thi aur sare hans rahe the.Main bhagi toh wahaa Mudraji ko milne Noble Prize distributors aaye the.
Haye mera kitne dino ka sapna sach ho gaya.Main khush ho gai.
Main:Mudraji,aapka stall kahaa hai?
Mudraji apne stall me le gai muze.
Aur maine kya dekha unke stall me?
Ek overcoat [jisme Ashu aur mallika ne London me raat gujari thi]
Ek wheel chair [main confuse] ashu ki ya mallu ki?
Mudraji: main tumhara sara confusion dur karti.Dono ne bari bari use kiya na [main fir bhi nahi samazi na?]
Mudraji:jaisee jiski akal.
Fir wahaa mili Jali hui saree[yeh mat puchhna kiski?] Mudraji aayi bhago.
Fir Leenaji ke kavita ki bari.kya kavita thi majaa aa gaya.
Aage badhi aur Hina ke vm ne dik khush kar diya.
But my all time fav,"kahaa tak yeh man ko andhere chhalenge?"
Maine banaya tha aur sare fusss!You tube keheta hai,"No cooments"
Ariya ki siggies aur uske music track.Aahaa dil khush kar deta hai.
Aur main apne GOTW gang ke pas gai toh unhone mera boycott kar diya.Mere dost Leenaji,Bawa,Deepali.Sony,Rajani,Tupu,suku,Diksha,Heena.
Maine bola aisa kyon?
Toh Bawa bole,"aap apna promise nahi nibhati.
Are bhai India me reheti hoo.Politician ki bhi kabhi hawa lag jati hai yaar.Mitti dalo na uspar.
Are main Deepaji ko kaise bhul sakti hoo?unke top 7 aur humari najar se najare hi nahi hatti.Spects bhi aa gaye usi chakkar me.Herry potter ke naam ki dhum toh unhone hi machai hai.Shayad dhoom 7,aur krish 7 woh hi banaye.Ya fir Agnipath ka 7th remake.[Yeh bhi muze pitnewali hai.]
Deepali ke quotes aur comment toh humare IF ki shan hai
Itni der shanti se chali aur dekha toh Tupu aa gai.Itni gusse me thi ki kya bataoo?
Usko gussaa aaya aur woh ghus gai IF me aur sare 12 panne ulat pulat kar diye.Sare post pe last comment Tupu.
Suku ne naam diya Psumani nahi Tupunami.
Swiss bank hisab maang raha hai Tupuse.
Tabhi humaree Tanuji chillai,"Bakwas band kar."
Aur main bed par se gir gai.Subah ke 5 baje the aur mera alarm bula raha tha.
Ande tamatar mat fenkna.
Edited by parmarA - 11 years ago