Khusi-Dard fun post..

KGH Hospital ke saamne ek bada sa bargad ka ped hai….Uss ped ke paas ek chair laga ke Dr Nivya Apna clinics chalati hai…

Aap log samajh hi gaye honge Jhola chap Doctor hai..yani quack….

Usse bahut bada dukh hai….ho bhi kyu na…KGH jaisa bada hospital sirf 4 doctor mil kar chala rahein hai..aur wo ek kursi wala clinic nahi chala paati..

Patients uske paas aate nahi..

wo kitne logon ke paas ja kar..hath jod jod kar bolti hai…"dekhiye meri baat maniye aapko koi na koi bimari jarur hai..mujhe dikhaiye..main khojungi..nahi huyi to beemari Dilwa dungi saste daam mein…Bahut saare infected instrunments hai mere paas..sterilisation protocol main follow nahi karti…"

Log usse paagal samajh kar…usse andekha kar ke chale jaate..ya usse kayi log thappad bhi maar chuke hain…

Par usse koi farak nahi padta….iska kaaran pata chala ki wo.."KP bhakt" hai…

Aaj lekin uska luck chamak gaya hai….Uske clinic mein ek patient pahunchi…

Nivya uchal kar khadi ho gayi…Apne peele daant dikhane lagi patient ko…

"Kya problem hai tumhe..Aao betho Meri zindagi ki pehli patient…"

Patient-"ohh tum meri zindgi ki pehli doctor ho..iske pehle..mujhe kabhi koi taqleef nahi huyi..thodi bahut hoti thi par theek ho jata tha sab…"

"ohh ruko mujhe diagnosis karne do..sabse pehle batao Naam,Umr,shaadishuda ho ya nahi..address,occupation…"

"ye sab kyu bataoon..main benaam hi theek hoon…"

"Arre ye Medical book mein likha hai..aise Diagnosis start hota hai.."

"KGH ke saamne clinics khol ke…ye sab karti ho tab hi patients nahi aate…Tumhare paas UNIQUE patient aayenge ullu Quack…

"Kaise patients…??"

"Aise patients jinhe unki khud ki taqleef pata hai..tum ilaaz kar sako to Bahut famous ho jaogi..Lakhon kamaogi.."

"Sachchii achcha batao tumhari bimari ka naam??..Main tumhe theek kar ke rahungi…"

"Pakka to.."

"haan…Pakka"

"Meri beemari ka naam hai Khusi-Dard"

"Khusi Dard…ye kaisi anokhi beemari hai.."khusi" dard ko bhagati hai.."khusi" dard kaise deti hai??

"oyye philosophy bandh kar KGH ki duniya mein Khusi Dard beemari sabko huyi hai…"

"koi naya Virus hai kya..iska Vaccine nahi aaya market mein……"

"Nahi aaya tab hi tumhare paas aayi hoon…Ek Virus jaata nahi ki..naya virus aa jata hai..KGH ki duniya mein..par ye beemari khusi dard lambi khinch rahi hai…"

"Haan Virus mein mutation rate high hota hai…KGH wale ye jaante hain…"

"Tum seedha bolo iska ilaaj hai ya nahi…"

"Nahi hai…"

"pata hai tabhi aisi bheekhari wali haalat hai tumhari…Iss lailaaj bimari ka ilaaj kaun karega"

"KP jane"…

Aur wo chali gayi…

Nivya phir se bina patient ki hai..uska bad luck start hai…

Originally posted by: rabzonedge

KGH Hospital ke saamne ek bada sa bargad ka ped hai'.

jhaad ke upar Mallika rehti hai??😉

Uss ped ke paas ek chair laga ke Dr Nivya Apna clinics chalati hai'

humne jhaad ke niche pleader ke baare mein suna..aajkal daaktarni log bhi..😲

Aap log samajh hi gaye honge Jhola chap Doctor hai..yani quack'.

ok ok😆

Usse bahut bada dukh hai'.ho bhi kyu na'KGH jaisa bada hospital sirf 4 doctor mil kar chala rahein hai..aur wo ek kursi wala clinic nahi chala paati..

Patients uske paas aate nahi..

Sorry baby... aap neither hunky ho..ta ki female patients aaye... na munni ho...logon ko apni jaadu se hi ilaaz karne wali...😳

wo kitne logon ke paas ja kar..hath jod jod kar bolti hai'"dekhiye meri baat maniye aapko koi na koi bimari jarur hai..mujhe dikhaiye..main khojungi..nahi huyi to beemari Dilwa dungi saste daam mein'Bahut saare infected instrunments hai mere paas..sterilisation protocol main follow nahi karti'"

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Log usse paagal samajh kar'usse andekha kar ke chale jaate..ya usse kayi log thappad bhi maar chuke hain'

Par usse koi farak nahi padta'.iska kaaran pata chala ki wo.."KP bhakt" hai'

😆 😆 voh deewar pe sar maarti thi?

Aaj lekin uska luck chamak gaya hai'.Uske clinic mein ek patient pahunchi'

Nivya uchal kar khadi ho gayi'Apne peele daant dikhane lagi patient ko'

"Kya problem hai tumhe..Aao betho Meri zindagi ki pehli patient'"

Patient-"ohh tum meri zindgi ki pehli doctor ho..iske pehle..mujhe kabhi koi taqleef nahi huyi..thodi bahut hoti thi par theek ho jata tha sab'"

"ohh ruko mujhe diagnosis karne do..sabse pehle batao Naam,Umr,shaadishuda ho ya nahi..address,occupation'"

"ye sab kyu bataoon..main benaam hi theek hoon'"

"Arre ye Medical book mein likha hai..aise Diagnosis start hota hai.."

"KGH ke saamne clinics khol ke'ye sab karti ho tab hi patients nahi aate'Tumhare paas UNIQUE patient aayenge ullu Quack'

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"Kaise patients'??"

"Aise patients jinhe unki khud ki taqleef pata hai..tum ilaaz kar sako to Bahut famous ho jaogi..Lakhon kamaogi.."

"Sachchii achcha batao tumhari bimari ka naam??..Main tumhe theek kar ke rahungi'"

"Pakka to.."

"haan'Pakka"

"Meri beemari ka naam hai Khusi-Dard"

"Khusi Dard'ye kaisi anokhi beemari hai.."khusi" dard ko bhagati hai.."khusi" dard kaise deti hai??

"oyye philosophy bandh kar KGH ki duniya mein Khusi Dard beemari sabko huyi hai'"

"koi naya Virus hai kya..iska Vaccine nahi aaya market mein''"

"Nahi aaya tab hi tumhare paas aayi hoon'Ek Virus jaata nahi ki..naya virus aa jata hai..KGH ki duniya mein..par ye beemari khusi dard lambi khinch rahi hai'"

"Haan Virus mein mutation rate high hota hai'KGH wale ye jaante hain'"

"Tum seedha bolo iska ilaaj hai ya nahi'"

"Nahi hai'"

"pata hai tabhi aisi bheekhari wali haalat hai tumhari'Iss lailaaj bimari ka ilaaj kaun karega"

"KP jane"'

Aur wo chali gayi'

Nivya phir se bina patient ki hai..uska bad luck start hai'

🤣... hawww..Nivya ki badluck kharaab hai..😆

"koi naya Virus hai kya..iska Vaccine nahi aaya market mein''"

"Haan Virus mein mutation rate high hota hai'KGH wale ye jaante hain'"

"Nahi hai'"🤣🤣🤣kaafii dangerous virus laagtaa hai🤣🤣

"KP jane"'🤣🤣🤣

Aur wo chali gayi'🤣 kp bhi chaalee gayee kahii chhupnee🤣

Nivya phir se bina patient ki hai..uska bad luck start hai'