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Waise aajkal humara forum thoda thanda reheta hai,lekin yeh mamiji toh kundali banani hi padegi. Kya mamiji ? aise hi khula chhod deneka khushi sorry kashish ko,paisa milneke bad jitna kaske pakada tha utna hi pakad ke rekhti khushi ko.unka jawab agar tab nahi chhodti to yeh do murghe[Nidhi/Ashutosh] kahaase milte is khushi ko.Kya chalak lomdi hai yeh? Mamiji aapse ek baat puchhni hai,aap ne kahi bollywood me try kyon nahi kiya?itni achhi abhinayasamragni[ fab actress] hai to wahaa Ram Gopal varma toh Aag 25 tak aapke cast kar hi lete.Kya sindur lagati hai aap mami!bahoot pyar karti hai na mamaji se?dikhta hai,aakhir dono ek hi thali ke chatte batte jo ho!bus isse jyada pyar mat karna,sindur toh khatam nahi hoga Boundry Line khatam ho jayegi.Jisse aage Tendulkar bhi nahi pahuch payenge,samzi.Waise aapka Shubh naam matlab Tumche naav,sada name,tumaroo naam,nimm hyasaroo,your name please toh woh boli Barbie,main behosh.Nahiii! yeh barbie to main to Aishwarya. Mamiji main to sridevi ko bhi boti thi jab woh yeh gati thi,mere hathome nau nau chudiya hai,main keheti focut me mili hai kya?aur aapto pura teen dozen bangles pehenti hai[kiske baap ki deewali] lekin aapki jaban paan to hume bhi pasand hai lekin uske liye hum railway station me khade hokar chillate nahi hai.Aur deviji saman kisi aur ko saupne se pehele sochana to chahiye,ha bhai tu kyon sochengi,Khushi ka hai.Aur kya suvichar bola tha aapne," Jabaan kutte ko khila dungi.Main tere peeche aise kutte aur woh bhi Alsesian chhod doongi ki woh teri jaban ke saath kuchh aur bhi kaat le toh mera naam nahi lena.Bachi hai woh aur woh bhi bin ma baap ki,le iski sajaa tumhe milegi barabar milegi.Aa rahe hai do Jassoos,kare Mehsoos ki mama aur mami badi kharab hai,aur fir tum dono ko toh main bhi dekhna chahti hoo.Aur haa jate jate Woh bade surajmukhiwali saree to deke ja,tuzpar bilkul suit nahi hoti.Aur har baar naatak kaam nahi aata,achhe bananeka naatak tuze hajam nahi hoga,woh to sirf achhe log hi kar sakete hai.Tu toh sirf ab Kalkatti pan ka patta kha aur police ke dande khaneki taiyari kar,teri pujya sasu ma ne tere liye pura Chakravyuh bana liya hai,bus ab panchhhi ke jal me funsneki der hai.Banaras ka ghungat utha,aur bhindi bajar me aaja.
Channel V Dil Dosti Dance
Arjun
