Top 7 reasons why Mallika jalaoed her sari...

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Posted: 12 years ago
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heya folks... now when the show is over,Iam on a mission to answer all those questions which went unanswered when it was on air ..and the most questionable personality in the show is ABjee and Mudra's very favourite Mallu maiya !
How can we forget the sari jalao abhiyan by the mental damage Mallu ... (alka jee,trust me I laugh everytime I think about this phrase !)
So here Iam with the reasons behind this not-so-intelligent act of hers !

seven- She was feeling cold !

six..She was tired of the old door and wanted a new one .

five...She wanted to play bonfire bonfire .

four...The salesman told her that its a fireproof saree(as in bulletproof etc!) and she would get a refund if it got burnt (she was just testing it !)

three..The saree had gone bad and she had to throw it off anyways ,and was too lazy to get up and go to throw it in the dustbin !



two...She came to know that Jagan cheated her by giving her a duplicate Kanjivaram saree (Mudra jee,how could u not recognize it ?)


one...There was a sale in Big Bazar- get 50% off on new sarees in exchange of burnt sarees (why only burnt sarees ,ask Big Bazar ppl ..they come up with wierdo schemes !)

PS-anyone remotely related to Big Bazar ,please close your eyes !

Have a great week people !

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Posted: 12 years ago
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hilarious deepa 😆 this one is 😆
There was a sale in Big Bazar- get 50% off on new sarees in exchange of burnt sarees (why only burnt sarees ,ask Big Bazar ppl ..they come up with wierdo schemes !)



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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: jayanti_dj


heya folks... now when the show is over,Iam on a mission to answer all those questions which went unanswered when it was on air ..and the most questionable personality in the show is ABjee and Mudra's very favourite Mallu maiya !
How can we forget the sari jalao abhiyan by the mental damage Mallu ... (alka jee,trust me I laugh everytime I think about this phrase !) Thank you deepaji
So here Iam with the reasons behind this not-so-intelligent act of hers !

seven- She was feeling cold ! Really?Kp ji use lekar Kashmir chale jate aur Enjoy karte.

six..She was tired of the old door and wanted a new one .Ashu aur Nidhi ne kabhi door band hai ya khula uski parwaah ki hai kya?tod hi deti bhutni mata

five...She wanted to play bonfire bonfire . Uske liye saree kyon mata?nidhi ka khoon jala rahi thi woh kya kam tha?

four...The salesman told her that its a fireproof saree(as in bulletproof etc!) and she would get a refund if it got burnt (she was just testing it !) Sales man ka bharosa kyon hee?jo apne man ka bharosa nahi kar sakti woh salesman ka kyon kiya re!

three..The saree had gone bad and she had to throw it off anyways ,and was too lazy to get up and go to throw it in the dustbin ! Lazy thi tabhi toh baal ashu se banawati thi aur paheredar ki tarah use hi baithati thi tuti taang lekar



two...She came to know that Jagan cheated her by giving her a duplicate Kanjivaram saree (Mudra jee,how could u not recognize it ?) Hey bhagwan kanjivaram sareee ke naam par dhokha!mahila toh aisa karne wale ko Zombie bana deti hai by god!


one...There was a sale in Big Bazar- get 50% off on new sarees in exchange of burnt sarees (why only burnt sarees ,ask Big Bazar ppl ..they come up with wierdo schemes !) Saree lene ja rahi ho mata toh tanik MN ke liye aur specially ashni ke bed ke liye Bedsheet ke set lete aana.



PS-anyone remotely related to Big Bazar ,please close your eyes !

Have a great week people !

Aap ko bhi have a great week deepaji.Hillarious post deepaji majaa aa gaya
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Super dedication to me Deepa... I am really honoured post after post...😳

Super top 7 reasons..😆😆

Here are my additions for my fav Mental damaged Mallu maiya...

1. She came to know that saree belonged to jagan's first wife... and Jagan gave her that saree

2. She was practicing alchemy...
. since Mallika doesnt have any money, she jalaofyed to get gold from the zari

3. She wore Nidhi's dress..uske badle mein what if Nidhi wears that saree...she was worried ..so

4. Kanjoos Ashu did not buy one 'Machar-bagaoo' mosquito coil for her room and there were too many mosquitoes...

5. Shop keeper said, the colour changes to blue on jalaooing it... since Ashu likes blue...

6. After her US stint, she wanted to wear only western wear .. or atleast she wanted to say "NO" to sarees


7. She was hungry and Ashu & Nidhi forgot to cook for her in their hurry to go out and manaofy their first month anniversary...


See... Mallu is sachi muchchi is very innocent.. ...like a small baby... yeh baat aapke Ashuji ne khud bola... aur aap nahi maanti ho
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Great post Deepa.4,2,1 are really funny. Mallu ko gussa tha kya soch ke sari paheni thi. Instead of Ashu Jagan lifted her ghoongat.Aisi sari ko toh jalana hi pada.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Super hilarious post deepa, kya baat hai...
😆😆
especially loved the big bazaarwala reason.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: mudraswathi

Super dedication to me Deepa... I am really honoured post after post...😳

Super top 7 reasons..😆😆

Here are my additions for my fav Mental damaged Mallu maiya...

1. She came to know that saree belonged to jagan's first wife... and Jagan gave her that saree

2. She was practicing alchemy...
. since Mallika doesnt have any money, she jalaofyed to get gold from the zari

3. She wore Nidhi's dress..uske badle mein what if Nidhi wears that saree...she was worried ..so

4. Kanjoos Ashu did not buy one 'Machar-bagaoo' mosquito coil for her room and there were too many mosquitoes...

5. Shop keeper said, the colour changes to blue on jalaooing it... since Ashu likes blue...

6. After her US stint, she wanted to wear only western wear .. or atleast she wanted to say "NO" to sarees


7. She was hungry and Ashu & Nidhi forgot to cook for her in their hurry to go out and manaofy their first month anniversary...


See... Mallu is sachi muchchi is very innocent.. ...like a small baby... yeh baat aapke Ashuji ne khud bola... aur aap nahi maanti ho

Mudraji aapka mallu prem bahar aa raha hai kaise?


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: alkaparmart

Mudraji aapka mallu prem bahar aa raha hai kaise?





Dekha... Mallu ke upar mera pyar itna jyada hai... jitna bhi bahar nikaloo... phir bhi pot bhar ke hai
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Posted: 12 years ago
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You missed few like

1. Not enough light in the room, Ashu has low volt bulbs to save electricity bill, we all know how misy he is
2. Her saree her wish
3. She wants to show her power to all the members of the house...😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Superb, hilarious dhasu post Deepa👏👏

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