Kashmakash S2 Th 3 Chap 8 Pg 129 June 26

AISHUMA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1071

2 Lovers ke beech fight ho rahi thi
GF: Kamine!! mein tere kapde faad dungi.
BF: Dekh ab tu serious ladai mein romantic baat maat kar.

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AISHUMA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1072

45kg Ki Ladki ko Uthane mein Ladko ko koi Preshani nahi hoti,
But 18Kg ka Gas Cylinder ko Uthane mein Ladko ke pasine chhut jate hai.
Kyun?
Kaminapan hai aur kya.

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AISHUMA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1073

Statement of boys, when they remain unsuccessful in making girlfriends in College..
1st sem: Meri to pehle se hai
2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
5th sem: Bhai kisise intro to kara
6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi
7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna
And Finally
With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi par aaj tak kisiko
bhaav nahi diya

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AISHUMA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1074

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl
with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl
and
Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!

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AISHUMA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1075

GUY (laughing): My friend has stolen my girlfriend's number from my cell..!!
FRIEND: So what's next?

GUY: The idiot is sending romantic messages to his own sister.

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AISHUMA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1076

Ek bar 1 ladka apni aunty ke ghar jata hai.
Aunty- BetA! raat bahut ho gayi hai tum GUDDU ke pass so jao.
Boy- nahi Aunty.. main bahar sofe pe so jata hoon.
Next mrng a hot girl brings tea 4 him.
Boy asks- tum kaun ho?
Girl- main GUDDU.. Aap kaun?
BOY- Main GADHA, ULLU ka PATTHA!!

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1077

couple had a huge fight one night

Going to bed husband says:
Good Night old mother of 3 kids

Wife replied:
Good Night Father of none

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1078

Aishu suku ki thread ka pg 52 53 dekh

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AISHUMA

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Posted: 12 years ago

#1079

This one is awesome

Girl: um, suno.
Guy: huh?
Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai.
Guy: kaho.
Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai
Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do.
Girl: log hasenge
Guy: kuch nahi hoga
Girl: yeh baat tumahre kaanome kehna behtar hai
Guy (lending a ear…tense): ab kaho.
Girl: tumahre pant pichese phati hui hai.

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Girl: um, suno.
Guy: huh?
Girl: kuch zaroori baat kahni hai.
Guy: kaho.
Girl: sabke samne kehneme sharm aati hai
Guy (kinda excited): arre, keh bhi do.
Girl: log hasenge
Guy: kuch nahi hoga
Girl: yeh baat tumahre kaanome kehna behtar hai
Guy (lending a ear…tense): ab kaho.
Girl: tumahre pant pichese phati hui hai.

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