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Posted: 12 years ago
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KTLK is all about resolving incompatibility in marriages...
Let us see, How this incompatibility is resolved in other cases...




Marriage between Induction cooker and age-old stain less steel vessel.

Ms Induction is sipping french press coffee at the canteen with her friends.

friend: Indu! your new boss Mr. Steel is all hot and handsome!!!

Indu: He is not my types yaar.. he is old and boring!!

friend: kyon .. kya hua?😲

Indu: I am magnetic but unable to attract him... mera daal uske saath nahi galta... our relationship will not go anywhere!! 😡





Samsung smart TV's mother is gossiping about her new daughter-in-law 'iPad' with her neighbor.

mom-sam: What to say Bhabhi, the day iPad has entered in this house, everything is changed.

Bhabhi: Dint I tell you? It happens in all asian-american rishte.
😳..They are not compatible.😳

mom-sam: No, bhabhi!! She took all control in her hand!!! She got all keys to his apps. He switches on and off at her button press. The remote in my hand is all redundant now... he doesnt need me any more!!!! booo... hooo..





Parents and friends persuading to arrange marriage between Mr. Windows and Ms. Linux.


dad-Windows: Linnie is clever and independent. You must marry her.

Mr. Windows: But dad! she is nerdy! an ugly duckling and open to every one!... where as I am all smart, handsome and sexy, secluded...

Mom-Windows: She can cook all your recipes through wine*.. She is good at knitting secure web for you.

Mr. Windows: Mom!!! dont force me!! I cannot withstand her presence!!

Friends: probably, you must try 'living-in' for some time in the same PC in two partitions. You will develop compatibility.

(**Wine is a free software application that aims to allow applications designed for Microsoft Windows to run on linux)
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Waah ji waah...this was perfect combo for me, being an ashni lover and Btech(CSE) student😛
especially liked the last one🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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And while reading it, i was thinking how my C compiler was Incompatible with my lappy, and how i made it compatible 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣 I like Indu and Linnie ones..!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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the last one actually reminds me of Amita ka Amit 😆 and good ones.. Mudra...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: deepali.rock

Waah ji waah...this was perfect combo for me, being an ashni lover and Btech(CSE) student😛
especially liked the last one🤣



😆😆

I know... I can understand...😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
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wowwwoo teacherji yeeh sirf aap soch saktee ho mast post hai 🤣


Marriage between Induction cooker and age-old stain less steel vessel.

Ms Induction is sipping french press coffee at the canteen with her friends.

friend: Indu! your new boss Mr. Steel is all hot and handsome!!!

Indu: He is not my types yaar.. he is old and boring!!

friend: kyon .. kya hua?😲

Indu: I am magnetic but unable to attract him... mera daal uske saath nahi galta... our relationship will not go anywhere!! 😡

yehh ekduum best haii 🤣🤣🤣

aab kisii ki bhi shaadi kaar wa saktee ho ..aap pandit jii hoo 😉😆
om keshwaa namaah..naraayaanee namahh 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Parents and friends persuading to arrange marriage between Mr. Windows and Ms. Linux.


dad-Windows: Linnie is clever and independent. You must marry her.

Mr. Windows: But dad! she is nerdy! an ugly duckling and open to every one!... where as I am all smart, handsome and sexy, secluded...

Mom-Windows: She can cook all the your recipes through wine*.. She is good at knitting secure web for you.

Mr. Windows: Mom!!! dont force me!! I cannot withstand her presence!!

Friends: probably, you must try 'living-in' for some time in the same PC in two partitions. You will develop compatibility.

^^^ superlike Mudraa...ek aap hi ho jo aisi post bana sakti ho 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: deepali.rock

And while reading it, i was thinking how my C compiler was Incompatible with my lappy, and how i made it compatible 🤣



Which compiler? how did you make compatible.. interesting.. could you please give more details?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: achiever

🤣 I like Indu and Linnie ones..!



Thank you achiever!!!😆

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