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This is just fun post.No offence to anybody.
Rajnikant aur Ashutosh mile raste me
Kha rahe the chane sasteme
Rajanikantam: main superman ji.do tango pe aisa daudta ki kya bolu?
Ashtuosh : mat bolo.Kuchh mat bolo.Tum do tango pe daudta na?main apni biwi ki jaan 
daudke bachata.
daudke bachata.Rajanikant: Main robot banake operation karta aur logo ko bachata 
Ashutosh: huuud!huuud!haat
Main toh ek hath me bandage hoke CM ka operation karta.Aur apne baba ka bhi operation karta ek haath se.
Tum yeh kar sakta?
Tum yeh kar sakta?Main injured hoke biwi ke liye ek haath se 
biwi ke liye bana sakta
biwi ke liye bana saktaApni biwi ko
pure shahere me dhund sakta.Uske saath jungle me Mogli ban sakta
pure shahere me dhund sakta.Uske saath jungle me Mogli ban saktaso not you but me the boss.Ab toh Akshay kumar se bhi panga le liya.
Dono tabse Kp ji ko dhund rahe hai
Just fun post no offence please
