"Main pareshan...pareshan...pareshan...!"
"Pata hai...pata hai...don't rub it in...!"
KPji glared at the TV screen before turning his attention to the wall. What was he to do now? How was he to handle the situation?
The door creaked open and Ms Know-it-all 1 entered.
"Kya hogaya hai, KPji,...aap itne pareshan kyon hai!"
KPji became so excited on seeing her that he started dancing and singing,
"Tumhi ho bandhu, sakha tumhi!"
Ms Know it All 1 was pleased. Good to see KPji recognizing her status in his life.
"Haan..haan..pata hai, KPji...but what is the matter?"
"Arre...mere wall mei lagta hain...any minute World War III shuru hone ki sambhavna hai...!"
Ms Know-it-all 1 smiled,
"Any activity is good na, KPji...you should happy that you have so many women fighting over you!"
"Fighting over me?"
KPji's eyes gleamed in excitement.
"Matlab over your ideas, KPji...aap bhi na!"
"Just joking ,my dear lady...you have to take me for how I am...honest, frank, rude...!"
"KPji, I know the drill...so let's cut to the chase...you know KPji, I wish you would take tips from the wall!"
"Arre, that is what I do all the time...but for your tips, how would I run the show...I mean all you, Ms Know it alls 1, 2 , 3 , 4 ,5 ,6...!"
"Okay KPji...I know you can count...what I meant was...I wish you could introduce such cat fights in the show too...TRPs ab tak aasmaan choo liye honge!"
"I know, Ms Know it all 1...but what to do...I am trying to do things hatke out here!"
"Sir, this hatke word is the biggest enemy of TRPs...don't you know?"
"Pata hai, pata hai...anyway, what do I do now...The naari shakti andolan is throwing bouquets in my direction...for doing great justice to the cause of women's empowerment by showing the career track!"
""Acchi baat hai na, KPji...but tell me the truth..is that why you did it?"
"Arre baad mei jaaye women's empowerment...I did it because my lead actor refused to co-operate...woh show mei Maa banna nahi chahti toh main kya karoon...!"
"Woh kyun bhala?"
"Because her career will be compromised...she will not be given glamorous roles on silver screen if she plays mummy on the small screen!
"Phir toh yummy mummies ke paksh mei ladna chahiye na...matlab yeh kaisa atyachaar hua...to imply that women lose their desirability quotient when they are shown as mummies...that men do not fantasize about yummy mummies...main toh naara lagaoongi...Yummy Mummies zindabad...Actresses ke khilaaf yeh kaisa atyachaar!"
"Tum shuru mat hona, meri Maa...I still have to deal with the other brigade...!"
"Woh kaunsi...?"
"The mummy brigade!"
"Aap sacch mei phase ho...!"
"Haan...ek taraf meri lead actor Maa ka role play karna nahi chahti...aur doosri taraf yeh baby brigade waale baby track ka naara lagake mujhe paka raha hain!"
"Toh teekh hain na, KPJi...lead actor ko pregnant mat dikhayiye...surrogate ka istemal kijiye na...problem solved...!"
"Kaise solved...agar surrogate ka istemal karoonga toh lead actress ki character negative hojayegi na!"
"Woh kaise?"
"Haan...kyunki humein yeh kehna padega ki usme Maa banne ki kabiliyat nahi hai...yeh bohot hi negative hoga na?"
"Yeh kya KPji, ek aurat ke astitva unke Maa banne pe dependent nahi hai ...uske kayi aur roop hote hain...toh agar yeh kami rahi bhi toh woh kaise negative hogi...aap please aise baatein mat kijiye...andolan waale dande leke aajayenge...!"
"Accha hua ki tum mere paas ho...mujhe aise acche, acche sala dene ke liye...!"
"Toh ab aage ka plan kya hai?"
"Mujhse kyun pooch rahi ho...tumhi batado...aaj tak tum log jo kehte ho, maine wahin kiya hain na!"
"Dheere boliye, KPji...koi sunlega!"
"Isme kya sharam...main duniya ka sabse lucky writer hoon ...jo tum jaise sakhiyon mere saath dete ho!"
"Accha ab aage Nidhi ka daktargiri hi dikhana hain na...!"
""Haan...bilkul...koi aur chaara nahi!"
"Toh do chaar surgery aur karvalijiye!"
""Par kaise...woh abhi surgeon nahi hui na?"
"Arre...KPji...CM ko bolo Nidhi ko honorary surgeon banane ko...agar CM khud apna operation iske haathon karva sakta hain toh phir aam aadmi toh khushi khushi karvalega!"
""Waise idea bura nahi...par budget nahi hain na...ek dang ke surgery dikhane ki...!"
"Bhool gaye kya...Nidhi ka golden touch...Dr Ashutosh ne kaha ta...bas Nidhi ko mareezon ko choona hai...woh khudbakhud teekh hojayenge!"
"Yeh bhi hai...waise already woh Alzheimers bhi cure kar chuki hai...meri Nidhi ki professional kabiliyat ki jitni bhi tareef kiya jaaye woh kam hai!"
"KPji..Nidhi ko college bhej dijiye na...PG karne ke liye...accha track hoga!"
"Arre itne saare junior artiste ke liye budget main laaonga kahaan se...aur waise Ashutosh college kaise jayenge...aur romance kaise hogi...!"
"Hogi na...Ashutosh Nidhi ko college mei drop karenge, lunch hour mei jaake lunch khilayenge aur phir sham ko pick up bhi karenge...bohot mazaa aayega...!"
"Aur uska profession?"
"Arre...mard log andolan nahi karte...phikar not!"
"Phir bhi budget...!"
"Toh phir se Rohan ko layiye...!"
"Woh koyi doosre show mei busy hain...!"
""Toh chehra badal denge na...aur Ahsutosh jealous hoga...aur phir separation track hogi...aur phir se wohi kahani dohrayenge...aap ko likhne ki bhi zaroorat nahi,,,,copy paste maar sakte hain!"
KPji was in deep thought.
"Waise KPji, Ms Know it all 2 ne ek aur idea diya hai!"
"Woh kitni acchi, acchi ideas deti hai...jaldi bolo!"
"Kyun na Mallika ko waapis bulaya jaaye?"
KPji folded his hands in front of her.
"Meri Maa...story writer toh ab main hoon nahi...sirf screenplay aur dialogues liktha hoon...ab yeh bhi band karvadegi toh main bhookha marjaoonga!"
MS Know it all 1 ran away to escape from KPj's wrath!
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Iss Pyaar Ko Kya Naam Doon
