Superb Hilarious post Deepaji!! Great entertainment for Saturday!!🤣
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seven...mallu madam...kabhi candle bujha kar...to kabhi bewakt entry maar ke !
six...khushi rani...badi mushkil se hamare forum me khushi aayi hai..knock wood !
In dono ne jab tak apna bas chala bahut zyada interrupt kiya... Itna zyada ki Operating System unke liye Interrupt Service Routines invoke and execture karne mein hi laga raha; uski memory se baki sare tracks erase ho gaye... cache, RAM, ROM se lekar secondary memory tak ye dono ka hi virus fail gaya aur baki sara data corrupt kar diya... Inke liye Interrupt Handler banne ke chakkar mein jo device sabse zyada priority ka hakdaar tha woh stack mein last position per hi reh gaya... 😭
Latest virus ka Anti-virus banne ke liye to poor Anji ko MC and OC tak se guzarna pada... 🤢 Apna O.S. abhi reformat(look,feel,act like young) ho raha hai aur Most Priority Demanding Device se sync karne ki koshishein jaari hai... 😆
five..phone ki ghanti..yaar is phone ki toh ! bewakt bajta hai...jaisa ki real life me bhi hota hai !
Yeh to bahut ahem mauke per ho chuka hai... 😆 Poor O.S. ko aisa function call aaya tha jaisa library routines se hota hai... Topmost priority... demanding immediate transfer of control... Uss Function call se return karte karte "time out" ho gaya aur most priority demanding device pagphere ke chala gaya... O.S. aur device ka vital/crucial sync HALT mode mein chala gaya... 😆
Doosari baar jab aisa hua tab virus called Ma Mallu aise abrupt user interrupt generate karne ki zimmedar thi aur poor O.S. ne call nahi liya - service/access denied - phir bhi M. P. D. device overheat ho gaya aur poora system crash kar diya... Fatal Deadlock... 😭 Usne network(ghar) se nikal jana uchit samza aur Home Premium mein jaker baith gaya... Beech mein ek naya s/w package bhi aaya tha per priority device ko turn on karneke drivers sirf apne chahite O.S. ke paas hi hai isiliye koi aur bugs nahi aaye... Shukar hai hamara Windows (KP wall) platform hai; Linux (EK - Balaji) hota to device ke Linux compatible ban jaane ke highest chances the... 🤢 Kafi mashakkat ke baad - jis mein O.S. ka hack(kidnap) ho jana bhi shamil - priority device apne network mein wapis aa gaya hai - chalo bhiaya Aant bhala to sab bhala... 🥳
four..darwaje ki ghanti..bin bulaye aur bewaqt mehmano ka koi kya kare?
Ab iss baar toh latest 'virus' remover Anti-virus ne ye interrupt generate kiya tha aur woh bhi most priority demanding device ke special call per uski help ke liye... toh hum Fault overlook kar dete hai... Per agli baar aisa hua to O.S. overheating ki wajah se fatal error aa sakta hai... 😒
three..BB bhi kabhi kabhar bina jaane kood padte hain..par kya karen vo bhi..kitna chai piye aur paper padhe..a paper contains max to max 26pages ..kitni baar padhe usko?
Baat to such hai per mostly ye Server kafi achcha chalta hai('no problem' types) + is manageable in real time with least efforts -kabhikabhar koi gadbadi ho jaati hai per purana software naye programs se compatible banne ki koshishein bhi bahut karta hai, support bhi karta hai aur achchi adaptability dikhata hai!! Itna hi nahi, O.S. and device ka sync banaye rakhne mein sadaiv active + enthusiastic hai and when needed can act as a Router to pass message/packets to CV+DB's network too... Considering greater Program Reusability and diversity of functionalities offered, it is worth tolerating the occasional interrupt generations... What say??🤔
two..neend..humne to suna tha pyar me neend nahi aati..ashu ji ko itni neend kaise aati hai yaar?
Ab kya kahe... Pyaar ke saath saath Spring, Struts , Hibernate ka bhi zamana hai... And as you know - Hibernate is a Persistence Framework... Toh hibernation (neend) ka "persistent" rehna is default attribute... 😆
one ..ranga ji.waise to apne aapko SRK ka door ka rishtedaar samajhte hain hain..par hain ek number ke haddi !
Ji, per ye System Software interface provide karne mein maahir hai... O.S. & device ke ek hi LAN mein aane mein aur aane ke baad bane rehne mein inka shuru se hi bahut achcha contribution raha hai... Also, when O.S. & M.P.D. device's compatability had reached zero, tab DB ke network ke message ko inhone hi decode kiya tha aur O.S. + device ko ek hi workshop (O.T.) mein 3-4 hours tak saath rakha tha - ye baat aur hai ki overheated O.S. and crashed (emotionally) device ka sync nahi ho paya tha - phir bhi attempts from S.S. were appreciable. Very recently, unhone "invisible" mode mein rehkar bhi kafi achchi "semaphoring" ki hai - Output: Device & Company getting permission for FS from... Main server of KGH!! 👍🏼 Direct Memory Access bypassing the CPU ka itna achcha and real world example maine aaj tak nahi dekha... Aise System Software ki jai ho... jai ho... 😃
Edited by ttrocks - 12 years ago
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