FUN TIME (4/7/2013) fun post njoy

Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven't spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I'm talking to my wife

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Girl: When we get married,

I want to share all your worries,
troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you,
darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!😳
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!😳
If I was an author you would be my story!😭

But I'm only a cartoonist!

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Q: Do u knw y in a couple's photo

quiz time 😉😆

jaan___kya haa hai ?
Jaan___kaha ho ?
Jaan___kb miloge ?
Jaan___missing u 😭
jaan___zyada khush mat ho.😡
hr space ki jagah 'war' laga kr padho. 🤣

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Teacher:water ka chemical formula btao?
Student:H2 Mgcl2NaclHNo3CaCo3Ca(OH)2SnTNHgNiHCL(COOH)
Teacher: ye kya hai?
Student:Ye muncipality ka water hai... 😲😲

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Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,😛

husband smart banke aya or bola,
"DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?"😳😳

tabhi wife zorse chillayi'
CHAKKAAA!!! 🤣

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Teacher - How many planets are there ?
Billu - Mercury, Venus, Jupiter etc etc.
Teacher - Aur batao?
Billu - Aur bas sab badiya! Mata raani ki kripa hai. 😆

aurr looo 🤓

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UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!