Funny Jokes (Added few more in page 4, 8, 11 & 17) - Page 6

@ jaaanu 🤣 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

@ jaaanu 🤣 🤣 🤣

super mast post yaar 🥳

@ bawa bro nice add onns 🤣 🤣

Thanks a Lot Jaanuuu 🤗

Good Morning

Yup bawa all wer very good.😆 😆

Originally posted by: gargpoo

Q.What is the biggest flop produced by Yash Chopra??

Ans.Uday Chopra🤣

Santa & Banta Jokes

Santa - "maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli ... "

Banta - "woh kaise ?"

Santa - "pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti ... !"

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Santa - "Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon ..."

Banta - "kyon ? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai ?"

Santa - "nahi ... balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai !!!"

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.

One day Boss asked - "wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?"

Santa replied - "no no sir ... aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !"

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Cat:Hw old r u?
Elpnt:5yrs.
Cat:Bt U luk big.
Elpnt:Im a COMPLAN BOY.

Cat:Im 30yrs.
Elpnt:Bt U luk small
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE.

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Originally posted by: Diksha_1991

Thanks a Lot Jaanuuu 🤗

Good Morning

Yup bawa all wer very good.😆 😆

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

no thankuu jaan..will addo on mine later ok pakaa a😛 abhi net slow hai

goodmoring 😳

Okay jaanuu

waiting for it

added few more jokes above 😉

Heated gold is called ornament.
Beaten copper is called wire.
Compressed carbon is called diamond.

But heated, beaten and compressed person Is called husband! 😆

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

Heated gold is called ornament.
Beaten copper is called wire.
Compressed carbon is called diamond.

But heated, beaten and compressed person Is called husband! 😆

Love is like BPL-
BETTER THAN THE BEST,
friendship is like pepsi-
YEH DIL MAANGE MORE!,
girlfriend is like pan-parag -
EK SE MERA KYA HOGA.

🤣

🤣 🤣 Very funny januu 😆 😆

Originally posted by: nidhirohan

@ jaaanu 🤣 🤣 🤣

super mast post yaar 🥳

@ bawa bro nice add onns 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: Diksha_1991

Santa & Banta Jokes

Santa - "maine 2 shaadiyan kee lekin dono hi baar meri kismat footi nikli ... "

Banta - "woh kaise ?"

Santa - "pahli wali mujhe chhodkar chali gai aur doosri wali mujhe chhodkar jaana nahi chahti ... !"

""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""-

Santa - "Yaar mai apni wife kee yaad-daasht se bahut pareshaan hoon ..."

Banta - "kyon ? kya woh har baat bhool jaati hai ?"

Santa - "nahi ... balki woh koi bhi baat bhoolti hi nahi hai !!!"

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

Santa kee nai-nai shaadi hui thee phir bhi use ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahi hoti. Woh der tak office mein hee baitha rahta.

One day Boss asked - "wife se jhagda chal rahaa hai kya ?"

Santa replied - "no no sir ... aisee koi baat nahi ! baat ye hai ki meri wife bhi job karti hai isliye hum dono mein jo bhi pahle ghar pahunchta hai, khana use hi banaanaa padta hai !"

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Cat:Hw old r u?
Elpnt:5yrs.
Cat:Bt U luk big.
Elpnt:Im a COMPLAN BOY.

Cat:Im 30yrs.
Elpnt:Bt U luk small
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE.

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