Spammers' Heaven - Page 16

@Anjani

shocked to see..more than one line...😉😆

See.. spamming has some advantages..😆

Originally posted by: mudraswathi

1) I am

a) boring -bakki Teen mein se koi bhi nahi so baaki raha boring..🥱
b) drab
c) unnecessarily funny
d) over-active



2) My title should be

a) spam-sri
b) spam-Bhushan 😉
c) Spam-zero
d) Spam-Ratna

3) Incase of inevitability( such as closure) I want to martyr as

a) spam-pinky Abhi ye kafi hai..😊
b) spam-purpley
c) spam-coolbie
d) statusquo


4) According to you, the spammers' club oath should be

a) "Spamming is legal..because I wont do anything illegal"
b) "Forum ke health keliye Spam karna mera kartavya hai"
c) "Till the last moment of the forum, I will be spamming"

d) "Spamming is in my breathe, in my blood"



5) Suppose someone admonish you for your spamming and you had to leave doing it...what will you sing?

a) Spam... spam.. na raha...
b) Meri pyaari pyaari spamming ko kisi ka nazar na lage
c) spamming jaaneman ...tu hi mera dil...Tujh bin tarse naina
d) hum spam karne wale... duniya se na darne wale...

I will sing all..cause forum ke bina hum hum nahi rahenge..


6) What are the advantages of being a spamster?

a) No body will take us seriously
b) No time restrictions
c) simply fill pages
d) Great sense of achievement.. i hope so..😆

7) How do you defend your spamming tendencies?

a) Spamming kisi ka burai nahi karta
b) playing games is equivalent to spamming
c) I have learnt many things while spamming
d) Spam - queen ... how cool it is...

Originally posted by: rrdsu

Teacherji..I hope I am not too late for admission,but I had done my application on first page,pls take that as a consideration..😉

you have passed... A great rocking spamster bangayi ho...😆😆😆

Thank u ji..😃

🤣🤣🤣 Superbly funny post Mudra..
Where do you get such ideas from?
I have no ambitions of any such achievements hence not participating in questionnaire😊
But loved your post very much! Way too hilarious! 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: mudraswathi

1) I am

a) boring
b) drab
c) unnecessarily funny
d) over-active



2) My title should be

a) spam-sri
b) spam-Bhushan
c) Spam-zero
d) Spam-Ratna

3) Incase of inevitability( such as closure) I want to martyr as

a) spam-pinky
b) spam-purpley
c) spam-coolbie
d) statusquo


4) According to you, the spammers' club oath should be

a) "Spamming is legal..because I wont do anything illegal"
b) "Forum ke health keliye Spam karna mera kartavya hai"
c) "Till the last moment of the forum, I will be spamming"
d) "Spamming is in my breathe, in my blood"



5) Suppose someone admonish you for your spamming and you had to leave doing it...what will you sing?

a) Spam... spam.. na raha...
b) Meri pyaari pyaari spamming ko kisi ka nazar na lage
c) spamming jaaneman ...tu hi mera dil...Tujh bin tarse naina
d) hum spam karne wale... duniya se na darne wale...


6) What are the advantages of being a spamster?

a) No body will take us seriously
b) No time restrictions
c) simply fill pages
d) Great sense of achievement

7) How do you defend your spamming tendencies?

a) Spamming kisi ka burai nahi karta
b) playing games is equivalent to spamming
c) I have learnt many things while spamming
d) Spam - queen ... how cool it is...

Sorry, I'm not miss spammer, so can't really participate fully in the spammer's exam! 😆 But, here is what maybe my answers. I am, however, miss VM, that I can tell you about. 😆

Mudraji,hillarious post as always.I will give that answers once i get relief from my backpain.But yes IF is spammers heaven.And KTLK forum is ghar ek madir by NR"s language

Originally posted by: mudraswathi

Hello Shello Spammers... enjoying vacations, rains and free time??

Come one... Come alll!!!

lets do pure spamming... All bakwas and no serious!!!!!!!

Yesterday Deepa sizzled and inspired many to achieve the same. Also, NR has appointed me as the director of the Spamming University.

To keep up with my job, I am giving a simple questionnaire here.. ..something like our MOTW type.. Please introduce yourselves with the help of these questions and grill (read 'pull leg') others...

(Please feel free to add questions or answers.. wherever they are inadequate)


1) I am

a) boring
b) drab
c) unnecessarily funny
d) over-active



2) My title should be

a) spam-sri
b) spam-Bhushan
c) Spam-zero
d) Spam-Ratna

3) Incase of inevitability( such as closure) I want to martyr as

a) spam-pinky
b) spam-purpley
c) spam-coolbie
d) statusquo


4) According to you, the spammers' club oath should be

a) "Spamming is legal..because I wont do anything illegal"
b) "Forum ke health keliye Spam karna mera kartavya hai"
c) "Till the last moment of the forum, I will be spamming"
d) "Spamming is in my breathe, in my blood"



5) Suppose someone admonish you for your spamming and you had to leave doing it...what will you sing?

a) Spam... spam.. na raha...
b) Meri pyaari pyaari spamming ko kisi ka nazar na lage
c) spamming jaaneman ...tu hi mera dil...Tujh bin tarse naina
d) hum spam karne wale... duniya se na darne wale...


6) What are the advantages of being a spamster?

a) No body will take us seriously
b) No time restrictions
c) simply fill pages
d) Great sense of achievement

7) How do you defend your spamming tendencies?

a) Spamming kisi ka burai nahi karta
b) playing games is equivalent to spamming
c) I have learnt many things while spamming
d) Spam - queen ... how cool it is...

chalo fill up kar diya

@kritika, @Hina

Thank you for going thru the post. No .. you are no where near us..spam queens... But all thanks for supporting us.😆😆😆

Hina, it is your modesty... But I have not given the choice knowingly... you are very enthusiastic..not boring...👏

@Alka

Ji... hum dono bahut seedha sadha log hai... jo bhi humko 'spam-queen' title diya... yeh unka galat femi hai...😉😆