Recently, ABji has challenged my fellow-reporter from 'Young Continent' to write one episode of everybody's liking... who incidentally has commented on the ageing tracks of age-gap concept..
As, me too work as a reporter (for Bakwas Times sahi..), I think this is a sawaal for my izzat too...and thought, I will try my hand ...
First, let me take the stock of restrictions..
>>> No explicit romance and no baby tracks
>>> An out-right no-no for childish..ermm..child related tracks
>>> PH rejects expensive tracks
>>> TRP favors invertebrate male characters & a kaleido scopic, venomous saas-bahu
***Char dham Yatra

Plan for a char dham yatra... We dont need to go to himalayas... show the clippings of Kedar nath & Badari nath...We do surgeries without even the Surgical examination lights ...so dont bother about nitty-gritties &&
our cameraman is well experienced with double frames anyway...
Very simple isnt it ??? PH will have no complaints..
Also, viewers will have a peaceful night after visiting those shrines..

*** Jungle safari

Some inexplicable pull towards jungles can lead the way... Hero is lost in the jungle ... See, no need to be away from the sulking, brooding characterisation...😭 it is the happy track we have a problem with...😉
Alone, wandering... makes friendships with monkeys...


On the otherside, heroine alone searching for the hero in the jungle...(where are the police? who runs KGH?? )... Finds out the hero and the sauthan... Hero is friendly ( should we say nuts?)... and willingly help the girl to teach how to plait her hair and playing lion-lion..
...Sauthan turns hero into a frog... But Munni, with all her love and retrieves him back.
❤️ iss ke aage hum..aur kya kahe..jaanam samjha karo...😳😉
*** Attain maturity (No baby is needed at all)
BB has a sprained leg...Solanki is ill... CB had suffered heart attack once..Once these three are through, give some thing to JS inmates, DB and HK ...Old stories say, aadmi behaves like a baby in his budapa..
The doctor duo..oops..trio.. along with Anji and CS will spend their time in attending them , reading for them, playing with themand discovering new ways of curing them..
Our heroine will be continuing on the 'getting matured' mission forever... She has ilaaz to cancer, various tumors...and what not..
This track becomes very educational to the other shows too..as always bahu makes evil plans against her saas there... we are different here...
So, Akalgul saab... here is the taste of your own medicine... even we too are equally Bhejagaayab...