hello dosto😊
Waqt ki andhi me insan badal jate hai 😡
Sochta hu padh padh k record tod du,🥳
lekin book dekte hi irade badal jate hai.

woh phool barsane lage

jab unki mummy ne dekha 😡
to gamle bhi saath aane lage ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Wo meri kismat meri takdeer ho Gye
Hamne unki yaad me khat itne likhe ki
Wo Raadii(scrap) bechkar hi ameer ho Gye...

Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, Wife ' kesa lag raha he ji? Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.🤣 |
Banta: Wo kaise?
Santa: Yar Biwi k Makeup ka kharcha Bardasht Nhi Hota or Makeup Na kre To Biwi Brdasht Nhi Hoti...
Unka chota bacha b wahan betha tha,
Husband=tu sali kutti.
Wife=tu sala kutta
Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or main sala pupyy!ðŸ˜

Janaab yeh college kaisa hai? 😕
Watchman : Bohoott hi acha hai mainy b yahan se hi MBA kiya hai. 😳
main live-live padta raha.
voh kiss-kiss likhti rahi,
main kass-kass padta raha.
vo shadi karke chali gayi,
aur main english course karta raha.

Bikhari: Hi Darling! 😳
So U R in the mood to have some Fun. 😉😆
Lady : How Dare U? 😡
Bhikhari : Then What R U doing on My Bed...😕
Laloo - Bhaiswaa ke sath aaye ho ??
Mayawati - Dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Laloo - Dhatt pagli, hum elephantwa se puch raha hoon!
