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Maine jab shyama aunty ko bulaya to unhone muzse peheli baat yehi ki ,"Aunty mat kaho ha? Oh hello,aap ko didi ya fir chhoti behen bulane ki umar ab nikal gai hai.chalo theek hai,hum aapko shyamaji hi bulayenge[warna woh yahaa se chali jayegi aur meri dukan pe tala] Shyamaji,aap to ktlk ki ekmev visible ma hai.Bilkul Mother India ki tarah.Kp ji ne aapko kitna mast look diya hai na.Haye meri Usha Uthhup ki behna,tera kya kehena? Sikka thakurain jaisi bindiya,balo me gajra.Aur upar pe banarasi aur South cotton ki kadak press wali saree,kya look hai,achha hai,aap gehene jyada nahi pehenti.Waise aap ktlk ki saree mahila sadsya ke hisse ke bhi jewar pehenti hai. Aap ki aawaj,saral aur meethi hai,toh usi meethas se kapil ji ko bhi salah de dijiye.Aap ko ek raz ki baat batau,kapil ji ko kuchh nahi hua hai.Lekin,kintu,parantoo jaise woh khana khate hai,khilate hai,kisi aur ka jaroor woh raam naam satya kar denge.Aap har bar chugli karti hai,lekin apni beti ko bhi tanik samaza dijiye. Aaap ke aaspas jo som,mangal,budh,guru[DB,CV,CS,Anji,Rangu,Anji]sab aapse kitna pyar karte hai,kitni izzat karte hai.Hume bhi aapse bahoot pyar hai.Lekin please aapke ghar ka shani [KS] khud ghar me aag lagaye isse pehele sambhal lijiya. Aap ke ghar ki chidiya [Anji] jo aajkal aap hi ke ghar me ghausla banaye hue hai,aur ek chidiya lane ke chakkar me hai,aur woh bhi aapke ghar me aapko palni padegi,uska hukum jo thehera.Aap ki ladli suputri keheti hai,ki aajkal sab bacho ko Dadi ya nani sambhalti hai.Yeh Kaisa insaaf hai?yeh Andha kanoon hai,yeh insaaf ka taraju nahi hai.Bus bus ab hume isse jyada picture yad nahi aaye. humne suna hai ki aapne wakilat pas ki hai,toh thoda namuna to dikhayiye?unhone kahaa chalo main tumpe jali pandit hone ka case karti hu,aur fir aap ko court me ghasit too hu?haye rabaa,yeh to mere upar hi.Maine kahaa,babes aap ghar jaiye,muze aapki koi pariksha nahi chaiye,muze sirf rickshaw chahiye ghar janeke liye. Main bhi yeh kisse ulaz padi?Fathe muh ho mera!
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