Funny Jokes (Added few more in page 4, 8, 11 & 17) - Page 7

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

Heated gold is called ornament.
Beaten copper is called wire.
Compressed carbon is called diamond.

But heated, beaten and compressed person Is called husband! 😆

Love is like BPL-
BETTER THAN THE BEST,
friendship is like pepsi-
YEH DIL MAANGE MORE!,
girlfriend is like pan-parag -
EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.

🤣

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Originally posted by: Diksha_1991

Originally posted by: bc123456

great loved them

Originally posted by: bc123456

Am fit and fine just busy then when I get home by 8 pm am tired so just sleep it out , but will try can come on the forum tonite see u then , bye diksha take care

Originally posted by: Diksha_1991

It's alright januu, no sorry required 🤗

How is your health now?

Good Morning. Have a Nice Day. 😃

Take care

Originally posted by: Diksha_1991

Santa & Banta Jokes

Santa - "maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli ... "

Banta - "woh kaise ?"

Santa - "pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti ... !"

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Santa - "Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon ..."

Banta - "kyon ? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai ?"

Santa - "nahi ... balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai !!!"

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Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.

One day Boss asked - "wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?"

Santa replied - "no no sir ... aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !"

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Cat:Hw old r u?
Elpnt:5yrs.
Cat:Bt U luk big.
Elpnt:Im a COMPLAN BOY.

Cat:Im 30yrs.
Elpnt:Bt U luk small
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE.

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Originally posted by: nidhirohan

Heated gold is called ornament.
Beaten copper is called wire.
Compressed carbon is called diamond.

But heated, beaten and compressed person Is called husband! 😆

Love is like BPL-
BETTER THAN THE BEST,
friendship is like pepsi-
YEH DIL MAANGE MORE!,
girlfriend is like pan-parag -
EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.

🤣