hello mere aalsi dosto 😆
kaisee hoo 😛
kyaa laagaa aapko huum aapka pechaa chhod dengee...gujju hu mai gujarat ki yaad hai naa..is kaisee pechaa chhod duuu 🤣
shayari time 🤓
Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lagey kahin tow,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!
kaun aa rahaa hai meree ghaar aaj 🤣
Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai,
Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai,
Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko,
Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta..
DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?😭😭
Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi,
Aur vitamin ki kami thi..
Wah! Wah!
Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh
girl friend ki mummy thi.. 
jokes time 😛
1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee
Bhishkit
Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
Ya
aashqi ke liye..!! 😎 
Namaskar!
Ye hamari "SURYA UDAY" SMS sewa hai
Isme hum soe hue "aalsi logon" ko jagate hain
aur baad mein Good morning keh ke khud so jate hai
GOOD morning aalsi🤣
Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!! 😭😭 
Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
"YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI"
Sab profesrs utar gaye'
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!! 😳 
Lines by School boy'
Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..
N then realize that,
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.
.
.
.
Im holding a pen..!! 🥱
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC'
No matter how loud he is outdoor,
He is designed to remain silent indoor! 🤓 
Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaat karti hai.
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
